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He noticed that whenever a news story came on about a sexual assault, his daughter would go very quiet, start to breath heavily and then sneak off to her bedroom. One day in the kitchen he confronted her about it and asked her if it was true - did she
True story submitted by the lovely: prododgy213.tumblr.comI was content with my boyfriend’s cock for the longest time. I thought it was pretty big. Then at a pool party my boyfriend and his buddies decided to have a little size contest with me as
realsmurk: Took off the nose and lips of our statues, mad it was black faces staring ‘back at them’ they won’t tell us about that ‘Cause then we’d realize who we are!! We know who the true custodians of civilization are….
ipmypantz: wetpantjax: I was starting to have a true accident and then send to myself just finish it so i did while at Walmart Another great public pants poop!
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Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear…
shameful-display:Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear… I posted
shameful-display:Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear…
nicolevaunt:It’s true: the water in Iceland is FREEZING. This spot was no exception. The trick is to have @corwinprescott get the composition/exposure done while I’m still dressed, and then I run in & shoot quickly
How popular did that fake “Eevee evolves depending on its moves in PGO” rumor get that everyone believes it? I swear I can’t talk about Eevee in the game for a second without getting flooded by those messages, even though I already said multiple
girthyencounters: True story submitted by the lovely: prododgy213.tumblr.comI was content with my boyfriend’s cock for the longest time. I thought it was pretty big. Then at a pool party my boyfriend and his buddies decided to have a little size contest
dsgistnt: Which One is True?a) He left me like this before the maid came over to clean the house.b) He purposefully sent this pic to his buddies, but told them it was an accident.c) He posted this pic w/ an ad on Backpaged) He left, then came back and
canis-stuffs: ( /// ‘ - ’ //// ) ps.Real Okami here. This is actually inspired by a true story. A friend just talking to me then suddenly rubbed my belly. And…I… moaned at his face.Yeah… it was pretty embarrassing. X3!
subblackgurl: A true story from a few years back. My BF at the time and i were trying different things. One evening my BF tied me to the bed and then we had sex while he pretended to be a stranger, telling me he was raping me. It was a turn-on, but these
modifiedwhore: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
vaergamor: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories
Oh, also, I had a dream where the sneak peek of “Garnet’s Universe” was released and I didn’t watch it because I never get to do anything interesting in my dreams. But it was up on the CN site along side the placeholder thumbnail
Tbh, the SU theory of mine that I’m most happy panned out was that Vidalia is an awesome mom. I believed it so strongly and then it ended up being true and I’m still really happy about that
deadcatwithaflamethrower: lylilunapotter: jackietastic: actuallyclintbarton: knitmeapony: sophygurl: hatpirestuff: freyleif: im in awe So. The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and
thetenthdoctorscompanion: At first it was just funny because Sam’s hair is how I judge Supernatural. Then it was funny because it looks like Sam noticed the comment and started contemplating how true it was.
ramblingferret: sizvideos: Penn and Teller on Vaccinations - Video And even if that Autism thing was true (WHich it fucking isn’t) your kid is still safe from these diseases. What’s fucking worse? You saying you’d rather have dead kid then and
shameful-display: Originally I was gonna go the tried-and-true doujinshi blackmail route, but then I thought this’d be more amusing.So I’ll have to shoot for something more hardcore/less vanilla next time. I’ll do it someday, I swear…
lvltheperv: At first it was a random doodle, and I had no idea what I was going to do. Then it just happened. On stream.Behold, the True Bauxite Queen. She is my first carrier girlie I have, btw, and she has served me well despite the appearances of
chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
aobabe: i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.
overtherained-bow: karlfranks: fullcabs: fuck I like it when posts like this are actually true Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny” That is so wonderful.
gif-guy: Other Funny Gifs http://gif-guy.tumblr.com/ My mom stopped in a crosswalk when she was younger. A blind man came by and ran into her car. He then proceeded to beat the shit out of it with his cane. True story!!
aka-calum: yk whAT I REALISED michael is going from lighter shades to darker shades, like, his hair was lilac then it was orange i think and then it was red and now it’s dark blue. does this mean my dream is finally coming true ? will the next colour
hoenarry: if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile Lol so true
I can thank my mother for letting me listen to Faith No More as a young child.It all started with Epic and Falling To Pieces, and then I finally got to hear Mr.Bungle when I was about 12 years old…. I can really thank my mom for my messed up taste
one time I posted on facebook about how the heteros misuse “shade”, or just don’t know the true definition and then later on in the day, this little white gay boy came up to me like “yassss girl, I was trying to tell someone that the other
meredithmcclaren: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: surprise when nathaniel says “no mommy im a girl” and natasha says A TRUE DOUBLE AGENT I LOVE YOU NATASHA I’m sorry. I read the thing and thought it was just about THE BEST EVER. And then
mirandalehman:Photographing Paz de la Huerta was a fantasy of mine and then it came true. Cheers to the indomitable Paz who is a deeply unique individual.
a-submissives-choice: ~So nice to see my posts come back around…this was true then and now~ I love to give you control. It’s incredibly arousing to give it up to you. ;)
prettycraycrayfan: “How do you teach homosexuality? Is it like French? I was born of heterosexual parents, taught by heterosexual teachers, in a fiercely heterosexual society. So why then am I homosexual? And, no offense meant, if it were true that
rizaoftheowls: insuffera6le6itch: what is it with white people and having two refrigerators i was about to say “what, that’s dumb, no one does that” and then I remembered the second fridge in my basement
tiana-danced-with-bucky: passmemorechampagne: rekhless: spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month
erikkwakkel: Wearing a book Books are objects to read from. This is true now, and so it was in medieval times. Between then and now, however, medieval books were recycled, old-fashioned as they had become after the dawn of printing. These three items
amazingemmaisonfire: So I was talking to youtubefansunite when she pointed this out ;) Tbh I was more caught up in my hands and how true this was when she first told me but then it hit like a ton of bricks
humansofnewyork: “We’d been having a sort of tacit conversation about it for a couple years. Then one day, his sister, who already knew, was teasing him about having a crush on a boy at school. And I heard him say: ‘Well, maybe it’s true!’
outlawpatriot: I love how when you watch George Carlin and suddenly it goes from being funny to informative, and then back to funny. He was a true genius.
analvixen: pornholioxxx: Petite hottie taking it in the ass the babysitter told him she was an anal virgin. As he slid his cock inside, and she moaned in pleasure, he started to wonder if it was true. But then again, she was gripped around him so he
raggedick: timidbabie: holy shit i thought this was gonna be a joke like “your faded if you think it’s true” but then i re read it like 17 times and now i feel like i’m faded af
pastabot:tbh i thought love was only true in fairy tales?? like meant for someone else but not for me.. Love was out to get me that was the way it seemed. but y’know.. disappointment haunted all my dreams. but then i saw her face and god… now i’m
sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad
snatchedweaves: jumalatar: this is important this isn’t true, you just believe it is. once you stop believing it works…it stops working. i used to think it worked and then one day i was doing it while brushing my teeth and i was like,
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2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted SO FUCKING TRUE
dalthorn:Confident, extremely handsome, outstanding body, killer legs, and spandex…just fuck man. What I said was true then and it’s true now.
stuck up for another camgirl once on here and then she posted something that I didn’t 100% agree with so I said my piece; tbh it was no more than “that isn’t true/i don’t agree”and she blocked me on her mfc account like ok b, keep on w/ what
that-trumpet-guy: phoenixneverdies: hoenarry: if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile So true I believe you
RIP Dave Mirra, a true legend in BMX, it really makes you wonder and think when someone has a wife and 2 kids and post just yesterday how happy he was them then suddenly commits suicide. Just makes you wonder what got over him. Anyone who feels that way
