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thisismepleaseexplore: kinkycrop: we—like—bondage: We’re going to get a riding crop in the future so D can whip me without it being too painful, because I’m a wimp. -T Just wait until he whips the soles of your feet and then say its not too
raspberryfruitcake: Brent Corrigan’s hole takes on its deepest and most pleasurable pounding when he’s on his back, with Theo Ford gripping his ankles to spread Brent’s legs to their utmost, leaning in every now and then to steal a kiss. Suddenly
threesome-ch: and then its my turn to get some too… can i have you and her like this baby?
janey-jane: Three things happen every time I watch ‘The Doctor’s Wife’: 1. I think it impossible to love it any more than on previous viewings, and then I disprove myself2. I end up sobbing like a baby3. An explosion of love for Neil Gaiman (working
all the books my school assigns feature sexual harassment in order to ‘shock the reader’……. this is the worst my dudes… like i related to this character and appreciated him and then he proceeded to be……. assaulted..
britishstarr: guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t. our glasses aren’t clean, we just had to learn to see through the dirt, we had to grow stronger, survival of the less blind
yuripink:i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
cryptid-sighting: cryptid-sighting:When I was 12 years old me and my friends discovered Monty Python and so much of the stuff we found funny was just “LOL, random!” to us, but then I got older and found out that the British are Just.. Like. That.
merlin-bunny: eleore: defunctzombie: noxturnel: this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr UNMUTE Please oh please, UNMUTE OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD I SLMOST BLACKED
toptierskeleton: you ever reblog a post and then watch like 10 of your followers reblog it from you and even though its not even your post you pat yourself on the back for your superior blog curating skills
rydenxo:got reminded earlier of the berserk english dub outtakes and how iconic specifically this one continues to be
lauraxxtennant: sometimes i read about the doctor draping his coat around rose in fic and it’s always meant to be this little romantic gesture to keep her warm, and he always sees in her in it and feels ~warm feelings himselfand then i remember that
divinedeckerstar: Honestly the lucifer soundtrack is so fucking good, like, I was already crying over the scenes and then you go and throw in some sad-ass-quality music??? Amazing.
faqoloqy:I’m down for that spontaneous, intense, “pull me tight”, “I’m so into you”, sex. Like that shit where you stare into each other’s eyes for a few seconds and then it explodes into a fire kissing, hair gripping make out. Then you
mariosodyssey: tainbocuailnge: anyone remember how in pokemon xy honedge would let you touch its cloth at low affection but starts to dislike that when you increase affection and then its pokedex entry is like “it uses the cloth to drain people’s
giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.
Whoa, Boomerang completely changed its logo and bumpers. It was the same for ages and now it’s completely different. Looks good, though, more appealing to kids
What I would really like is some info on the system requirements because looking into Game Wizard, it requires iOS 8.0 which isn’t available on iPhone4 (which is the phone I have) and it seems likely if that requires 8.0 then Attack the Light will
caedussolo:artemispanthar:caedussolo replied to your post: rootsoforigin asked:That’s why I …And then there are the ‘teen/adult cartoons’ like beevis and butthead that are just… so painfully dumb that I couldn’t stand more than 15 minutes
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mechandra replied to your post: it’s raining!it was POURING a while ago, where were you?it was drizzling here a little while ago but it only just started coming down hard like 10 minutes ago. Must be moving, pretty fast too considering its barely raining
the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most
Ppl seem to be throwing “ mental health/ illness” around like its a weaponizing marketing trendy thing. Ppl using their socials as “ cries for help” and then its gonna be “ the boy that cried wolf” all over again and again. so at this point
heydiddlehiddleston: does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowherelike terrible, horrible, thoughtsfor no reason at alland then you snap out of it and you’re like i don’t want to kill my momwhat the fuck
rakshas: loliphilosophy: you ever jerk it to something and then browse a bit more and be like“dang, that one would’ve been so much better”
I have to learn to stop being moody at night and control my anxiety a bit better.
the-marxist-mash:guerrillatech:There really is only like 5 cities in the us that actually look like the top pic and even then its like ten blocks of their downtown
tainbocuailnge: anyone remember how in pokemon xy honedge would let you touch its cloth at low affection but starts to dislike that when you increase affection and then its pokedex entry is like “it uses the cloth to drain people’s life energy”
jetix:jetix:Get rid of “Read” indicators on all messengers ever lolIts stupid were at a point where people are anxious to just open and read a message without the other person throwing a fit if they arent responded to immediately
ewelock: dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three
amoying: sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
kaliforhnia: why do people fuck with other people’s feelings its not ok its not right this bothers me so fucking much holy shit why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.
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fartgallery: all the moon does is reflect the suns light and it gets so much credit and glory its like that kid in class that hears you say a joke and then says it louder and everyone laughs and loves them
I’m to the point where I’m gonna say fuck it and leave everything in the past and act like it never happened and then you’re gonna show up and make me think about it all again. fuck. missing someone sucks. caring for someone sucks.
clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class
heyfunniest: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
rebeccafrancesdavidson: dannnnniel: rebeccafrancesdavidson: I’ve just woken up, looked in the mirror and actually liked what I’ve seen. Like, usually I’ll point out all my flaws and then make myself upset, but this morning I looked in the mirror
constantcalibrations: chuck-the-funk: thcbodycleanse: this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one
noisier:do you ever see someone really attractive and you start to think out a scenario where you’re dating and happy and everything is good and then you’re like oh yea that’s never happening
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last night I hung out with friends that I dont get to see often and everyone was like ITS GOING TO BE A CRAZY NIGHT but we ended up going to a bar then back to one of our houses to play pokemon the board game AND I CAME IN SECOND WITH THE CUTEST LIL TEAM
I somehow stumbled onto modcloth and got looking at christmas things (it was supposed to be home decor then it became coats and dresses and shoes ..) but look at this dress its like 50′s fairytale christmas lol
darfin also took me shopping yesterday and he needed to get clothes but I found super duper cute things (two of which are canadian inspired and cuuuute) and I am not supposed to spend money at all but I gave in .. but then we found a TWO STORY FOREVER
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
jackbarakatsbuttblog: myhistrionics: samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant
samtimelow: sowrongitsrebekah: livewithasmile: 9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait and then its baby dies in three months and then it gets pregnant again because school is a whore
95wonder:skunkes:No. I know this is probably just a casual commiseration but I think it’s a real and important question to ask and answer. If doing the stuff you’re expected to do everyday is super hard, then something is probably wrong.Anyone
ughghgh my brothers home and took my tablet to play around with it and now I can’t draw the cinder and Ruby picture I was doingggggg
Ima line and color this when my tablet gets fixed hmhmhm
jen-iii:A nice, good thing: sometimes my dog will come up to me and do a special butt wiggle to which I reply with ‘Do you wanna snuggle?’ And she then bolts to my bedroom door so we can go and snuggle on my bed like this <3
sayariel replied to your post: this is what they look like pretty funky i wanna… BROKEN GLASS CAKE AINT NO CAKE IN THIS CRAZY DESSERT ITS AAAAALLLLL JELLO and sweetened condensed milk
fairymascot said: what is with this meme lately?? i feel like i’m missing something ahAha im not sure myself!! i think the flower crown was a hipster photo thing and then people started making fun of it and BAM its a big thing now so it is a thing
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
