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find and that chicken on porn pin board
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And that was how my mom’s new chicken got a hernia.
so yeah, i made this silly stuff today, based on a scene from the awesome short “Expiration Date” anyway i tough that would be fun to make because Gala have the same stupid pick up lines like the scout and well here it is
arealitystudios: So this is actually a test shot from what is going to be an ongoing series. I figure now that I have chickens I might as well utilize them in some photographs!Ultimately I’m going to be doing this series on sheet film and then printing
ms-ashri: Pics of my chickies from…April 10th, two weeks after they were born. Obviously much older than that now…and my other chickens. :) Doooohhhh chickies ;w; so cuuute.
The Ayam Cemani is a breed of chicken native to Indonesia. These birds are unique in that they are completely black. This includes their feathers, skin, beak, comb, tongue, muscle, bones and even organs. Their eggs are, of course, white. Perhaps the
Good girl. Now go out and get oranges, tomatoes and corn from the farmer’s market. Chicken wings and legs from the butcher. And some coffee cake from the bakery. If anyone asks, admit that it’s cum - and that you’re willing to
skaterbater: Damn that’s terrible–She can stay with me and she wont ever have to sit on the floor in the bathroom to do that–She can sit on my couch and do that anytime she wants too
Sophie Hypnotized: In this GIF Sophie has already been hypnotized to think she’s a chicken, and hears a trigger phrase that has her believe she’s a ballerina instead. You can buy the video of her hypnosis session at hypnosisondisplay.com.
pandas-and-squirrels: taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing C'est
I made chicken marsala with spinach tonight. This is like the 4th day in a row I post pictures of food I created. I feel like my tumblr blog started out as this body positive, kink/fetish thing and now I’m becoming a FOOD BLOG. But that’s
Peach Tea looks pretty good in that 👀And Chicken Horses of course <3
bogleech: So apparently, it’s not so much that the devil is either “good” or “evil” as we understand it but that he’s a dangerously indifferent instrument of disruption and chaos with a sadomasochistic side, pouring the same passionate energy
goodbyemisery: i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
xodiaq:aeonlamb:sucymemebabaran:i can deal with Family guy existing, and I actually LIKE Robot Chicken, I take the middle road, that movie can go burn in hell!Dude, seriously, the fuck do people have against Fam Guy and Robot Chicken?! They’re great
surprisedentistry:cosmicbirth: surprisedentistry: anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were literally no…i remember
rivaeran: jeromerp: ayellowbirds: aquanite: reptarleparrot: cluckyeschickens: Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out
treeyonce: did you know crystal meth is also called chicken feed i think thats strange because i dont think youre supposed to feed chickens meth
crazed-and-confused: bigdoggles: how is that even related this movie has that same man swallow a boneless glob-chicken whole and that’s what you have an issue with?
farseer-kip: Saw this picture on my twitter feed and I had to block everyone involved. People can be so inhumane. What three-year-old was half-ass eating those wings? All that chicken still on them bones, my pops would smack you if you left them bones
420bongkesha: Why they dippin the baby like chicken tenders??? Why?
coolthingoftheday:A caged chicken on the day it was let out of it’s cage - and the same chicken three months later after enjoying a free-range life. I know this isn’t what I normally post, but animal welfare is important to me. Damn now that chicken
in-love-with-movies: The Fifth Element (France, 1997)
teapots-and-traditions: prettyboysintheimpala: phan-girls: farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man
possumpogo: peppermint-kel: furbearingbrick: bearnomadwizard: weloveshortvideos: A chicken sneezing… That is all yannabeli #volume warning possumpogo it’s actually usually not that dramatic but yes thank you
idhren:belanekra:operativesurprise:My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every
pandas-and-squirrels:taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing C'est
And that’s how I ended up parked in the back of an Academy parking lot, sporadically sobbing while eating a chicken burger and watching Game Grumps
memewhore: becausebirds: Boy hugs chicken is back! This time the boy has a haircut and the chicken doubts if she has the right boy. [watch video] She knows the kid, she’s just getting the fuck away from that rooster.
nodoorsout: senpai-noticed-you-and-he: sir-laughsalot: laughoutloudrightnow: pizzaforpresident: have you ever seen a chicken strip There are two kinds of people in this world. That chicken is so yummy looking
ratchetmessreturns: Wait… How the fuck does cooked chicken look like that? Why can’t y’all use a bit of seasoning?? That chicken looks naked, uncooked and sad.
And this chicken parma lasagna was so heavy that @robdog1175 had to get it in and out of the oven. #food #foodie #foodporn #foodieporn #instafood #instafoodie #foodgram #foodgasm #foodofig #foodofinsta #foodofinstagram #lasagna #chicken #chickenparma
You know when you wait a really long time for a thing - And when you finally can have the thing - you don’t feel you’re worthy enough to have the thing? That’s how I feel right now with these chicken strips.
2ack: Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now
makethissound replied to your post: makethissound replied to your post: man all I… Just. Like. Imagine a bowl of pasta with vodka blush sauce, maybe even some grilled chicken. Now that, would be amazing….I’m so hungry. I will beat you with
i ordered some food today from an italian place i usually eat at, to take homeand when i got home i noticed something was odd about it but i was so hungry that i didnt notice what yet, and its i ordered this chicken meal that comes with spaghetti and
My dream is to live in a house that I built myself on a couple acres of land. with a couple of kids, dogs and some chickens, and a nice neighbor down the way that likes to spend holidays with us and share cool traditions and be the spookiest homes in
I, a Black woman, ate fried chicken with ketchup when I was a little Black girl. Before I could handle hot sauce, that was my equivalent. My dad would cover my grandma’s fried chicken in Tabasco for himself, and I would tear off pieces of mine to dip
asgardreid:@johnniewaswolf you’re from California you don’t get an opinion about fried chicken Absolutely go fuck yourself!!! I’m black. That’s all the legitimacy I need.
sixpenceee:What is your “real age?”Just like a chicken, your life started off with an egg. Not a chunky thing in a shell, but an egg nonetheless. However, there is a significant difference between a human egg and a chicken egg that has a surprising
mewiet: retrogradeworks: I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals. It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked. Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN. I love how she reaches up on her