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sometimes i go “i wish i could be bilingual” and then a few seconds pass by and i go “oh wait yes i am i forgot oops”
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
buckysmuffintop: boys who eat mindlessly as they’re doing other things, grazing on a tub of cookies or a bag of chips here and there and then eating meals at meal times, and then going back to their other things and onto realizing at the end of the
last-bi-in-town: hidinghalfofmyself: last-bi-in-town:I just wanna meet a cute boy at the county fair and then go on a couple of rides together and talk in between the rides, then as we’re talking we find that we’re much alike. Then slowly we stop
cerastes: writing-prompt-s: You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die. That’s just regular Catholicism.
emil:emil:my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost the face of a man scandalized
youshouldstahp: chromosomeme: crazylocaldreamer: If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request. I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and
wsswatson: if you type out an angry/aggressive/hateful message and then feel the need to click ‘anon’ before sending maybe you might want to take a second to consider why it is that you don’t want to be held accountable for it and then go and sit
I’ve got a gigantic bruise on my foot, and I’m more or less positive i’ve got a hairline fracture in there. going to go to bed and then go and see my doc. im too fuckin young for this shit.
knifeandlighter: I’ve got a gigantic bruise on my foot, and I’m more or less positive i’ve got a hairline fracture in there. going to go to bed and then go and see my doc. im too fuckin young for this shit. it’s cancer
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: I’ve got a gigantic bruise on my foot, and I’m more or less positive i’ve got a hairline fracture in there. going to go to bed and then go and see my doc. im too fuckin young for this shit. it’s cancer im
wrestlingssexconfessions: I want to dance with Fandango to his theme song and then go to the bedroom and do dirty, dirty, DIRTYYY things with him ;) Maybe we can skip the dancing and go straight to the bedroom! ;)
makeritualnoise: fiztheancient: Read More And hey, that’s your prerogative! If you honestly don’t care then I’m glad I didn’t write all that junk out and then get brushed off haha. I really don’t see what’s bad about checking to see if
makeritualnoise: fiztheancient: makeritualnoise: fiztheancient: Read More And hey, that’s your prerogative! If you honestly don’t care then I’m glad I didn’t write all that junk out and then get brushed off haha. I really don’t see what’s
I was halfway through editing and then I realized I’m a senior. Not only am I a senior, I’m a senior that got As and B+s in the class before this paper. I’m going to survive this and it’s okay.
hebavsreason: robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND
t3rabithia: Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym Me now:
discosmackdown: Even though my art was crap I wish I still had the motivation of my kid self because back then I drew a 300+ page comic about multicolored anime furries and had it finished and nowadays I just sketch one line and then go to take an
btw, according to Amazon, the Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems miniseries is going to be collected into one book to be released on December 13, 2016 (source)So if you can’t find print copies and want it in print, and can wait until December, you
I’m really amused by the thought of Mike’s guys tailing Kim and Jimmy just watching their cartoon scam shenanigans between mundane lawyer stuff and then relaying everything to straight-faced Mike like “and then the guy, who, again, is
windatyourfeels: askdarkhourbakura: If you don’t want to play it, then why even bring it up, Ryou? Many apologies for the most niche post on my obscenely niche blog. But if you haven’t already, go play a copy of Persona 4, and then go watch the
mustbekarma: So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
show-me-your-devotion: I just kinda wanna like, tie a cute boy up with pink rope and then put a hitachi on super low with that masturbation sleeve attachment on him and just kinda tape the wand to his leg or something so it can’t move and then go work
why is dan humphrey so pretentious and annoying and a life ruiner and one of the most annoying tv characters of all time i hate him and his self-pitying self oh boo hoo you are an upper middle class white guy going to a private school and then going
ruinscape: sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
festusstolethetardis: If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request. I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket
nightbecomesme: xfringles: festusstolethetardis: If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request. I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and
I can’t wait til Nick comes home. We’re going to go out for dinner, and then I’m going to Christmas shop for him :)
xfringles: festusstolethetardis: If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request. I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has
sheisincharge: Hand me that perfume and then go and fetch my patent sling backs, the ones that you’ve spent the last ten minutes cleaning for me. I hope that the’re clean and shiny, now go and fetch………..!!!! How much do you want to be in this
promiscuouspink: Dya ever masturbate and then go hang out with your friends and then like half an hour later you can feel the cum coming out of you and you feel like you’ve wet yourself? Cause same
kittenball: donechesters: Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
chromosomeme: crazylocaldreamer: If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request. I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has
cvlwr: “Chris [Evans] worked his butt off for four months—doing gymnastics, fight training, stunt training—so that he could stand in in a scene like this and then go toe to toe with Georges St-Pierre and then make it look really credible. And
unfboy: Ugh I’m so horny and hungry. I want to get fucked really really hard and then go for bacon cheese burgers and bacon cheese fries. Then come home and cuddle with a dick grinding my ass
therealbarbielifts: Let’s just go on a fancy ass date and drink fancy ass wine and wear fancy ass clothes and then go home and fuck on a fancy ass bed. Please
lovesbiggirls: I’d start in the middle and then go to the left and might go back to the middle before i go to the one of the far right! stormyndark: that is going to cause blisters!
such a fun day!!! went to a big petting zoo type farm and a dairy farm then went to my mothers boyfriends house to meet his kids and then his parents farm which is a huge property which looked like a little village from holland. there was barns shaped
I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the feels, just be like “yo” and he’ll come over and pick me up. Then after like a couple seconds or a minute or so, I’ll be like “cool thanks” and then carry
no really, going to bed cause I know I'ma die at school tomorrow GOOD NIGHT <3
A little over an hour and I’ll be free! It’ll be the first time in over two weeks that I won’t be working during daylight hours! Ahh it’s bittersweet.
calcifercarbonate: pdsophie: “what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable literally me 9 times outta 10
mishamallow: #JUST LOOK AT SAM AND PLAYFULLY PLAYING WITH CAS AND GOING ALONG WITH IT
show-me-your-devotion:I just kinda wanna like, tie a cute boy up with pink rope and then put a hitachi on super low with that masturbation sleeve attachment on him and just kinda tape the wand to his leg or something so it can’t move and then go work
notebooksandlaptops: Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that
dink-182: Yesterday was another fit and a trip In the ambulance. Life can’t stop though! Gotta keep moving! Gonna go drop someone’s birthday presents off, see matty getting his tattoo, go to bristol and then go for dinner at Jamie Oliver’s italian!
curtisplease: I wanna have really aggressive sex and then go out for cheeseburgers and milkshakes let’s fuck like we hate each other and then share our french fries
amaranthdesires:I just want to go home and edge and fuck myself til I’m a whimpering mess and my mind shuts off
bpd-amethyst: bpd-amethyst: garnet got an “im gay” episode. pearl got an “im gay” episode. please rebecca. bring the gay purple home THIS POST IS NEARLY A YEAR OLD AND YET
majorleagueinfidel: “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I feel like shit right now, but I dare not ask someone for help, people get tired and leaves me, and I do not want to be more alone than I already am, so I’m just going to do stupid things now and chain smoke and then go to sleeping and pretend
i had to throw them away cause i already ate my own french fries and if i ate them then it would be too much for me and they were suppose to be for my sister but she never ate them and then if i saved them they would just get soggy and,,, WAILS
the only explanation is that Blake is feelin those Gay Vibes for Ilia and they are going to rekindle their love for each other and then they take down Adam and his dumb ass together and that is why she is still in Menagerie 🍵
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