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It was so nice to see my wife and her sister finally getting along. Maybe they needed a little push via breast expansion pills and bimbofication spray, but they didn’t seem to mind. I was happy to sit back while they made up with each other, because
trueblackedservant: What Black People know (and white people avoid) is the history of slavery in the United States. Slave owners didn’t care about Slave’s daughter’s ages. They were Black and they were nothing more than property. They were raped
You didn’t dare to object when they said they wanted a threesome with your wife. And you’ll never forget the almost mocking expression in their faces as you took the “before” picture they wanted to have.
askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
suckitbimbo: When did my tits get so big? I don’t think they were always so big and sexy. They used to be, like, small and stuff. Didn’t they? I’m sure I remember someth- Ugh My head hurts! Wow, my titties look like totally sexy in this bikini!I
My lesbian sister, Judy, and her partner, Heather, had come to me with an offer. They wanted children but didn’t want to do it artificially and they had agreed that I was the only guy they “trusted” not to be an asshole after it was
gyllenhaals: In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn’t want to share, they went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud, and leave the secret there forever.
kissingchannel: I stumbled upon Alfie and Sofia online and may I say they are by far two of the most beautiful people I have ever seen in my existence. They didn’t live far from me so I got on my hands and knees and begged them to do some kissing
if you get your content from someone and seek a charge back from your bank you are a trash person and should just die. 122.50 was ripped out of my account because after getting the porn they paid for, they decided 2 months later they didn’t want to
lizzie-mcguire: “I used to have seizures when I was young. My mother and father didn’t know what to do or how to handle it, but they did the best they could with what little they had. My mother told me one day I walked into her and said, ‘Mom,
svtfoeheadcanons:[headcanon] Marco’s parents were secretly aware all along of Gustav’s lies, but they were OK with it and still genuinely cared about him as they also knew how miserable his life was back in his boring hometown (and they also didn’t
blackqueerblog: Dead and no way to remember and memorialize them. Gone with no connections, no heirlooms… that shit hurts. And that is exactly why they didn’t want them reading and writing! They knew that written documents could be used as pieces
My Mom Took Me Overseas and Forced Me Into Being a Teen Bride
weahboo: My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this
not-caused-by-those-who-love: I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’
fassy: In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn’t want to share… they went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever.
donnastroy: He liked it best when he was with Ron and Hermione and they we’re talking about other things, or else letting him sit in silence while they played chess. He felt as though all three of them had reached an understanding they didn’t need
umbramist: Parents: Teach your kid about taxes before they’re on their own and suddenly have to deal with it all by themselves and get screwed over because they didn’t know they had to save a bunch of random things. Tax People: Be a bit more flexible
my little bro is in 1st grade and in school they keep a calendar in which they put all of the holidays and they put the gay/lesbian/bisexual day on it when i saw it i didn't think much of it until he started asking questions. how do u feel about it?
stephsdope: ❤️ #Repost @techandmusicfan ・・・ Wow. To be in the presence of @therealtahiry and @stephanie_santiago was so dope. They could have sat up in #VIP away from everyone but they didn’t. They were so nice and took pics with people.
weahboo:My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
lemonade-cat: jillthompson: Happy October!!! WAITING FOR THIS TO FINALLY BE ON
lollerization: littletoft: I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard, but it totally did. Omg I told my coworkers about this lat night and they hesitated to laugh. I mean they didn’t know if they should laugh. And I howled with laughter.
liamdunbars: thallen week; day four: social media auwhen barry and eddie first started dating, they didn’t tell anyone. they tried to keep it secret for a while before the started forgetting and suddenly, everyone knew. after a while, they weren’t
fairytailconfess: I had a dream that Juvia and Lucy were kidnapped and Gray went with Natsu to save them. So, long story short, when they were reunited Natsu and Lucy went at it like rabbits. But Gray and Juvia didn’t cause they just weren’t horny…
tinyprayerstofathertime: So I decided to make a post of these all together because they’re really cool.They’re by mica and yeah. (also BMO and LSP didn’t fit but they’re great too)
wazzamchelle: thickthighing: adirtylilsecret: cashmerethoughtsss: Damn, they didn’t crack, and they not even black. The comment though 😩😭😭😭 I feel like they stayed in their lanes and therefore the black gods blessed them. ^
gigglisgallery: summerscaptions: You can see this, can’t you? Not everybody can. Most people have already scrolled past. They didn’t even notice there was text here. They’re on to the next picture, and the next, and the next. They’ve got no
ontarom: If a videogame developer ever tells you they “didn’t show the females of that alien species because they would look awkward”, what they’re really saying is “we’re stupid and sexist and can’t conceive of a female character without
allofmyfoolishways:I talk about suicide with my shrink(s) [I have a psychologist and a psychiatrist]. When I requested looking into medication, they asked, and I told them. They didn’t panic, or pack me off in a straight jacket - they talked to be about
goodroughguy: They didn’t even rape her. Just broke in and shaved her pussy. Before they left they told her to keep it shaved from now on. A week later, one of them showed up at her work, and took her into the restroom to inspect her. Luckily she’d
1doaps: I was staring at Niall for ages like ‘what the fuck even is this gifset?’ and then I saw it and FUCK. This speaks volumes. They didn’t know they were being filmed and oh. the way louis pulls harry in by the neck and then the super possessive
cocoaamaduah: wazzamchelle: thickthighing: adirtylilsecret: cashmerethoughtsss: Damn, they didn’t crack, and they not even black. The comment though 😩😭😭😭 I feel like they stayed in their lanes and therefore the black gods blessed
bbcformyfamily: playingwithmysister: When I couldnt pay my drug debts they told me to drop my gf off for the weekend and they could use her as they pleased. I didn’t tell them I was single, so instead I got my little sister in the car and told her
carpentrix: There were mice in the place I used to live. They ate the poison in the basement and did weird things like walk on their toes into the walls before they died in the filth below the fridge. Sometimes they didn’t eat the poison and wandered
pizza: everyone is saying how dumb kim and kanye are for naming their baby North but you’d all secretly be disappointed if they didn’t name the baby a direction like they had an opportunity and they took it
womenrapingmen: Susie and Jenny wanted to try their new strapons out on a guy. But they didn’t know who to ask at their school. So they found the class nerd and tricked him into giving them tutoring lessons. They easily beat him up, pinned him down
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
fun-behind-the-sea: I FIGURED IT OUT. IT’S ROCK AND ROLL. ROCK AND ROLL IS IN THE CASE. THEY KIDNAPPED THE BOYS AND TRIED TO KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT THEM TO SAVE ROCK AND ROLL. 2CHAINZ WAS BURNING ROCK AND ROLL. THE KIDNAPPER BITCHES
babeobaggins: slimed:babeobaggins In the middle of know yourself I paused the song and told everyone that if they didn’t scream “wit my woes” they were going to get kicked out and then I pressed play and lost my mind and acted up TOO much and
thisisgettingawkwardd-deactivat: “They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time, and they challenged each other every day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common.
redheadlandmermaid: I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say they were
quotemadness: “I don’t think we should lie to children and tell them they got it all right if they didn’t. That doesn’t help anyone. But I also know that if you keep telling a child that they are a failure; they messed up; or they did a bad job,
Alexa Chung: There was a really upsetting one when Alex had written me a Valentine card and I had accidentally left it in a bar. And someone sold it to the Sun and then they printed it, and they changed it so it didn’t look like a Valentine card, and
zinyea:redheadlandmermaid:I’m here for the girls who unwillingly consented to sex or sexual acts because they were in a situation where they didn’t feel as if they had the right to say no and now feel violated but don’t feel like they can say they
saikhantheloyal: There’s still a chance. They didn’t get Bumi. Kya says this- they’re beaten and tied up and on the verge of the end of the world and all the benders in their group are tied up and it looks hopeless and thats what everyone is
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