and suddenly
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find and suddenly on porn pin board
and suddenly clips
noiz being a complete ass to koujaku in bed and saying things like “is your dick even inside yet? i can’t feel a thing,” even though koujaku is already fully sheathed inside him and then accidentally loudly moaning/whining when koujaku suddenly
what if all tumblr users suddenly went blind.
I’M BARELY ONLINE FOR LIKE A DAY OR TWO AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM CHANGES THEIR URL/ICON AND IT’S LIKE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
queenhyrule: imagine your favorite character singing really loudly in the shower until they knock down a shampoo bottle and hit their foot and the singing turns into to loud swearing
okay but like. what if slyao being super lovey dovey. like slyao cuddled up together, about to fall asleep, until aoba suddenly starts peppering kisses on sly’s face and sly’s just like hfkakfh what’re u doing and aoba is smiling like a giant
charlottelabouff: The avengers all get vine accounts And the first vine is uploaded of tony shoving Bruce down the stairs yelling “PARKOUR” then Bruce hulks out and suddenly it cuts to tony screaming and running
ever-so-plucky: On the 23rd day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often
jhameia: savanaugh: savanaugh: if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in
thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
castianity: #he cried out for him #and suddenly he was lost in the grocery store #or staggering from the playground #all skinned knees and tears#all i thought i’d never see you agains #so many i’m hurts and only you could ever make it betters #fUCK #best
politedoge: you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of
2hot2bstr8: ….and suddenly i’ve taken up golf as my favorite sport. his hairy arms and pubes and pretty dick have my mouth watering over here…..
dancing-through-brooklyn: Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
bansheeandclyde: Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
hamstermastersamster: Pray for the children you lost along the way Still remember the names, and faces Cold, and abandoned They cry, their fate put in your hands When it’s over, they come to haunt you This song popped up on my gym playlist and suddenly
melissasdirtydiary: I never believed I would be someone’s mistress. Then I met Jake and suddenly I was being given gifts and treated like a princess. He was sexy, gentle, and I found myself turned on knowing that he wanted me over his wife.
tomatogami: what if life took commercial breaks like youre just talking to your friends and suddenly everything goes dark and a commercial for burger king plays inside your head and youre just immobile until it ends
ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college
alexispookyac: farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college This is true for everything you liked in grade school
farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college
taedius: i want to see art of professor sycamore discovering sylveon like he’s just petting an eevee and suddenly it evolves and he just points at it and yells “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!” “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: The sexual tension when you and your crush are online on Facebook at the same time and you just stare at their lil green dot. and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
dancing-through-brooklyn:Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
adhdetails: one of the most disorienting parts of adhd is how fast your mind goes blank. you get distracted for a second, and suddenly you’re lost and you have to try and guess what’s happening, like “why am i in the kitchen if i’m not hungry?
missredaholic: mymompickedthisurl:that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love
igotbugs: when you think about pearl jam and the music and the meaning they have and suddenly a wave of feeling crushes like a fist to the jaw
astropunkz:my feminist rage literally fuels me I was struggling to open a new pickle jar and my dad said “give it to me I’m a man” and I looked him dead in the eye and suddenly opened the jar without a problem I’m like the feminist hulk
forrestyoungtea: He ran his hands back down my arms and took my hands, placing them over his crotch, indicating for me to fondle him. He looked at me and suddenly I saw a torrent of lust fill his face, and I felt his cock start to swell. My heart started
i-am-matticus: So I was browsing tumblr on the bus today, and the old lady next to me could see, I thought I was browsing a sfw blog and suddenly there was a bombardment of people fucking, I quickly closed it, looked at her and said “sorry I accidentally
but-mi-cool: can you imagine hearing a rustling under your bed and so you check under and suddenly a fucking banana darts past you and out of your room
love-is-liberation: Tell people to stop killing dogs or cats and everybody loves you.Tell people to stop torturing and killing cows, chickens, pigs or turkeys and suddenly you’re a self-righteous asshole that needs to mind your own business.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college NEVER too old for Pokemon :D
aintpullinout: lady-rubenesque: aintpullinout: Scrolling through Tumblr and suddenly felt the need to unzip my shorts and get more comfortable. How about I take care of that problem for you? Would you want me to lick up and down your hardening cock?
creepypasta: An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn’t certain of which direction to go, and he’d forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He’d sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up
mymompickedthisurl: that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song
Am i the only one who regularly overthinks and elaborates on bad thoughts and suddenly finds themselves crying? This has been happening almost everyday. And.I’ve been writing a lot of stuff in my penzu account, stuff that’s a bit more explicit
humansofnewyork: “One thing that is crazy to think about is how many normal Nazis there were. All the ordinary people who got swept up by this man, and suddenly they are involved in terrible things, and they don’t know how they got there, and
princess-pepperoni: malfoypure: A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly
Just trying to look at how to improve my resume, trying to find internships through the school system, just a wave of stress. And suddenly feeling emotionally tired. I’m in the library and need to work now though. And I just slept for ten plus hours
tylerknott: Secret life tip: treat all living things with the same fascination, adoration, and wide eyed wonder and love as when you were a child, and suddenly, the WHOLE WORLD transforms itself into the best playground ever. Try it. You will see.
apolitepunk: rubyredwisp: A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid. This was such a well done scene, so tense even before he starts to choke.
Its scary when you look into a bag of pills and think how many will numb the 22 years of pain and hurt that you’re suddenly remembering. Haven’t had that thought in months.
kerouacquotes: “I didn’t know anything anymore, and I didn’t care, and it didn’t matter, and suddenly I felt really free.” — Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums