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actualdogvines: this is Addie, aka Poopie. She is an 8 month old plott hound/Australian shepherd mix. She loves belly rubs and chasing squirrels and sometimes pees when she’s scared. (submitted by aninfinitecollection)
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
escapingyourrealities: d0nn0: d0nn0: SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd o
darkoverord: tobuscus: AND WHAT!?! and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11
my-wanton-self: It’s a fact of life that there will always be someone bigger, brighter and fancier than you, but if you play your cards right you can swoop in and steal all the best seed while they’re busy showing off.
alt-and-black: this is a reall thing and it makes me so fucking angry
ltcol-kilgore: houshou: houshou: I saw an ad for some underwear on a korean tv that shit is revolutionary ball and shaft technology for your comfort bro they got like different section for your nuts and it even accommodates for expanded dong operations
actualdogvines: This is Freya and Willow and they are best friends. (submitted by stops-time-tell-your-friends)
sourcefieldmix: this dog will remove all adware and viruses from your computer if you reblog and download him
vicky-and-matisse: I went to brush my teeth and came back to this
no-chill-at-all: Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…
eggstheticc: sandiegogh: Flying over Greenland and Iceland was honestly the most breathtaking thing I’ve ever seen… I couldn’t tell If I was looking at the sun or moon. Oh and sorry I haven’t been active on here lately, I haven’t had the time
smolbats: brokendildo: paxamericana: msnbc: Kim Davis is freed from jail and walks on stage to “Eye of the Tiger” before breaking her silence. Learn more here: http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/huckabee-and-cruz-visit-jailed-kentucky-clerk america
crossconnectmag: Food and Everyday Objects Turned into Whimsical Illustrations by „Fantasy Researcher“@ Diego Cusano Diego Cusano is an Italian graphic designer and musician. The project was born when I was looking for a subject for my music
godpenis: gringophobia: kingpinnn: The most beautiful thing I have heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too. One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the
tsunamiwavesurfing: when you cleaning your ears and you hit the g-spot and you nut
jakfruit: Avocado toast with cilantro and green onions and oh my god I cannot believe I successfully poached an egg.
breakcorechoirboy: squarepizza: im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like and then it just goes downhill from there
consulting-khanberbatch: so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever and then i checked their names they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD EXCEPT kEVIN WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
chelly-egg: the-vortexx: Snow donuts are a phenomena which occur when the wind blows snow over a snowy layer of ground and other snow and material is collected along the way until large rings or ‘rolls’ are formed It’s lovely to know we live
wificrisis: communistbakery: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE
angie-s-g: Moar comics about Spanish Politics.So Izquierda Unida and Podemos have been talking for a while to present themselves under a common name for the new elections in June and well, it was bound to happen
sebuckstianstan: I hope Russia wins so that Vladmir Putin see’s the level of Gay™ and has a heart attack and dies
haha-woww: ancestor: dilfgod: so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and How the fck do you recognize that haha…. woww….
hotboyproblems: nick-avallone: #postyourdrafts I made this like a year ago and forgot about it I’m screaming sadly this is still accurate and relevant
mapsontheweb: Areal break-up of the 1994 Norwegian, Swedish and Finnish referendum on EU and the 2016 UK referendum.
stability: mitchellzswag: stability: when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth Is this gay porn no…? its when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth
companionwolf: naturaldaisaster: nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes His name is Adam Young and he is my fave.
momnar: moiracolleenodell: did-you-kno: The Devil’s Kettle waterfalls in Minnesota have one side that pours over a ledge and continues, and another side with a deep hole that vanishes into nowhere. Researchers have poured in dyes, ping pong balls,
falcon-fox-and-coyote: becausebirds: dinosaursandotherstuff: oh my god pew pew HERE’S A FUN FACT - Ravens only make this sound if they really love you and think you’re their family. :D
taylor-ruth: i had a generous sample packet of this in my purse and i did not know it was 300 dollar face cream i thought it was i don’t know my roommate buys a lot of shit from sephora and i thought it was like.. 30 dollar serum whatever you know
tangdynastie: sweetiesugarbird: wetleavesandfeathers: ahguzelistanbul: ^_^ Tragic. GIVE HIM THE SCRITCHES! I tried doing this to my birds. They lost their shit and ended up flying all over the place and lost so many feathers
since-the-900s: link6echo: snitchwillow: woodelf68: catgifcentral: …and she’s gone Another victim of the Void. I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”
*dodges ads and fake links and fake play buttons to find the real stream*
cutetaurusgirl: I FOUND THIS COOKIE THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FACE AND I WAS LIKE “LEMME TRY A FACE SWAP” AND IM SCREMAIGNHFDJBC
varkarrus: theskaldspeaks: estufar: reecepaper: estufar: charge your phone twice as fast Imagine if you kept buying the first adapter and kept adding on to the chain of chargers & adapters you’ve now aquired and use a power strip connected
tatooed-324b21: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: cryztalgemz: ladugard: I want gay cafés Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations see? this is what we need a non-alcoholic,
lizamon: peaceful-wanderer: nevver: It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip brittneybrightside y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and
superziggy: ramendealer: He’s helping I was listening to Twist and Shout and this went perfectly with it
kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder surprise That looks like
marandart: This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍
internscout: huckly: I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things: and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip okay but that is a BONEr right there
jumex: cstcrpt: bodynegative: gothblack: jumex: gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time…… But can they put it together sis Literally wtf is a screwdriver A cocktail
ameliastardust: ameliastardust: allteenrelate: ultramanicprincess: ameliastardust:I decided at 4am that it would be great to try and reteach myself photoshop and this is what ended up happening This is fantastic okay but like is there some way i can
piratebay-premium: thedreamwalagift: lumialoversims: Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi- My game: the fact that this person edited the gif to lag
love-health-workout: omq-ashton: disneyismyloveandlife: jellals: my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…” IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION This is cool af am
nicksassy: dysphorxa: everybodylovescasserole: battlepope: bowieismyboyfriend: travelingteadaze: sighbroken: do you ever just stop and think wow what the fuck these things are real and they exist in the world like what this shit ain’t just a picture
hiyouhumans: foreverphantomhive: riverplants: foods that will poison cats: alcohol chocolate caffeine dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant) fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish grapes and raisins onions and garlic tuna (when not made for
jexislexington: I turn on my TV and fucking Spongebob is on and I??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//
whoawhoadenise: fantastic-and-screaming: le-watermelon: my sister gave me a meme coloring book for christmas BUY THIS FOR ME AND I’LL NAME MY FIRSTBORN AFTER YOU lord know how much I need this
kyttenjanae:this piece is about learning to love the demon inside you and also loving the demons you see in others because we’re all fucked up and we all deserve love
asociate: one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared
ghostclvb: scrptrx: Mic decided to investigate these claims for themselves and see if this alleged former Trumpian was telling the truth. They set up a ũ recurring donation to the Trump Campaign, and when they tried to cancel it, Mic confirmed that
pigeoncomics: My Pigeon Army is growing. I meant to post this sooner, better late than never :’xThank you guys so much for hanging out and reading my bird cartoons and buying the pigeon t-shirts. I hope to one day meet someone off the street in one
internscout: huckly: I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip okay but that is a BONEr right there
thewolf-in-me: tastefullyoffensive: “Are you seeing this sh*t, human?” (via convicttv) These chews are called rawhide chews, and please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GET YOUR DOGS THESE!! They’re so FUCKING bad and even dangerous for
becausebirds: archiemcphee: Behold, the noble raptor, fine of feather and googly of eye. Redditor and falconer dirthawker0 put a pair of googly eyes on the hood for this juvenile Harris hawk with awesomely hilarious results. “The first time I put
roadhonk:I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
softrecollection: if anyone is interested, you can actually buy that stuff. it’s called “goo baff” and it’s a powder you pour into your bath to make it goo (and then pour another powder in to make it liquid again)
jddominick:I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing
