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ruinedchildhood: shaunakly: youflirtedwithsherlockholmes: I don’t watch Supernatural and what The fuck. Is going on. Oh just your basic demon possession hey i’m lillith and ur watchn disney channel
thunderboltsortofapenny: naaru: when ur the Sad Headcanon Friend™ and see an innocent headcanon and prepare to turn it into something painful
when skinny ppl fetishize ‘ohhh look @ tht belly!!’ and ‘ooo theyre so fat i love!!! *o*’ but u know irl they dont find fat ppl attractive/wouldnt date a fat person
all the books my school assigns feature sexual harassment in order to ‘shock the reader’……. this is the worst my dudes… like i related to this character and appreciated him and then he proceeded to be……. assaulted..
daughterhood: do u ever see a picture and get a momentary glimpse of a life u’d like to have but it’s too ethereal of a feeling so it just dissipates and ur left with a vague sense of loss over something u never really had to begin with…anyways
okaymad: offisir: do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
srrybabe: oh to lay on top of someone and hug them like a teddy bear and just sleep like that
tiny-femme:do u ever not realize how wet u are until u move wrong and u just squish and ur like. ah
tiny-femme: do u ever not realize how wet u are until u move wrong and u just squish and ur like. ah
nichopants replied to your post: whatamigoingtodonowohmygodiamgoingtodieinfilmstudie… i CANT BELIEVE HE HAS ONE LOL I JUST AHHAHAHAHAH IT’S BEEN AN HOUR AND IM STILL LAUGHING NICHOLLE I WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING CALM AND UR STILL TALKING ABOUT
“too many cliche story lines for your kokoro” Nicholle please..asdghjkl
Woohyun’s pre-debut photo from his minihompy account and its dramatic caption.
best-of-funny: breakingbag: do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine X
totheinternetandbeyond: when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture
ayas-laboratory: do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
kahomo: when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
offisir: do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
offisir: do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame” Always highly frustrating!
offisir: do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame” Pretty much how good a job almost half the women Ive had sex with did. *shrug* Its no wonder I masturbate so much. I can do it better.
offisir: do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame” Yes. =_= Thankfully its rare.
wormfarm:do u ever just like read over a text conversation and reevaluate ur whole life
transarmin: if anyone ever tries to t ell u ur trans* headcanons for snk are shit bc theres no way they could transition in that universe just remind them that people fucking turn into giant monsters and that if the giant monsters are possible then so
astrosoviet: when u read a fic and ur ship isnt even close to getting together at the beginning like they either hate each other or theyre just acquaintances but then u get to this one part and you’re like it begins
moami: deseng: moami: if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from. if you find bones by the ocean,
astudyingreer: lunacyiero: anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?! Me in a beret, taking a long draft from
breakingbag: do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
fightxer:when u touch ur boyfriend and u just FEEL little stars and glitters
actinoutloud: spookycherrypie: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell is that a penis on ur macbook
lmaonade: god i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth my body was like “ur doing a shot” and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat
ask-jeffrey-kun: ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out
aplutor: that avoidant™ feel when u wanna talk to someone so bad but when someone actually talks to u ur suddenly drained of all energy and are just too tired to b bothered with keeping up a conversation and because of this u find it extremely difficult
garbageshepard: i cant deal w/ people who are just loud for no reason like if we out hangin and ur yellin some dumb obnoxious shit tryna be funny im out i gotta go home and stay there for a long time and its because of u
thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
Mom loves u. Ur silly and chubby and sassy just like me and u are the center of my universe
traitor:there’s always those 3 or 4 mutuals that always like and reblog ur stuff and i just wanna say thanks and stay cool
traitor: there’s always those 3 or 4 mutuals that always like and reblog ur stuff and i just wanna say thanks and stay cool
sh4nked:errrinvia: do u guys ever get like a shooting sensation through your vagina and lower back when u see something like this and ur really horny bc i just did and wow im really horny much horny such wow YOU UNDERSTAND
trust: legalmexican: andrewquo: done: heart: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
eatsleepsluttyrepeat: alex turner u can dress as snazzy as u want act as cool as u want and wear as many chains as u want but i have the submarine soundtrack and i know ur just a big ol sappy sack of mushy feelings and cuddles u dont fool me sunglass
