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ju68: biblogdude: Certainly been there dude! Frat party „ dudes getting drunk . someone makes a joke about sucking his cock .. you dare him .. he pulls it out and dares you and you do it .. he doesn’t stop you until the deed is done. Puts it back
WTF Bro? “So let me get this straight, bro… …You were granted a single wish from an old lady as a reward for saving her cat. You thought she was completely crazy, so you jokingly wish that your little bro was the hottest and most domin
Cravings “Pssst! Look at Dorkface in the corner!” “Ha - what a joke! That wimp looks completely drained and he could barely bench 90! Look at him tremble and try to catch his breath after that wussy set. Pathetic.” “Never
bastard-hive: Insert jokes about Cavalry here. It’s a wip but I probably wont finish it. Idk I feel like my more rendered work doesn’t look much better than simple rendering and it’s because of the brushes I use. I need to learn new tricks. HERE
@photosbyphelps presenting this daring shot of Eliza Jayne @modelelizajayne Fun fact usually the more undressed the model is the dumber the jokes are I tell and straight stupid shit I say to have them laughing and wondering WHY DO SHOOT WITH HIM SO
So let me get this straight, making jokes at offensive Black stereotypes in Tom and Jerry is bad, but Shaggy and Scooby making jokes at offensive Asian stereotypes is a-okay. Thanks for making sense Cartoon Network.
buffyshot: @jessicaarevalo_: Yes my abs are a little crazy! A little story about my abs..I got obsessed with having a 6-pack when I was in 7th grade and I did 1,000 sit ups for 2 months straight no joke DID NOT MISS ONE DAY! Ever since then they’ve
Who gave Peridot a loaded gun and edge?!
Garnet won’t tolerate anything she’s associated with being kept in the closet
She then proceeded to buy the bendiest ruler she could find
Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Steven still has much to learn.(Submitted by anonymous)
Don’t worry, eventually she gave up and zigzagged her way through the corn.(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
She’s gotta learn
Peridot Straight Jokes herself into trouble and needs help (Submitted by randomnessincuniverse)
With the way Pearl talks, she might just lose us the entire earth(Submitted by cherry-lozenges)
Conversations with Garnet right after she re-fuses are all the same(insp.)
incorrect48quotes: Meru: Wanna hear a pasta joke? Mio: The one where you say pasta is straight until it gets wet? Yeah, heard that one. And no, it won’t work on me. Meru: I was gonna say the one about the chef who pasta way, but whatever, asshole.
Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for
bronyparctears: “how would you heterophobes feel if straight people were like ‘kill all homos’?” They are. Millions of them are. And they’re 100% serious. And a lot of them actually do kill queer people. That is the joke.
straight boy problem #175
tomatomagica: sinnerforthewinner: skarchomp: yellow-no-asa: frog-and-toad-are-friends: How can anyone deny that Pharah isn’t straight when she’s got the Canon Bisexual Haircut Can the LGBT community back the hell off just a bit please? Like,
arcanine-weenus: icanonlyjunkrat: bratmcnugget: danipup: locket-ship: jedihighcouncil: hardtostayaway: jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not
revolutionarygays: i hate when straight women w short haircuts come into my salon and start joking about having a lesbian haircut/requesting short hair that “doesn’t make them look like a lesbian LOL” today a straight woman sat down and showed
raininginreverse: raininginreverse: raininginreverse: I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette omeletteyoufinish
tchaikovsgay: martenmischief: bearlygrunge: tchaikovsgay: I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: tchaikovsgay: martenmischief: bearlygrunge: tchaikovsgay: I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny.
jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up
This ladies and gentlemen is why the NY Jets are a joke. Quarterback Mark Sanchez runs straight into the ass of an Offensive Lineman, falls flat on his own ass and fumbles. Shameful!
jedihighcouncil:Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up
egg-rolls: when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
pokemonstadium2: the reason straight men will dress up in drag for lip sync battles and comedy sketches is because it’s a joke to them the reason straight male athletes will behave homoerotically with each other is because being gay is a joke to them
snowyarcherprince: vodka-and-lesbians: jaclcfrost: “boys won’t want you if you don’t shave” joke’s on you boys already don’t want me joke’s on you i’m gay Jokes on you I’m… straight … hey wait a second…
strawberry-smilodon: someone gay who is joking and has literally no systematic power to make this happen: sorry straight people [some item/subject/thing] is gays only, that means no straights straight people: I FINALLY KNOW OPPRESSION AND THIS IS THE
thicccc:straight cis men will pick and choose who they want to date based on their boob size and waist to hips ratio but as soon as a woman jokes about dating a billionaire who can spoil her while he flies across the world men basically air-drop in to
iverbz: there are 2 very long running jokes in SVU involving Ice-T. That he never wears suits to work and he absolutely refuses to run after suspects. This man has literally pulled a gun out on like 4 different people and straight up told them that he
holyshitmyporncollection: angelasublogs: Because androgyny is more than just a pixie cut and a buttoned up shirt DAMN STRAIGHT. (Or… not straight as the case may be. ha terrible jokes r us)
dragonologystudent: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: tchaikovsgay: martenmischief: bearlygrunge: tchaikovsgay: I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i
iamtypinglike98madmen: lastvalyrian: tchaikovsgay: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: tchaikovsgay: martenmischief: bearlygrunge: tchaikovsgay: I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes.
ur-stepdad:laurbyboom:I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said ok i looked this guy up and 1. this is a real tweet and while it “was a joke” it is a straight guy who genuinely was saying the word
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and
halfsyproblems: h8song:horror as a genre can only wholly be enjoyed in all its kitsch irony and tackiness by women and gays. straight men simply dont have the advanced palette , sorry You joke, but in my screenwriting classes they DID tell us that
catnippackets: someone gay who is joking and has literally no systematic power to make this happen: sorry straight people [some item/subject/thing] is gays only, that means no straights straight people: I FINALLY KNOW OPPRESSION AND THIS IS THE WORST
vaelkyrie: thebadpunqueen: michaelaisradashell: the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes um can you not? are you straight because I’m sensing
accarahara: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: My friend was saying some sexist shit jokingly in front of his gf and she straight up started flirting with me. In less than 5 minutes he was all quiet and insecure lmfao I just wanna thank Hayley
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
unapologeticbicth: it’s the ultimate form of straight privilege to be able to fake being gay as a “joke.” people are harassed and killed for being themselves. pretending to come out is harmful and blatantly disrespectful of all of the people who
So yesterday I’ve had a discussion with one of my very close friends about veganism, and it soon turned into an argumentEven if I knew he was joking and teasing me, it almost made me wanna cry and leave the place straight away.After that I went
thicccc: straight cis men will pick and choose who they want to date based on their boob size and waist to hips ratio but as soon as a woman jokes about dating a billionaire who can spoil her while he flies across the world men basically air-drop in to
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyonestraight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i
venitaspeaks: avaruu: This systems analysis class is kind of hard to take seriously when i have to write about and discuss ERP with a straight face and no jokes. huehuehuehue
me: visits sun’s tag and seein a lot of obviously romantic b/sme: they seem to be very good friends
lesbianscullys: pretty tired of straight girls putting shit like “cutest couple” and “👭” on pictures of them and their best friend like we get it u don’t take wlw relationships seriously and it’s all a big joke 2 u
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