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So, it was your wife’s idea to send you to a masturbatrix. Now that she has her lover’s big cock she doesn’t even want to touch your thingy. Tell me about his cock, tell me how much better than yours it is and I’ll let you come.
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #268: Don’t you dare close your eyes while I’m inside of you. I don’t care how good it feels. Open your eyes and look at me. I know you’re about to cum so keep those beautiful brown eyes open so I can
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so on the new map the other day, reinhardt charged at me (as dva in my mech) near where the bridge is and we both flew headed off the map (like we were already off it and about to fall) and i was furiously pressing my booster button and it WORKED and
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
So i just got done watching the movie “My tutor friend 2” and OMFG IT WAS SOO CUTE AND ASKHDKASDHKA THE ENDING WAS ADORABLE AND SO INCREDIBLY DORKY BUT PARK GI WOONG IS JUST SO HOT AND CUTE IN THAT AVERAGE WAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND
senseis: when i was 6 i had my first love his name was andy and he was a waiter at tuscan oven and i made my dad take me there every week so i could see him and talk to him and he used to tell me that he made the pasta just special for me and then when
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
And hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
july666th: first day at work was a success. already been called the baddest bitch and everyone kept telling me I’m so cute and so pretty. 💁🏼 i think i’ll like it here.
[ So here he is in all his amazing glory! I couldn’t help but do a little photo shoot after we all opened up our presents and the lights on the tree made a good background. Ugh. He’s so perfect. I wish he was smiling, but this is post-Rose
aewriter4: Male Republic of Agua Verde. My sister Irena used to lord it over me because she was a lawyer and I was only a construction worker. Now, under the new laws of the Male Republic, she must remain totally nude at all times—like all female
tundrasretreat: wattleseeds: [higher res image] i’m pretty sure that was the promise he was talking about inspired by and dedicated to gailardia and laute. i hope you guys are proud of yourselves for this monstrosity *SNORT*
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
jungwildeandfree: sueslayer: This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
so i played against dspstanky today and i’m??????
whadupjamieboy: Gonna go shopping right now! :) Made a quick cover, and messed up -___- haha! Sorry for the weird faces. It’s cus my voice was raspy and I was like “ahhh”. oh dang jamie
First day of Wondercon is done and it was a lot of fun! Tons of people laughed and smiled and my prints, and I got to see a lot of really cool cosplayers! Time to print out some more stuff for tomorrow and then hit the hay early.
schandbringer: Commission for lovelylime89, who asked for any MTMTE couple doing something (and since Rung and Rodimus was mentioned, I obviously went for that). I hope you like it, thank you so much for commissioning me!
so today I got home from school and I was so excited and happy and looking forward to going to visit a college and to seeing my girlfriend after TWO MONTHS of being apart and it almost felt like when I was going to see her for the first time, but then
sadejude: 03/06/92 - Nighttown: Rotterdam, Holland “I have played shows naked before. Back when I drank years ago I did in Holland [Rotterdam]. I’ve seen pictures of that and that was pretty frightening. The
So my mom just walked into my room and I was pretending to be asleep because they were at a Christmas party and I have to work early tomorrow morning and it was really weird because she just quietly opened the door, and I expected her to yell at me for
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while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
cummbunny: a me and darfin photo set <333
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
so I have been trying to drive more and actually be able to get my license but im still super duper anxious about it, my last last trip was really good and I was super duper proud but this time that I went wasnt very good :(( I am still scared to go over
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
bykarenpage: Jared Padalecki having a speed walking race with a fan. [X]
so I’m bored at home because my soccer practice got cancelled and I was looking at shoes to wear for this weekend and then I saw these and I haven’t even fucking worn them anywhere yet because WHERE WOULD I WEAR THESE SHOES and it made me
so look at what my mom gave me for valentine’s ;o; she actually gave me this as i was waking up and put it to my face and i was all “LMFAO MOM I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IT IS YET” cause when i first wake up my eyes are all blurry and sleepy
so i’ve really wanted a sylveon shirt and i’ve seen a few fan made designs that are wonderful but i was like why don’t i make my own to wear….? and so now i will….
so staying up all night definitely was not a good idea LOL i am several different types of exhausted and i was light headed, i just took a small nap now and am a little better but still quite tired ughh
so last night i had this dream that there was like some sort of natural disaster going on, it was extremely windy and this were getting destroyed and i was running with this girl and apparently we went looking for horses so we could escape quickeri lost
so is a nepeta relevant upd8 supposed to happen today, is jasprose gonna ask jane to revive her body, if this happens i will give a shit again LOL
so i’ve been cleaning out and organizing my room for the past 3 days (still not even done omfg) and i found my old flip phone from 2008 and its charger and i was curious and connected it and it fucking charged and omfg
I had a weird nap dream and @peaceongirth was in it??? And he was very friendly and gave me a very nice hug and for some reason I made him read something that he wrote and he did and I was like AWWWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET. Idk he just somehow appeared
bitterbitchclubpresident: i love hearing what people *almost* got named. my mom almost named me Sheila. Brianna Hope. That was my name up until the day I was born. Gross. Luckily THAT didn’t happen.Oh and if I had been a boy I would have been Aaron
and-so-the-feels-begin: Why do Saphire and Ruby have such a good relationship?Because they started off on a goodice breaker
So I just learned that I might be dyslexic from my math class because we were doing our online course work and I was getting a couple questions wrong, no big deal i tell myself, ive always been bad at match. so i go over and try to see what i got wrong
so there was this scene in the manga where everyone is just like omg Sasha and then there’s Mikasa looking like she’s gonna murder somebody with an axe and I was bored so i did a panel redraw thing 8’)
so I watched the Until Dawn let’s play and it was so fckin creepy jfc (especially the first half imo)
so I remembered I have a “just do it” shirt and there was only one thing to do
so I was playing MP with my bro josh and he was using the cerberus phoenix and said “oh I just used ‘biotic explosion’ … hey do you think when asari orgasm its called a 'biotic explosion?” and I just
nymre: ..finally found the energy to finish this. Even though the background was deleted and I had to fill the flats in TWICE. But yea. I missed the Imagine Dragons concert and so I made Korrasami go while drinking an ice slush thing. and now i’m craving
so monomoms at the supermarket with baby graceweiss is moving the cart with grace in the little seat. grace grabs some candy and shows weiss. weiss sighs and is like “no honey, those aren’t good for you” and puts it back. blake comes up to the
so, i’ve never seen evangelion and its coming to netflix. should i…watch it
I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout and it was rubbish and there’s no food in 😭😭
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
naked-yogi:Please tell me how to properly care for (indoor) potted GREEN elephant ears. I had a huge plant and it ended up turning brown on the edges and it was so far gone I gave up on it. Partially or maybe entirely due to my cat ripping it up with
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