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amorningcupofjo: fuzzyfreaks: I never even saw any monsters in this game, I spent five minutes hiding in a cupboard after a door blew open by itself and then switched it off. I am the biggest coward. HAHAHA <3 My brother and I decided to turn
MOAR SKETCHES AND WIPS AND THEN MISS FORTUNE APPEARS
valeyards: purveyor-of-dreams: “Matt and I, are somewhat like partners in crime. Whenever we finish our scenes first, while the others are doing theirs, we kind of hide in opposite corners of the set and roll bagels to each other , and then no one
omg so I watch this without the sound first and thought “hey that’s cute yawning owl” and then turned on the sound… holy shit.. hilarious.
That feeling when small children insult you and then they think they are so cool.
sometimes i go “i wish i could be bilingual” and then a few seconds pass by and i go “oh wait yes i am i forgot oops”
Oh, also I am making Underswap Papyrus body pillow design which will be free to do download and print for oneself. [I’m making it as a test on bodypillows lol]a preview lol, I think I’ll be streaming the coloring after I finish the lines which are
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please,
misscontraption: mitunathehelicaptor: tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
cyrilmusic: burairium: theneverendingdrums: fejes: peaceloveandbrittana: this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband they are showing them as people not as gays and
fuku-shuu: At today’s “Attack on Oyama” event, Isayama was asked “What would another hairstyle for Captain Levi look like?” He answered with “He would keep the undercut but grow out the hair, and then tie it up.” Needless to say,
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
thebasketballidiots: Kagami’s puberty is really amusing because he went from this baby angel in elementary school To this cutie in the middle school And then BOOM when he hit 16 HE MAGICALLY TURNED INTO THIS DAMN BOY
jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required
and then what lol ;)
and then they ask an unexpected question and I’m like “omgwtf this wasn’t in the script D:”
displacedleylines:Everybody Wants to Rule the World (of Warcraft.)Listen after I figured out how that I could edit simple videos in Microsoft photos thanks to the WRA vines vid, and how to get the cinematics I wanted. I had to keep going till I got this
westbor0baptistchurch: basicallyrunbabyrun: suzzannnn: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why when you close it and then remember why you opened it when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: chain-of-prospit: no you dont understand these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful and then we were going up to the cashier to get
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
kamilledontfeel: davybot: tsvlink25: When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
beastlysmut: cupcakedrawings: when people think I drew porn because I was horny Do you know how long it takes and how frustrating it is to draw porn? I start that shit on a lusty whim and then finish it by pure, angry perseverance.
thyrell: tainbocuailnge: diamond and pearl were so fucking STUPID honestly. two fire types available in the whole region and then they made a fire type elite four and nowhere along the development process did they think ‘hey maybe if we have to give
tabbydragon: I love that everyone looked at the turkey and asked themselves “who is responsible for this thing?” And then everyone pointed at everyone else.
rumpelstiltskln: if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
kingjaffejoffer: This super bowl has featured Beyonce, Alicia Keys, J Hud, Oprah and Maya Angelou … and then the lights get cut off. #BlackestSuperBowlEver They’re going to dump a barrel of purple drink on the coach at the end
barber-butt: whitegirlsaintshit:elpimentaz:into-these-blue-eyes: modelingschool: me going off on a cop. Miss this. Chubby butt 😂 And then yall complain and get shocked when black people are arrested/murdered by police officers… boy look
boyofzoot: one time i hit one of my plugs up like “aye im tryna cop a pack” and then i get a text back saying “this is his girl, he’s in jail” i was almost on the verge of tears. I was absolutely frustrated, he was my best weedman. then i
wickedkhaleesi: craftingmagick: alongfalltothetop: Oh I’m an asshole. So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then
icegrill: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……” i brought this line up once and my friend
delightfulgalaxies: yiffmaster: tiebelt: this is wild…… what a mess honestly like this album cover wouldve been really cool but i cant unsee this now and it just looks really damn silly like just look at him and then look at the size of the windows
1994-2016: hoths: idkjustbreath: lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at
anakihn: imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that
durbikins: did-you-kno: John Malkovich wrote and starred in 100 Years: The Movie You Will Never See, which was completed in 2015 and then immediately sealed in a time-locked, bullet-proof safe. The safe cannot be opened, not even with a code or key,
dabeatnik: dabeatnik: dabeatnik: dabeatnik: They mentioned Phife, I’m good. Ok, they mentioned Phife and Chance won. 👀 Alright, mentioned Phife, Chano won, and then Queen B created a new religion Then Adele said
lagonegirl: lagonegirl: I like that at one point in 2002 they sent her eviction notices and then said they were sent by mistake and she could live rent free for the remainder of her life.
mermaidnympho: I posted this on insta to say that I’m my own #wcw because I have been in love with myself recently and then I realized I am naked in this pic and not an insta pic so here y'all can have it
muva-taught-me: themasterpupil: 05-fubu: maatofchicago: Im weak asf. She say hold dis and then turnt up I’m not over this baby Hol dis She rolled them sleeves up and got to work 😂😂😂 This will never not be glorious 😂😂
ithotyouknew2: Good morning to every single human being on the planet except the nigga who conceived of this idea and then created it and then published it on the internet.
alexbelvocal: captainsnoop: rick and morty fans wasting full tanks of gas going on these epic pilgrimages to McDonalds so that they can get specially branded promotional packets of sauce and then rioting when they couldn’t get it is just overwhelming
clientsfromhell: Every now and then I’ll get a “scam” client texting me who has found my information via a Craigslist advertisement.Client: Yes I need you come and film family reunion yes?Me: Sorry, who is this? And where did you find my contact
tsunamiwavesurfing: if you have “booty” in your URL and then I go to your blog and there aren’t any booty pictures in your tagged/me you’re disrespectin me
briarin: gringopicante: ssttaarr-rroovviinngg: northern girls make do I fucking hate this website if you put that in ya ass it would melt and then you would essentially be douching get this filth away from me Two birds then
futureblackwakandan: bubblegum-pwussay: westafricanbaby: miseducatedmelanicmuse: Yupppp 🤷🏾♀️ 😂😂😂 And then she go beat up the girls after he leaves the premises lol ^^^^^
tarynel: nicksand: savvygooner: itsexclusive: quixon: thighetician: suprchnk: jonniquidd: suprchnk: jonniquidd: suprchnk: girls will be really cute and then you find out they’re one of those that’s really into white guys and it’s
And then there's this asshole
jenn-oddballpunk: siderealv: So I discovered that Prowl loaf fits perfectly in this box I have, and then a few minutes later I glanced over and he was glaring at me. That look says there shall be retribution.
I can’t wait til Nick comes home. We’re going to go out for dinner, and then I’m going to Christmas shop for him :)
and then i lose a follower hahaha
doctorwho: spacespectrum: wetceleryandeggwhisk: david-tennants-little-fangirl: atomicchickenfluff: that moment when the doctor has an inside joke with himself And then he was waiting to hear Rose laugh, but when he didn’t, he remembered that she
sketchedatrocities: But really though Rose is kind of a dick. Hey, did you notice that in the fourth Pearl inside Pearl you can hear Jasper fighting in the background and then screaming in agony, which causes Steven and Pearl to glance in her direction.
whoa i’m so close to 500 followers. I used to be like so close but then i lost so many lol. And then i kept losing like 3 a day and gaining 1 so that’s like losing 2 a day and then now i’m finally gaining more than losing, but still
fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks
Lol@being under 21. My friend told me as I started getting ready that I couldn’t come tonight because they only just realized I wouldn’t be able to get into the place where everyone was going. And then my other friend is sending me pictures
That moment when you're writing something and it becomes so tl;dr that you think to yourself "Where was I even going with this?"
You slam and then you slam and then you spit
square-enix: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
![Oh, also I am making Underswap Papyrus body pillow design which will be free to do download and print for oneself. [I’m making it as a test on bodypillows lol]a preview lol, I think I’ll be streaming the coloring after I finish the lines which are](https://64.media.tumblr.com/72ad5486d005f48e52516800a3838f09/tumblr_inline_o1zmjjk8JI1tvu71u_250.png)
