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daddysbottom: “Fuck! Are you waiting for an engraved invitation?!!” There was desperation in his voice, a horny desperation. He was on the bed, hiking his butt up and offering it to me. His head turned to look at me, or more accurately, to
narusasu-prevails: Accurate. When Sakura assumed -and Naruto confirmed- that he doesn’t know the difference between love for food and romantic love, When Sakura said to Naruto you only loved me because of your rivalry with Sasuke, When Sakura said,
So this is an accurate depiction of my friend, Steff, who is also know as s0s2 on deviantART, and I’m pretty sure she has a tumblr account as well… I’m honestly hoping someone else gets this joke otherwise I may need to rethink a few things
bearded-daddy: Beyond accurate. You don’t have to play games with me. Just sit close enough where I can sneak kisses. Enjoy your phone and your tea, as long as you’re close to me, I am a ver happy Daddy Bear. I feel this in my soul… …yup
tentacles-and-stardust: smooshypie: don’t say nice things to me or i get flustered and start crying This is EXTREMELY accurate xD everytime! Awww that’s even more of a reason to do it Lmao XD got to see the cuteness happen.
Its been a rough couple of years, and I have had nothing but support from my Babycakes. When he got on one knee last week, I was almost crying too hard to say yes. This would be more accurate with tears everywhere and a frantic animation of head-nodding.
So I decided to get a quick edit of Dashie’s cute flank and do a bit more experimenting with this one to in order to get it as show accurate as possible.THIS CAME OUT SIMPLY MARE-VELOUS TO ME!!!! ^-^ ~ShutterflyEQD
hypnotic-flow: sodomymcscurvylegs: skrewsociety: Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me. Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee: accurate
slayboybunny: *gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others
the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: xamazingphanx: vtforpedro: Good god why is this cracking me up so much This has nothing to do with my blog, really. I just started laughing and am having difficulties stopping. Lol I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS BECAUSE
rifa: dominawritesthings: prokopetz: oudeteron: miriamheddy: oudeteron: bustysaintclair: 18 years ago when I was coming out, y’all made the word “bisexual” so dirty that for years the only word I felt was accessible to me was “queer”,
duskyhuedladysatan: girlwholovesturtles: gaymermell: do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for
churchyardgrim:“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit
extrabaggageclaim: Updated gaining guide! If you have critique or questions, let me know! If there;s two things I want from this, it’s that the next one be more accurate, and effective, and to help people gain weight the way they want to!
extrabaggageclaim:Updated gaining guide! If you have critique or questions, let me know! If there;s two things I want from this, it’s that the next one be more accurate, and effective, and to help people gain weight the way they want to!
shesavampirequeen: gahdamnpunk: Heteroni and cheese 💀💀💀 HETERONI AND CHEESE-
godtricksterloki: zodiacsociety: Aquarius and how you drive people nuts Wow, this is eerily accurate to me. Accurate until the ego part. My ego is so big and narcissistic, it strokes itself quite effortlessly and frequently.
erenyeagerbomb: i wanted to draw letterman jackets and my ot4 and funny faces so i just did them all at once Is that Erwin in a fucking “Hold me” t-shirt? Jesus Christ, this marching band AU is basically a window into my high school past.
willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws
honeybpd: my moods change too quickly for me to accurately talk about them, like, when i keep telling you i’m fine even though i was crying ten minutes ago. it’s not as much me trying to hide my feeling or invalidate them, and more me not knowing
iain-pm:My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked like why’s it gotta be so accurate
it really irritates me when people say “You can’t ship rusame because it’s not historically accurate” but then think it’s totally historically accurate to make china/england/etc super girly and weak
I leaned over my little sister to give her a kiss and all my hair fell into her face and she told me that my hair was “just like Amethyst’s”
and its frustrating to me because a lot of Pearl’s behaviors are pretty common for people with anxiety disorders. Cartoonified, certainly, but otherwise fairly accurate. But these behaviors constantly get twisted into something else, something dark
cindermella: this is painfully accurate.
to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.
sinkorswimisbullshit: My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that. Fairly accurate to me thought in how to treat
monoscribbles: monoscribbles: monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
kissthefuture: Mads Mikkelsen talking about Hannibal
excluhsive: When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
problackgirl: Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do* Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself
crimson-chains: Otabek and Yurio as Hades and Persephone~“So, are you going to the underworld with me or not?”No one had ever asked Yurio to go to the underworld with them beforeforgive me ;;
moppieworld: bearded-daddy: Beyond accurate. You don’t have to play games with me. Just sit close enough where I can sneak kisses. Enjoy your phone and your tea, as long as you’re close to me, I am a ver happy Daddy Bear. I feel this in my soul…
lets-go-to-nandos-niall: lovethefiveboys: onedirectionfivegods: love-in-onedirection: onedirectionbeliever: loving-onedirection: stylemeharry: Directioner reactions and Directioner things! literally me um ok wow me STORY OF MY LIFE!! accurate
tyleroakley: Never has a graph been more of an accurate representation of the exact data it’s trying to convey. make the talent equal to the ideas and make the motivation the same and you have me
constantli: mister-pokeylope: toteslegitfoxnews: Mine’s “You know what? I just found out I’m a ghost.” and I have to say, that would explain a lot. “Don’t look at me like that, but I don’t give a shit” is the most Gemini excuse possible
runawaymarbles: averagefairy: old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me more hours and i was like my finals
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rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
bicorn: a-skyofdiamonds: tomhiddles: “I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.” I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
marshmalllow: Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace
swifthearts-and-stars: dadpat-tactual: hotboyproblems: all of these have the same energy @swifthearts-and-stars the last one is you to me 😂😭 😂😂😂 accurate
feynites: runawaymarbles: averagefairy: old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me more hours and i was like
that moment when you want to reblog a really accurate thing a friend said but you just KNOW people are going to go up to you and bitch at you for it
colonelmustang: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it #don’t you tell me no
misterandry: blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how
unic0rrn-sluts: I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will
snow-white-and-little-red: WHO THE FUCK DECIDED AKUMA NO RIDDLE WOULD BE AN OKAY THING TO PUBLISH I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS UPSET SINCE FUCKING CLANNAD AND ANO HANA
jaclcfrost:what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
northfalls: ”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)
Happy birthday to another Leo who never got to celebrate their birthday during a school year!I was in a fuckin ihop when i saw this and was straining not to laugh out loud jf c
theivorytowercrumbles: So at one point, I had too much free time on my hands and decided to make a meme of all the Lovestruck WLW (minus the MCs)! Note: This is 1) my opinions and 2) me being silly, so don’t take it as any kind of official Voltage
