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I had a lot of email and inquiries about the fan of my blog who did my pedicure. He emailed me last May and said that he was local and that he really liked my feet. He wondered if I would take some pictures at certain local locations for him. That
theashestalkdirty said:A friend was watching me draw this and said that she looked like someone who would play tennis, so I obligedhttp://transeroticart.tumblr.com said:Wow ! This superb set of variant selections is the work of an artist who goes
transeroticart: theashestalkdirty said:A friend was watching me draw this and said that she looked like someone who would play tennis, so I obliged http://transeroticart.tumblr.com said: Wow ! This superb set of variant selections is the work
secretfemboy: This was a rare moment… Mr. White said that his wife found out that he had been filling my holes whenever she was at spa days. She didn’t mind at all and said that it took the pressure off of her because she hates sucking, swallowing
- “And you masturbated thinking about me with Mike?”- “C’mon Ash, really.”- “I’d just really like to know,” she said. “You can tell me.”- “Okay, yeah,” I said. “That night I did… I think.”Honey, have you bought this Cuck
cuckolding-and-female-allure: - “And you masturbated thinking about me with Mike?”- “C’mon Ash, really.”- “I’d just really like to know,” she said. “You can tell me.”- “Okay, yeah,” I said. “That night I did… I think.”Honey,
cuckolding-and-female-allure: - “And you masturbated thinking about me with Mike?”- “C’mon Ash, really.”- “I’d just really like to know,” she said. “You can tell me.”- “Okay, yeah,” I said. “That night I did… I think.” Honey,
Your boss told you in a low voice, “I’ve noticed that your wife isn’t wearing panties,” and then, without waiting for your reply, he told your wife. “I just have told your husband that you aren’t wearing any underwear and he said that maybe
When your wife said that she had liked very much that you had kissed her when her boss was fucking her in front of you, you just said, “Honey, you looked radiant, and so beautiful…”
And the Generation of Miracles are collectively known as “Kuroko’s 5 Evil Ex-Boyfriends” Sissy said I should post this because I have zero respect for memorizing people’s names and clearly the only names I always get right are
A Tumblr friend messaged me tonight and said he needed friends to come over and sit by the fire and have a few drinks the take turns pleasing each others wives…but said the only problem is we don’t have a fireplace or friends like that. So
We married four years ago. On our wedding night she put me in a chastity cage and said that from now on things are going to change. Especially the amount of my orgasms. Since that day we determine the interval of my scheduled releases on the first sunny
And they lived deliciously ever after!This concludes Texts Between Gems’ One Year Anniversary “Choose Your Own Adventure” arc! Click here to read it from the beginning.I’d like to thank the wonderful @jen-iii from the bottom of my heart for creating
i dreamt abt really sad hakunon/rin and if that isnt the most rudest shit,,
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
I love how little kids don’t distinguish between hetrosexual and homosexual. I showed my my 5 year old nephew BooBoo a picture of a girl and said that one day I was going to marry her just to see how he’d react and he reacted by telling
sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without
Fanworks make me sooooo incredibly happy. I am so thankful and blessed that I’m finally coming around as a writer. I’ve said this before on tumblr, but every week it feels more real. No pretend…I FEEL LIKE A REAL WRITER NOW. The writer
iphotographlove: It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA! That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck are these people?
I may or may not be somewhat disturbed by the series of thoughts that I just had, out of left field, that were brought on by a joke I was making, and the following level of intense arousal and desire that said thoughts brought about.
dayliloveshot: hwlover: Your wife……her boss and co-worker…..when she finally agreed to a threesome, you got so hot and excited that you agreed that it would happen on “her terms, her rules, she decides with whom…and said that if she it would
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
My cooperating teacher said that I have an impressive resume and credentials. Flops on the floor and cries.
nentindo: yepperoni: heyitszombii: yepperoni: love live keeps getting caught taking scenes from glee and it’s making me laugh so much >super generic panelling >super generic ‘CHARACTER LOOKS AT CAMERA’ shots yep. stealing scenes. confirmed.
I remember In the original games (Red,Blue,Yellow) when Green/your rival said that he was going to stop by his his sisters to get a town map and said that he was going to tell her not to give me one I got upset about it, and couldn’t believe it
ahpart: today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
and w/ that…no Laker…will never ever ever…wear number 8/24 ever again. i said it on his last game and damnit im gonna say it again. best. Laker. ever. yeah i said it. much love and respect to the Mamba.
findingmeafter40: ms-woodsworld: ms-woodsworld: The natives are restless and have been asking when I was going to host another FUCK-FEST, and I said October. Then notnumbersix contacted me and said that she and thesubkitten had been talking…So this
the-troynicole-experience: I want to be photographed .. And I don’t mean photos just for social media or photos just for tumblr but I mean photos that only you and I know about .. Ones that should be kept in a vault I want you to write about me and
onlyblackgirl: Non black pocs just out here to remind us that it ain’t only white people who hate us and are anti black. They hate us too. All that POC solidarity is bullshit. Anytime something for black folks comes round, non black pocs the first
be-blackstar: Amber Rose said she’s coming out with a self-help book called, “How to Be a Bad Bitch” and Charlamagne said, “How you gonna teach Gabourey Sidibe to be a bad bitch?” and DJ Envy said, “that’s impossible.” I’m glad Amber
Someone on Facebook said that the only way R. Kelly is going to be stopped, is if he dies or if he victimizes a white girl.
itaweasel-hime: ackergay: lmao so Isayama said that Levi has a tendency to wear clothes that is lying around right. Imagine Levi wearing Mikasa’s skirt and just chillin. “Sir you’re wearing a skirt.” “Yeah, so?” “It’s
fandomsandfeminism: burnieplease: So Shia LaBeouf came out and said that he was raped during his #IAMSORRY performance, and this is one of the first things that people said on it. Not to mention that the article that featured these tidbits started out
snapchatting: in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and
tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to mu juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
anti-disney-inc: when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the
chachacharlieco: overheard someone talking about minnivan as i was doing my morning walk and said that it was weird and all that and I’m going lmao yeah thats the idea but i aint gonna say that im just a stranger going for a walk and they could be
tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to my juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
vampoe: tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to mu juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was
secretfemboy: This was a rare moment… Mr. White said that his wife found out that he had been filling my holes whenever she was at spa days.She didn’t mind at all and said that it took the pressure off of her because she hates sucking, swallowing
lesbilicious: My neighbour’s daughter from across the road said that she had lost her key, her boyfriend had stood her up and her parents were away. I let her in of course…. and said that she could stay the night, if she wanted. I went to retrieve
“You must really enjoy rocking, Madison! You’re really working that chair,” said Mr. Crude.Madison giggled and said, “That butt plug you gave me that’s hollow and has a ball bearing inside it is what I’m rocking out. I can just barely feel
When Mr. Crude entered her bedroom, Lexi smiled as she pulled the hem of her dress up slightly and said, “Guess what I’m wearing under my dress!”“Hmmm… your birthday suit?” he responded.Lexi laughed and said, “That’s right! And
elijahfanblog: My best friend said that I was irritating and said that I try too hard to be different and I got really mad because for a second it made me feel as if she was right and that maybe I should consider changing myself and I don’t like feeling
a-sweetheart-being-40: My co-worker sent this to me. I laughed and said, “that’s so you.” He said, “that’s stupid, why would anyone go back?” 😂😂😂
turning70fem:momnsonsex: Mom / Son anon confmother-sonMy son is 24. Two months ago he called me and said that he had gotton hurt playing flag football. He said that he tore his groin and that he was on crutches and needed bed rest for a few days. He
awkwardvagina: in middle school we had to do this ‘what i want to be when i grow up’ presentation and one girl in my class stood up and said that she wanted to be like her mum and my teacher literally sat there and said ‘no you dont’ and nobody
my boyfriend doesn’t know words and just texted me ‘I loathe your body’ hahahah you jerk
tendencytoslip said: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GO SEE A MOVIE. I saw it last night at 11pm. this is true and how I normally feel, but the past week has finally caught up to me and I’m so tired and mad at myself for being tired because now I can’t
gamzeemakara: acataphasia: one time in grade two i had a substitute teacher and she said we had to cut out shapes on paper and i decided to do a star on pink paper and she yelled at me and said that a star wasnt a real shape and asked why i didnt know
I am not happy that everyone is now saying that Colton Haynes is gay.Has he said that he is? No. He simply said there was nothing to hide about having a sexual history with a man. People are inferring the shit out of it and making all these assumptions
youremylittlesecret: My sister called me and said that her husband had just left for the week and I better get over there. She was mine for the week. She said any hole, and time. Just get there now!
I see a lot of people going on about how Ruby wouldn’t have known how to use Penny’s sword and I’m kinda confused?? Because she said that Qrow taught her everything she knows and that His weapon influenced Crescent Rose and his weapon is a giant
someone said I should check up on Olivia cuz I said that Lillie was my favorite and are u fucking kidding me, HOW IS THIS GAME CATERING SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY FAV CHARACTERISTICS???
thirst122: I know that some people in the fandom were concerned with the wording in the twins bio concerning Bolin and Eska’s relationship. Second Photo: (if you watch the clip you can see her hair bands and if you look closely you can see the makeup
