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evenpottiesneedtoeat: helloheatherxx: orderofthestarkid: younopoo: ohmoveover: frostinq: fattiesinlove: vibranium: This is still my favourite picture of these three together. I mostly just love that the three of them are all FUCK SALAD AND RICE
dinnerwasdelicious: Roasted Beet Salad with Goat CheeseWe love beets and it’s not because they’re the only non-potato vegetable in our January CSA. We love them because they’re earthy and sweet and super fucking tasty. They are the most glamorous
vondell-txt: 1. this is a real and important issue 2. this tweet could also have been tweeted from a universe where salad bars are mostly filled with bees
dignified-and-old: baruchobramowitz: Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs “Can you pass the salad, Mom?”
bureaubaggins: dignified-and-old: baruchobramowitz: Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs “Can you pass the salad,
mrgooddick2: urlipsmynips: “MOST” not all of these are exclusively str8 pornstars and they love to throw them legs up and get salad tossed. Damn
Drinking about half a shot glass worth of balsamic vinaigrette, because it tastes good and I don’t have energy to make more salad for myself. It’s one part excellent life decision most parts oh God why.
engineeringofjose: dorky-suave-and-sophisticated: my teenage years were haunted by a man with salad fingers. this is the most fucked up thing ever!!
vondell-txt: 1. this is a real and important issue2. this tweet could also have been tweeted from a universe where salad bars are mostly filled with bees
toujours-changer: the most delicious lunch I’ve had in forever: a huge spinach salad topped with carrots, celery, cucumbers, red peppers, chopped apple, grilled chicken, raisins and walnuts with a balsamic and olive oil dressing
thelustiestargonianmaid:thelustiestargonianmaid:The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive
bogleech: thenannystate: letshearitforthisclown: tag ya damn self R these real?? every one of these are beautiful but I am most intrigued by Sweden’s “mashed potato and shrimp salad” hot dog, please get me that
phandom-salad: the-villain-in-training: andersatan: of-mice-and-m0shing: this is the most accurate post on the internet. did he google johnlock HE IS GOOGLING JOHNLOCK THE NOTES DOES ANYONE REALIZE THIS IS DAN HOWELL
dils-new-shower:phandom-salad:the-villain-in-training:andersatan:of-mice-and-m0shing:this is the most accurate post on the internet.did he google johnlock HE IS GOOGLING JOHNLOCK THE NOTES DOES ANYONE REALIZE THIS IS DAN HOWELL Literally everyone
phlogistonsglow: just-shower-thoughts: Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too incompetent to feed yourself. i really hope
sturmpony: 2pookycaptor: I used to think that dumb phrases would make really neat band names like “oh, Women Laughing Alone With Salad would be a cool band name.” Now I just think stuff like that would make good tumblr urls and most of the time
So I’m having the most incredible day. This morning I cuddled wit two puppies and a fluffy kitten, then enjoyed a big-ass salad (pictured) and about five of my favourite golden peaches. This was followed by an incredible yoga class and some fun
we-are-all-one-tribe: eat-to-thrive: Big mixed veg & fruit #rainbowsalad… and, like most of my salads the past couple months, no dressing necessary b/c the mangos are so good! 1 lb of leafy greens (kale, lettuce, & beet tops), 1 lb cherry
Okay, so I know most health conscious people are terrified of caesar salad. No need! This amazing Kale Caesar Salad is only 274 calories! I added the chicken myself, so minus that and 2 serves (shown here) are only 180 calories! Get real people, you can
