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They didn’t even bother to close the door, you wife was sucking your boss cock in your house, in your own bathroom. Even worse, he told you to check if everything was ready in the master bedroom, he wanted to fuck her in there.
They didn’t expect you and you stayed outside, no daring to stop them. You not only heard your wife’s loud moans as she climaxed several times, you also heard your wife confiding to her girlfriend that you were so self-conscious about your size, about
All men would envy you for having all those women around you, if they weren’t lesbians; if they hadn’t fucked your wife; if they didn’t tease you saying. “it would have been worse if your wife didn’t like women, think of all the men who would
They didn’t fuck your wife in front of you for your pleasure, they fucked her in front of you to humble you.
ihavestuckwith-harry: “They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about
y8ay8a: omg please why are they so cute instead of sleeping I draw I’m really sad, I’d tweeted my drawing at them as soon as I finished it and they didn’t see, and then some random guy tweeted it also and Barb retweeted his tweet and now I’m heartbroken
incorrect48quotes:Acchan: (walks in with giant purse) I was watching this rerun of Seinfeld, and Elaine must have been, I don’t know, 12 months pregnant-Acchan: (turns and switches giant purse to other arm) -and they didn’t even acknowledge it, they
tzysk: A cover variant I drew for Regular Show #15, which you can buy here or possibly at your local shop~ It was inspired by Voyage dans la Lune and they used the sepia version and I’m super happy about it :) Boom! Studios i loved drawing them in
dailymarvelwoc: My parents didn’t become who they are because anything was handed to them, and they didn’t raise a child who expected something to be handed to her, either. My mom would have killed me if I’d assumed any kind of privilege. At first
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
sayariel: youshouldseethespearmintrhino: blainecries: THIS IS A FUCKING MAGNUM AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN VANILLA ON THE INSIDE BUT THE BEST IS WHEN ITS CHOCOLATE INSIDE BECAUSE THEN ITS ALL CHOCOLATEY OH MY
I tried reading all 8 (okay there’s a few more) garcia/reid fics and they were all so fluffy and I didn’t know what to do. all I want out of this ship is fics in which garcia pins reid’s arms in uncomfortable positions to make cosplay
kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and
like, I’ve probably said this a bunch of times before, but I really like Pearl has big hands and feet (and nose). ‘cause most characters of that type, sort of graceful dancer type, are given small extremities because popular assumption is
windycarnage: also people should keep in mind that sometimes when an artist says “doodle” what they mean is “stress-free art”. that doesn’t necessarily mean that the “doodle” they made is something that they didn’t work hard at or didn’t
bitchytbh: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did.. AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE
childishantics12: sometimes i think about how Yu’s parents sent him to live with his unclethey didn’t even take him there they just put on a train and sent him off for a year because they didn’t want to take him with them and ii want to hug Yu
“When they made this particular hero, they didn’t give him a gun. They gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or an x-wing fighter—they gave him a box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t
some times i forget i’m in a mutual follow with people i know in real life and they post stuff like nice photography and quotes and i’m just sitting here like. oh yeah. you exist. you actually use this shit website. i should probably tone
that one person in the fandom everyone likes and you’re just like
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
missyandtimbaland: sheepreaper:missyandtimbaland: sorry didn’t realize you could be “thug"for rioting for things that actually matter and that a building was more important than a black life because nobody could have been in a building and
pika-brew: pika-brew: My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop
daetur: sherlockismyholmesboy: yakisobaru: Hobbits… #EVEN ANIMATED LEGOLAS DOES THE THING WITH HIS FACE lotr so what you’re telling me is that Orlando Bloom did a LOT of research into his character and they didn’t give him anything to
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY FUCKING
shaxaphone: Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed
because-i-have-us: renirabbit: yougotkronwalled: burrayeksa: Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: this made me want to watch hockey that gif above me. is
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
sandraugiga:welkinalauda:tenoko1:littlehollyleaf:#this is pretty much the ultimate Destiel moment and they didn’t even brush fingers #PS: Misha his hand was right there WHY DIDN’T YOU? #you dick (via elizabethrobertajones)good I’m not the only
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
perlukafari: prompt from tacos-to-london: Dean and Cas college!au, where they’ve known each other their whole lives, and they dated in high school, but it didn’t work out bc Dean broke his heart. And now they’re still best friends, but Dean
captainsnoop: funnyanimeshit: anime of the year 2014. calling it. this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t
attoseconds: attoseconds: it’s almost, almost, comical that this is 100% on white people. and they will blame it as a reaction to poc, to lgbt, to the ‘problem’ they saw and had to respond to and handle. but anything from here on out is 100%
I was terrified they would desert me the moment they found out what I was. But of course, they, like you, Hermione, worked out the truth… and they didn’t desert me at all. Instead, they did something for me that would make my transformations not only
nubbsgalore: “he was tired of livin’ like the rest of ‘em, nosin’ around like a pig in a gutter. he wasn’t in the mood no more. he figured there must be somethin’ wrong with him, the way they always got no luck, and they ought to get it straightened
jnte: fiercefatfeminist: worldupmyass: tayelchapo: this why they killed him this is exactly why they killed him what the fuck And now you know why he was shot YupHe was problack And they didn’t like that shit
‘Kids are gross’: on feminists and agency
the-vashta-nerada: i saw my sisters drawing with chalk outside and they didn’t include me so i slammed open the door and shouted “I HEARD THAT YOU WERE CHALKIN SHIT AND YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT" and i’m still kind of internally
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
I went shopping today and i got some pretend miu miu courtesy of Zara! They didn’t have the cat dress in my size (and i wasn’t too fond of the shape of it either), so i quite literally jumped for joy when i found they had the swallow dress
Feeling all kinds of inadequate because i went to a dinner/party thing at a friends flat, with about 8 or so people i didn’t know and they were really lovely, funny, kind girls but i didn’t say anything. Save for joining in a few conversations
snowlantern: yaelstiel: bringmethespnfalloutphan: NJCon 2014 // S10 Gag Reel can I just say how kind it is at j2′s part? They saw how embarrassed she is, and they didn’t laugh or make her feel bad, they didn’t even ignore it, which would also
vangoghcean: books are so beautiful; each page tells a story, literally and figuratively. the bent corners and loose pages, the stains and waviness of pages once wet; they’re all indications as to what type of people have read the book. they tell
smallyetbeautiful: I used to get upset and angry when people didn’t treat me the way I treated them. When I’d be there for friends but they left me in my time of need, when I gave people so much of my love and time and they didn’t reciprocate.
there is a furry con at the sheraton hotel across from my work and I had to grab some stuff for work from walmart by the hotel and they were there too! Interesting stuff to see a real furry. I didn’t know it was such a popular thing…
Okay thank you everybody <3 I think my wording was weird and people got confused and maybe a little upset (I apologize if anyone did <3) but the issue was, I called RS “ladies” in the picture and an anon got mad at me because they didn’t
arthetic: “In the end it didn’t matter how old they were, or even that they were girls. All that mattered was that we loved them, and they didn’t hear our calls from in that room. For they were destined to be alone forever. And we would never
you’re a coding guy, why the fuck is my text doing this to my C’s? Why they keep lookin’ like O’s until a zoom in? The fuck is this, bro? It’s everyone on tumblr and wikis now, and I checked my settings on windows for text and it didn’t helped,
They be testin me with gettin a new phone because we waited for 40 mins and they didn’t even have it in stock but luckily they had it at another store so now I got my kewl phone and im gonna be rad
jen-iii: ‘Anger built up within them, and Ruby’s tears burnt down their skin. They didn’t deserve this! Crushing Sapphire close they stood, and spun gently in the water, trying to soothe her sobbing. Her legs draped limply over their hips; her
I love it when ML fics have people acknowledge that Marinette is actually super strong and they didn’t expect it, whether it be pulling someone up easily to roundhouse kicking Chloe in the face
comic-sans-because-fuck-you said: WHAT IF, it’s down so that Hussie can upload the update without everyone showing up and crashing it, so they’re expanding the server or something! because on whatpumpkin they know and they said they’re trying
mikaelbst: romy7: rawmasshole: lezzanine: dissemblist: jovan: this is proof white gays literally only seek to date themselves I’m really gonna scream they look exactly alike and they didn’t put 2 and 2 together!? they should have seen it coming
oh oh guys I went to the mall today with two frands and in one of the stores there was some adventure time stuff and they had a litTLE MARCELINE PLUSH and I wanted it so bad but i didn’t have much money but the worst part was that there was no
kelpls: AU where things are more or less the same EXCEPT THEY ARE IN SPACE and titans are a kinda unknown thing treated like aliens and they have laser blades and hover around in space on their cool boots. THey’d still have gas things to propel them
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
