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An Internal Massage, part 1It’s probably not so rare than an old man gets a boner when he’s massaged by a young, busty and hot therapist. But normally, female therapist tend to behave like they didn’t notice that tents in the pants of their clients. But
wetlife5: subslaf: i’m a pervert sub and i was desperate on the streets while my Drynites were soaked allready and they didn’t hold it any more. Reblog, share and expose everywhere! Would love to make him submit to me!
linzthenerd: ineedthesandandthewaves: This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie. They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful
When my brother came home on leave and mentioned that he was thinking of re-upping for another four years, I saw the anguish on my parents’ faces and decided I had to put my plan in motion. I talked to my parents candidly and they didn’t like
haleyjamesarchive: jared padalecki in the supernatural gag reel → season six the first gif I saw was the “Cirque du Soleill” and I didn’t realize this was from the gag reel and I was like when in the hell did Sam say that…and
This is why nobody plays Vayne anymore. Condemn is so bugged, dude. Twice this game I condemned people into walls and they didn’t get stunned, and one of them cost us Baron and the game. Sigh. :(
hiding in blankets atm ; got home from the final doctor’s appointment - everything is finally okay and they didn’t charge me this time since shit got fucky last time and I was stuck during the holidays in pain. At least all that is over now.
jhoomwrites:me, randomly waking up in the middle of the night: man that was weird, i had like a million dreams where i was looking for a bathroom and they didn’t work and it was super frustratingme:me:me:me: i have to pee, don’t i?
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
theswearingmime: And they didn’t! I mean romance is fun. But friendship is truly underrated in Hollywood. I have had way more deep and meaningful connections with friends then I have with boyfriends. Now there’s some real talk for you.
jhoomwrites:me, randomly waking up in the middle of the night: man that was weird, i had like a million dreams where i was looking for a bathroom and they didn’t work and it was super frustratingme:me:me:me: i have to pee, don’t i?
organasoloss: “Crazy as in crazy good, or crazy as in borderline insane?” “Probably a little of both,” she admitted. He put his hands on her shoulders, and thirty years fell away in an instant.
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
pyreo: the gems bought steven a novelty mug from somewhere and they didn’t have the right spelling of his name but they got it anyway
Sooo I know that none of this was probably intentional, but Will grew his “antlers” after ordering Brown to kill Hannibal after the death of Beverly Katz, and they didn’t grow in on his head; they grew in on his back, in the formation
stephenkirk: two seconds of shibuya
Friend offers great list of how to de-rut self Becomes overwhelmed by the fact someone cares enough to do that Rolls around and wishes they didn’t have work in a few hours Decides it’s time for bed Auuuuugh
greathaircut:they said i’d never learn to read…. but they didn’t count on this!!!!!!
Remembers the time they didn’t take a dnd seriously and accidentally made an op dwarf barbarian ladyand called it steve
gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them they didn’t have money in their account
nicollekidman: “rose was a girlfriend, even if they didn’t say it” [about the regeneration] “dramatically, that’s what’s going on between the characters, because she’s having to rediscover this new man who’s the same man she knew, and
I saw someone refer to Felidae as a dark and/or inappropriate children’s movie and…it’s not a children’s movie. It’s not meant to be a children’s movie. Just because a movie is animated does not mean it’s for
wonchie: Did they change Stevens voice actor? Nope, his VA just got a little older so his voice changed. Puberty and whatnot
Remember way back when “House Guest” aired someone wrote in to Matt Burnett saying people didn’t like seeing Greg in a bad light like that and Matt responded saying that showing the characters as heavily flawed is what makes the show
this was that Akira Yamaoka & Mary Elizabeth McGlynn live performance video I mentioned watching a little earlier. I went through it and marked each of the songs they played 0:00 - Promise 4:01 - Theme of Laura 7:11 - Tender Sugar 12:37 - I Want
Sardonyx and Opal in the new trailer for Save the Light (http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/07/21/comic-con-2017-steven-universe-save-the-light-trailer-reveals-new-and-returning-characters)
himbofisher:i am not a fussy customer at all but if every restaurant i ever set foot in does not greet me at the door and address me as “special dinner boy” i drop a block of dry ice in the deep fryer
“It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone. People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he’s still with us, in here. So’s Fred, and Remus, Tonks… all of them. They didn’t die in vain. But you will, because you’re
jaekirkland:WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS
noemiette:~They protect each other~
whatwouldcarriesay: “It was right then, that Miranda finally slowed down…and gave into Steve. That night, Miranda and Steve made love. And they did it again in the morning. Miranda was an hour late for work and didn’t even notice. So maybe you
i just had this dream where lesbian!kounoi were at an amusement park/festival/whatever. idk which one. it looked like an amusement park but they were wearing yukatas?? but anyway noiz was dragging koujaku around everywhere and they didn’t go on any
whenyougetrightdowntoit: msdyanicarissa: sonoanthony: mydailyfunnypics:Just came back from my honeymoon in the Dominican Republic and they didn’t have Plan-B. They had something way better. lmaoooooooo Yo what 😂 …wow
crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau: little-miss-lalonde: MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT. SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF
egg-rolls: so we watched this extremely sad film in my psychology class and i didn’t want to cry at the end so i was sitting there clenching my fists and thinking to myself “don’t you fucking cry you are a GROWN MAN” and then after like a minute
enochianrage: acklesepic: Dean is mad they didn’t have the toothbrush color he wanted. He’s remembering Sam/Purple Toothbrush and he’s happy for Sam because god knows he needs some happiness but man when is DEAN ever going to find his own toothbrush
i-want-cheese: justbok: i-want-cheese: blogorgtfo: assbutt-in-the-garrison: Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to
swan2swan: kinkyspaceprincess: thelostdisneyprincess: merverb: as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him As an adult I still don’t understand.. psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor
dialtotheright:my roommate wants to name her child Lilith and so I told her that was the name of a demon and she didn’t believe me so I did some research and found out that in some religious mythology Lilith was Adam’s first wife and basically she
taylorwifts: IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND
wadewilson-parker: It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool.
cerethius replied to your post “So I got kicked out of my previous high school even though I have a…” sorry friend :c it’s ok They broke their own rules and they didn’t even know it so I can sue them if I wanted to….now that
nakedexocakeparty: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring I TRIE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK.
novellaqueen: do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh
novellaqueen:do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh
kidsnextdoormoonbase824c: jellyfishdirigible: dragonwithafez: why is the hover text on this XKCD comic from 2011 such a mood they knew and they didn’t warn us This was the warning
prettybutlocoo: Go to hell, they said. But they didn’t know where I came from.
stelenaz: “Don’t ever let anybody tell you you can’t. My mum and dad never wanted me to be an actress. They didn’t want me to be in acting at all. In fact, I remember telling them I wanted to go to college for theatre and my mum cried and said,
roses-fountain: Rainy Intro (for Anon)They didn’t specify how they wanted this gif to be so I just giffed the title card!
nakedexocakeparty: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring I TRIE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK. I UNDERSTAND YOUUUUUUUUUUU
nakedexocakeparty: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring I TRIE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK. ugh i identify with this post
cameraviewsphotography: I just got a bunch of developed film back from The Darkroom. These guys are great - they’ve never damaged anything, everything seems to be developed properly… and they didn’t pay or ask me to say that. Judy… shot on 35mm
doubleblowfan: She knew exactly what these guys wanted and they didn’t care that they had to share her.
strippingselfies: Delivered pizza for 6 or 7 years and never had this happen to me. Closest thing was when I went to house and they didn’t answer which always pissed me off, so I called their number that’s on the box tag and no answer, then tried
thechessboardspookslibrary replied to your post: (6) It was a tragic accident. Every newspaper and… Please inform Anon that Fanmail has no limits on character count, so ASK THEM TO KINDLY SEND THE WHOLE THING IN ONE GO! PATIENCE MY CHILD u just
Lmaoooooo fuck my school they never provide enough parking for students and then dish out parking tickets when you’re forced to park somewhere that isn’t an actual parking spot. Like ok charge me ฮ when it’s your fault that there is
Anyways don’t slip and think I don’t keep up with who has paid what for my SnapChat. If you paid ษ you only get to view. If you paid ุ, you can take screenshots. Don’t act like you don’t know this—you chose the tier to pay for when you read
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