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Sissy’s cock introduction steps,1. Admire how hard, big and thick it can get. Feel the blood flowing through the veins. Feel that happiness of your hard work of being girlie girl paid off.2. Lick the whole thing and mark your territory. That huge and
I could keep the pretense of going out with my girlfriends, but it’s time you know “my girlfriends” is a boyfriend and a really well endowed one. And that said, I also think it’s time we invite him to come for dinner, so you two
He wants me to shave my pussy for him and I think that maybe you’d like to it for me. You know there’s no pussy for you, not as long as your boss gives me all the cock I need, but it would allow you to have a closer look at what I know you crave now
Your wife thinks that if she has your permission it can’t be called cheating but that it doesn’t make you any less of a cuckold.
Did I ever tell you guys I had the biggest dumbest crush on Soul when I was a freshman and that I have his headband and ordered a yellow letterman jacket that I planned on putting his patch on it but then at around that time, the letterman jacket became
mistressmoxx: That cock is mine and I will fuck it as I see fit. Now shut the fuck up and don’t even think of cumming, boi. You’re lucky I’m even letting you inside of me…
#just a reminder that people think this show is intellectual and that those who watch it are sophisticated SERIOUS SHOW IS SERIOUS
dbedca: Our clearest memory of the show, we think, will be when Darren broke character a tiny bit, for a moment alone on that stage, saying thank you and goodbye, and that it had been “totally awesome.” Just those two words, he looked the audience
My friend Mari found this tumblr post and thought it’s so funny, that I wanted to reconstruct it. So I bothered my fiancée at work. Can’t get over the fact that she reacted just perfectly. Can’t stop giggling. Seriously.
Just another installment of “Garnet very confidently thinks she knows more about human culture than she actually does”
the point is that there are people who think pokemon is a sweet, innocent game about being friends with magical pocket monsters and thats the only thing to ithowever the lore of pokemon has a lot of creepy, unethical, immoral, sexual, and violent tones
foreskin2cut: feri9091: circumcisedperfection: Everyone thinks circumcision hurts and that it’s difficult. This show just how easy it can be to cut a foreskin, making it permanently extinct! It self circumcision.. Not self as the hands are in a
the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be
Rant on misconceptions about Futanari in the SU fandom under the cut :/I just saw a post, and I’m a little stressed out that some people think that when artists draw futa!Jasper (or Ruby), they’re trying to equate her to a man… I would
overwatchwlw: overwatchwlw: blizzard really thinks we have 蹢 for a d.va figure every single person who reblogged this and tagged it with something along the lines of “i preordered it/im buying it anyway/i can afford it but…” needs to get off
mikeohrangutang: Like every other kid, I love guns and I also think they’re very sexy, but I also respect the hell out of them. I believe in gun control and that it should be harder to get guns these days. Not everyone should have them that easy. I
When you’re about to make a post and TAG IT even, patting yourself on the back for actually making something and then you think– What if this isn’t original What if this isn’t interesting or clever What if it’s been done
raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil and that I’m a bad person for thinking it’s a good thing*
I can’t sleep for some reason. And now it’s too late to sleep because I’m scared I will oversleep and miss my therapy session. ALL NIGHT DRAWING SESSION AHOY.
Every so often I try to poke my head out into fandom spaces that aren’t my little corner I’m already comfortable in, and like, I think I’m too laid back for this stuff. It’s not specific to any fandom, or any social media platform,
exorcisingemily: This is why I asked #WheresRey. This is why I think it matters, and why it irritates me that I was lectured by “true fans” about how Star Wars cheapened itself by having a more inclusive, diverse cast. “Cheapened.” No. You
nsfwkevinsano: limebreaker: I have been informed that it is @nsfwkevinsano’s birthday, and that it is tradition to throw futatwi at him. I think I like this tradition. her ears are doing a jig cutie! X3
oodwhovian: “It’s a love story. I think from the minute he sees her, he loves her and vice versa. It’s by no means a conventional love story.” Christopher Eccleston
I’m trying to figure out how to look back on roughly half of my life and not be bitter about it. It’s not really easy. But with each passing day and no contact, I have to accept the fact that this is over with. We’re done. I’m
octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny.
I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s
bunnycw: I sold at Metacon this weekend (it was my first time tabling). I felt pretty underprepared, but to be fair I didn’t find out I was selling there until 2 weeks beforehand, haha, hmm. Prints (and button) available at my storenvy
cousin-possum-kc:vicholas:vicholas:I think the problem with Kermit is that it’s really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he’s not
That moment when:[6:46:18] エレメス: Getting to laugh at Aoba’s attempts to be a top[6:48:45] Michael Alexsander George: *humms*I think that is when we’ll get to the point of ductape and wall asking if high on DMMD.
gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
nuevayor: what was the first show y’all broke up with…you know like the first show you had that was your everything for a good amount of time and then it fucked up so bad that like you felt your heart breaking with sadness, disappointment and hurt
professortennant: “People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you
So, I was watching Clarence and I noticed in Jeff’s room there’s what looks like a state map and the only state it comes close to is Arizona. Also his cable is provided by “Desert Wind Cable” and I think the creator is from Arizona
My mom bought a bag of those Sweetheart candies but they’re from a different brand so they can’t call them Sweethearts so instead they’re called “Tiny Conversation Hearts” and all I can think is that Pearl named this product.
earlier today my little sister was watching some animal trivia programs and there was one about bears. So now she’s telling me all these bear facts she learns and she says it was talking about how polar bears evolved from brown bears and that polar
I’ve been thinking of doing another daily draw project (especially since I haven’t really drawn in ages and that makes me sad) but instead of theming it after something specific (like I did with Viva Pinata) or too open ended (like I tried
All the theories about Wooloo evolving into a wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing pokemon are neat and also make me think of Dolly from Die Anstalt to the point that I hope that’s the direction they go in so I can name mine Dolly (even though it’ll
221becquerel: aangnog: sissydaredevil: acerebral: The most disturbing thing about this post is the fact that he’s a brony…Wow. really? i thought the most disturbing part was that he thought girls actually liked being raped but hey thats just
thatdisneylover: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
deirdara: can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone
imagine mink binding with ace bandages and not knowing that it’s really bad for his body. imagine his boyfriend of choice eventually finding out and not thinking anything of it. imagine boyfriend overhearing conversations or finding out from the
sassykardashian: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON
loveable-korrasami:dork5-in-5pace:Does anyone else notice that in korrasami neither of their names are cut off. They’re both whole and together and I think that’s beautiful. i love this so much
desecratedproperty: I’m throwing a party tonight and my boys and I have a bit of a wager going. You see… they think they can overfill the urinal. I told them there was no way that would happen with you on the other end and that it was easy money.
agoutirex: brainstatic: This is the best description of South Park (and their brand of apathetic conservatism) I ever read. That’s hitting it square on the head. I’ve haven’t watched South Park in years, but I enjoyed it back in the day,
mostlyhazel: it is okay to let things go. it does not make you a bad person. you do not need to hang on so tightly to everything in your life. some of those things will not last, and that is okay, because that is how life is. you do not need to keep
falomir:Just thinking about how in that one episode where Orpheus goes into Rusty’s head and theres dozens of Hank and Deans in there and how each pair of boys were in the state they were when they died…. Doc remembered every single death
just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
That moment when you're writing something and it becomes so tl;dr that you think to yourself "Where was I even going with this?"
razzledazzy: whitejungle: i will not fail to do my duty #after this ep aired i saw so many bronies being like SO YOU STILL THINK THIS IS A GIRL’S SHOW #yes i do think it’s a girl’s show #because girls can be empowered to kick ass too #and that
im seriously thinking about asking for donations just so i can go to the dentist and get my wisdom teeth removed, im pretty much in pain everyday and we can’t afford it ffff
i was on ebay and i clicked on this sylveon necklace listing because the photo looked oddly familiar and turns out its MY photo of my own sylveon necklace that they’re using as a close up to sell their necklace wtf they didn’t even ask for permission,
im just really happy because if Jasprose brings Nep back then it shows this big level of loyalty that Jasper’s side haslike he cared a lot about his Lalonde caretakers, bringing back an extra Rose just because its still /A/ Rose which he loves regardless
Me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *critically dissecting every part and how it holds up to differing paths that they could have taken as well as fixing any characterization flaws I can see*Also me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *Weiss gets impaled*
As much as I love the idea that Amity is looking up in awe at Luz when she claims to be her ‘Fearless Champion’ and fight Grom in her place because it so super sweet and everything, I also think Amity is just staring at the BIG FUCKING SPIDER that
specifically i like bff bumbles that are rly close and sometimes so casually cuddly that it make people look twice and ask like “are u two dating????” and they’re like “lol ;-)” but its platonic love and they’re v
quotefeeling: “I think this is what we all want to hear: That we are not alone in hitting the bottom, and that it is possible to come out of that place courageous, beautiful, and strong.” — Anna White, Mended