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Not so fast hubby. I know you crave it, but you have to properly ask your wife to grant you this privilege. I want to hear you asking: “Honey, may I clean your cum-filled pussy with my tongue?”
When your wife said that she had liked very much that you had kissed her when her boss was fucking her in front of you, you just said, “Honey, you looked radiant, and so beautiful…”
When your wife says, “honey, please, tell my friend to stop being so naughty,” she is teasing you, and making you feel even more like a cuckold and submissive to her and her lover.
valentine-mod: Well…I was asking U.G. TO play G-mod later when I might be able to get it and i added him on steam and skype an talked to him and he brought up the games things….and…..If you look close it says “You Fucker”…..That’s what
redhotchilipepperslover: Happy birthday Anthony!!! My role model. Words can not express how much I love you and your music. I don’t know what I would have done without you and RHCP. you have inspired me so much. RHCP is more than just a band. It’s
gretchenplays:I just don’t know any other way to put it. The complex and intense mix of emotions thinking about you being with another man does make me love you and want you more baby girl.
i-own-you-and-your-girl: Everybody knows that I have been very close to your wife over the past few weeks.. You wanted me to stop but you were too gutless to face me by yourself and so you asked for your friends’ help to talk me out from flirting
neurolingual: im praying for every gay and lesbian individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
nonasuch:u know that adhd ourobourous where before you can do thing A, you have do do thing B, but in order to do thing B you have to do thing C first, and so on through thing Z which has, as one of its prerequisites, thing Ayeah no reason I’m bringing
s-video: destroy the idea that I’ll ever: give you up let you down run around and desert you make you cry say goodbye tell a lie and hurt you
screams hamilton was everything I could hope for and if you have the opportunity to see it please please do ahhhhh
michsmeesh:here’s a lil drawing i worked on today and i didn’t expect it to turn out so soft but it did and can you blame meanyway have this as a treat 😌👍🏻requested by @flagsmashersam on the sambucky discord hehe
nest:spotify discover weekly playlist: You like shitty indie bands where the male lead vocalist can’t sing and so he overcompensates by singing in a kind of silly overenunciated voice and the background is some clumsy fingerpicking and he says Fuck
donnajosh: Donna: I started working for you in February, this is April, and you’re an idiot. Josh: Well, you started working for me once in February, and then you stopped for a while. Then you started working for me again in April. That’s the one
faebug: when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
btw, I’ve been working on an itemized merchandise list, so you can actually see the different items that are available overall, not just what’s new, without having to go to each site. It’s just a little slow going ‘cause I’m busy and there’s
projectendo:James and the Giant Peach is probably one of the top 3 best animated movies ever, and if you don’t think so, then I guess you’re not really a person, are you?
agentdanascully:She’s a hero to me, and just an icon and someone I’ve admired forever. And so you never know what it’s going to be like when you meet those people. She could not be nicer. She could not be more genuine and generous, and she’s a
wilwheaton:I just turned 50 and let me tell you, the best is yet to come.
ladragonaria: Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize: ‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND
mvlans: when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
sapphicpeggycarter: followers who show up regularly in my notifications: i see you and i appreciate you so much
do you ever remember really old fics you’ve read from your previous fandoms and realize how shitty they were and just kind of cringe.
theyellowbrickroad: the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the
carefreeblackho: lego-l-ass: lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and
kingnonsynse: nawyougood: tarynel: gringophobia: I’m so petty, for almost no reason whatsoever, I’ll block your number, then hit you up a week later like “why haven’t you been replying????” and when you say “i been texting, you the one
terriblecacti:Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone,
mikasaadefensesquad: YOO GUYS! So… i’ve reached 300 followers and since this is a big thing for me i thought it would be nice to do a follow forever to show you my gratitude AND CONGRATULATE YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME CAUSE LIKE, i myself can’t
mvlans-moved: when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
smoochdude: u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”
but-mi-cool: can you imagine hearing a rustling under your bed and so you check under and suddenly a fucking banana darts past you and out of your room
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
Fuck you for being the person to make me the angriest, saddest, and most anxious, yet the only person I want to hug to make it go away.
Me: I really, really really want Chipotle. That’s the one thing I missed in Italy and that I haven’t had in monthsDad: Oh, so you want a burrito. We have burrito things. You can have a burrito here. I don’t want to bring you to Chipotle
manywinged:manywinged:patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never returnALTthis post is about her
isaannart: I’m finally opening commissions! Here are my prices and guidelines! Commission payments will go through PayPal, but I’ll be using invoices, so you can still get one even if you don’t have a PayPal account, you just need a credit or debit
tflatte: wrex is so great like all your other teammates react to you coming back with varying degrees of “what the actual fuck” and then you’ve got wrex like “MY DUDE(outta my way jackass I got a human to talk to) of COURSE you’re alive what
iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: do any of y'all use male sex toys and if you do what are some of your favourites? gimme suggestions guys!! xxxxxxxxxxxx I have fleshlight and so far its the best toy I’ve used so far. They also have a great variety
sissyheaven: There’s no stopping what you are becoming. More than anything the sissy mind desires to lose control, and so you will… Until makeup and clothes are the only things you think about. Until a cock inside you is the only way you can get
norio-kun: My cups came!! What’s so special about my cups? !!!!! When you put hot water it revEALS KAWORU AND SHINJI WHO’S ON THE OTHER SIDE and when you have two cups ho ho you can do dis It just makes me really happy okay really really happy (●´艸｀)
meowthpatrol: please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.
foarallthingsbpd: When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
“I’m the most sensitive person on the planet like, I could watch the news and cry. And so you got this amazing actor on top of you, pounding on your chest hysterical, crying, he’s got tears dripping onto my face and it was too much. And then
okay but i’m probably going to be talking about vulnicura until forever lmao. i would have been so much worse if i were into björk as much when she released vespertine in 2001 but sadly i was only 5 years old lmao. but yeah, this is so iconic and I’m
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
ichardsiken: i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day
“Don’t look for me in daylight, where robots all assemble. You’ll find me in my dark world, in my smoke filled temple. Whiskey breath and painted women bring me to my senses. Prostitutes and loaded guns cause trouble is my business.
look at the present I got!!! it’s so pretty and cute and I can be like an anime girl haha
also, i made a nsfw twitter account !!https://twitter.com/badharumiits locked so you have to send a follow request to be allowed, i’ll only accept those 18+ to it btw ! so let me know who you are if you’re going to follow !i don’t know how active
:Hey, do you mind if I tie your legs apart so you can’t close them at all while I overstimulate you with my mouth and strap and toys…?
bannhim: beautifulkink: One of my favs and smiling is great, so it him grabbing your arms pinning them to your back and forcing you down lower for deeper and harder fuck….giggles and do the same when he fucks your ass,it will stop the giggles and
Masterbation PRO TIP from Buttdawg. For anyone with a dick, if you want to cum harder than ever. Ok so you gotta put your balls between your pinkie and ring finger and then just work from the base and then boom. But it seems to be a one time deal, tried
neytiri1998: MY BABIES!!!! TOO KAWAII TO COMPUTE!!!!!! Hi there, I’m glad you enjoyed my art but can you please source this properly? Ifunny is not a proper source and as you can see, I have a tumblr of my own so people can blog it from me, the
killfith: neongenesist: kyrigiris: it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted. This is it. This is the beginning
i get this type of ask at least once a day and i just. i don’t think you people are at all aware of what my lapis stands for
tytytheshyguy: GUYS! dashingicecream is doing commissions and this is the one she did for me!!!!!! It’s amazing so go check out her blog and if you want, ask her to do a commission for you!
they-call-me-nita: I imagine the touch of someone who loves you so much, he cannot bear to watch you sleep; and so you wake up with his hand on your heart. -Jodi Picoult (via Blissful Interludes)
Isn’t it wild that I have not met you in person, heard the sound of your voice, or even seen a photo of your face, yet I want to send you all of my love, kisses, and tell you to have a good night?
tfw you oversleep to basically when your class is supposed to start but you live half an hour away from school and the class is really short anyway, so you lose all motivation to go
