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stereobone: Have you ever wondered why Loki’s eyes are so blue in The Avengers? In fact, Tom Hiddleston’s eyes are blue and he had to use green contacts plus effects in Thor. Loki’s eyes are blue in The Avengers because of his scepter. The same
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
Guys it’s a terrible picture and it’s better in person but I have an ass
illuminated-youth:probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out- you touching my butt- loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes shocktoy0ursystem
and now
eruanna-took: I honestly think there was no bigger plot twist in my childhood than in Night at the Museum when Ahkmenrah took of his mummy wraps and ended up being a little hottie underneath them.
ava-ire-girl-on-fire:proxy-of-hearts:dragoplateau:u know he deadIt’s also worth pointing out that when Steven slapped Garnet, it was basically him slapping both Ruby and Sapphire. I’d always questioned why she got SO PISSED right here. Granted, I
37q: A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.
berandomness:I will set myself up for success!!! I’m doing it!! It’s happening!! I did in fact do it. Hell yeah, I get weed reward and I’m spending the night at my girlfriends, my life rocks!! :)
and once again… on We Heart It - https://bnc.lt/l/58epP5U15p
spacebehemoth: reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
barackinaroundthechristmastree: i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
legalmexican: hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart
I made my boyfriend watch this with me a few weeks ago… and I think he’s fallen in love with Chris Tucker/Ruby Rhod.
reallybigsword:@norafox put up the tree and oooo shit we cozy in here !!!notice how I put all the ornaments on the side that ISN’T towards the wall lmao
acoolsuggestion:i just want to relax!!!! all the time!!!!! i dont want stress and anxiety in my life!!!!!!
darkinternalthoughts:Home and fuck yeah decent wifi without having to worry about the cost of it all Amen, dude. A. Men.
Today is my birthday and all I want is a new president. 🎂
Everyone says venture bros is a “dilf-fest” but when I watched it all I saw were nerds dorks and geeks
I want your hair, guy. And your suit.
weallheartonedirection: As of a few seconds ago, gay marriage is now legal in England and Wales! So, is that like the flag of Wales then? Cuz isn’t the British one the “Keep Calm” one?
nekomis: HEY GUYS I WAS TRYING TO FIND A NEZUSHI PIC WHERE TWO OF THEM ARE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA HAPPILY BUT I SOON REALIZED THAT THEY ARE ONLY HAPPY WHEN THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND NOT OTHER PLACES LIKE LOOK AT THESE TWO SO HAPPY WHEN THEY ARE
naruko-shokichi: im crying this official art is literally a toumaki and sansaka picnic date
milktree: always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there
cardroyalty: there comes a point in your life you have to look at yourself and say “i’ve read some really weird fanfics”
homojabi: Trans girls don’t have to shave, wear makeup, have long hair, or wear dresses and skirts for their gender to be valid.
Good Sunday with Nastasha 👍#chipotle #and #untilthedayIdie #snowcruising
“College doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a piece of paper”. Yup. You right. Totally. #lastmathclassever #statisticsgotmelike #whenIjustwantoteach #kindergarten #and #literature
nookizz: theglassisalreadyempty: lifeunderpressure: Y no soy hipster por usarlos. De verdad los necesito. Esto debería decir “Reblog if you wear glasses… because you need them, not because you’re an idiot who thinks they’re “cool and
swdyww: I don’t know anything and no one knows anything
I miss having a close guy to send nudes and half nudes too though. 😧
So I was watching this movie called Sx_Tape and yeah…
And now, the weather.
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
shaniallahtwain: I’m sick of y’all acting like Alex Vause isn’t dreadful and annoying
thesunatmidnight2: At the end, thirty feet or so from the counter that closed the entrance, a grinning Negro face bobbed and grimaced through a hole in the back curtain painted to represent a jungle river. The Negro’s head came right out of the spread
Don't down the sisters who don't have big lips, big hips, a big butt and thick thighs.
And this?Dirty Vegas- Days Go By
And I can’t sleep, you’re so far away from me.
starshineexx: hersheywrites: I’m reblogging this every time I see it. AND COUNTING.
toolmutual: toolmutual: queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall
And it’s only just getting started….
proakela: The concert and the audience… Okay but can we please just appreciate how fucking BEAUTIFUL this piece is? @fairyneko for you cause kitties.
I'm sleepin on misery, and she's cuttin me real deep.
peppergrinds: If you want to be my lover U gotta get with my ideals of feminism and racial equality
dailycelebposts: Stranger Things cast handing out Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches at the 2016 Emmy’s
when someone posts a picture of a girl and the tag is #girl oh thanks for informing me i didn’t realise
I’m going to play animal crossing for the first time in like two months and I am genuinely nervous to be yelled at
seriously I need to be cute and I need to be drunk but I have no friends or cuteness
you guys should submit pictures of your cute selves (just say if you want public or not and only nsfw if 18+)
everyone go follow lolixprincess they are the cutest sweetest angels on the planet and their blog is perfect <3333
IM SO HAPPY WITH MY THEME RN. online status/viewers in first heart box, updates in second, cam info in third!! botw will be in lower left heart box, twitter/favs on the right heart box :)) its all looking so lovely and clean, yay!
noooo, I have my ceremony tomorrow and my legs look like crap SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I COVER IT UP
im such a good girlfriend and little doll
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you reblog a picture that I just posted straight from me and you delete the caption?? im coming to kick your shins
Gin and Bitterness
screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are you doing science
ostracizedpoodle: leather jackets are a gateway to drugs and a life of crime
lvthien: Afghan parties are basically old people shrieking and eating goats for 8 hours