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canadianhockeydad: circdad:Coach, my foreskin’s all itchy and sore again. Maybe you were right. I think I need a circumcision. I always said circumcision should be mandatory for hockey players Never too late. The couch planted the seed!!
From my March Commission Stream Sale~!Commission for MasterShak3 of Poison Ivy having one on one time with a plant creature she createdClovers and moss, though would moss be comfy to lay against?————————&mda
meadowkitten: hello would u mind holding this it’s my hand but don’t worry I’ll hold yours too and maybe even give you some small potted plants
wildestbabe:My mom and plants: a never ending love story.
yoncevevo: me when i plant the seed of drama and reap the harvest from the comfort of my own lane Ironically i bet there have been a lot of people getting mad at this post lol
korrigu: aprillikesthings: kearunning: coolthingoftheday: Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple. A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous. Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree,
awwww-cute: Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this
royalbelial: When I die… … plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.
plasticonobandana: You Are a Plant in my Apartment Who is Underperforming and I am Yelling at You (ASMR)
“The next poem will be pulled from the moonlight. It will be a falling star. It will be a burning branch. The next poem will climb down from the mango tree while I’m dreaming and sneak away before I wake. The next poem I will plant beneath my own
tlcrmtphotography: Once plucked, you cannot keep the flower from wilting. The sun dries the petals on the bud. Until all that is left is a rain of dust and shrivelled husks. Plant my roots deep. Let me flourish. ~ tlcrmtphotography
mandbcouple: That and using thick toys. Oh it’s working, the idea is firmly planted in my wife’s head 😊
sleazeburger: This flower is called the Clitoria and is my new favorite plant
sweetashley187: I was clearly verrrrry wet while I was out running errands today. My pussy was so juicy and ready to be played with. I had to change plants before I went out because I was so wet. I guess it’s one of those extra horny days.
mail-order-superhero: MADE FOR MY BUDDY AGGRIT, WHO JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY AND DESERVES NICE THINGS! They planted the seed needed for me to draw McCree with some tum, ‘OL DAD BOD MCCREE.
meanttobreed: Plant your seed in me. Let yourself feel so good, and I’ll make you a daddy. Cum in me daddy. Fertilize my tight pussy daddy.
tiny-plant-daddy:My body confidence has jumped in leaps and bounds this year ☀️
deadboltreturns: This was an anonymous request. Did this before I sent my computer in for repair. As an added bonus, I did a version with Zoey becoming one with the plant monster, just to see what I could do with glowing eyes and the color command. Also
manlyandhairy: pau-la-rbear: Time to get cleaned up 🚿🛀🏻💦 May I face-plant into that? Please @pau-la-rbear - you are now my favorite Tumblr and Instagrammer!!
oodlyenough:buzzfeedgeeky:buzzfeedgeeky:Jessica Jones (Nov 20th, 2015)he’s still got it
groveofglades: Vegeta: What’s she doing? Bulma: Planting flowers. She’s imitating my mother. Bra: Daddy, mommy, look! A worm! Bulma: Guh! Vegeta, do something about this. … Daddy’s scared of worms, so be so good and put it back. Bra: Hmmm.
nopenothanks: Kokedama is a Japanese art form that satisfies my deep lust for plants, crafts, round things and hanging things. Instructions here.
askscruffasus: asktoolaroola: What’s so funny ‘bout peace love and understanding, Miss Trouble? ((Argh, I see I was beaten to this extremely obvious gag, oh well. Thanks for being awesome, askscruffasus!)) You guys keep shoving plants up my barrel
uremysweetapocalypse: and from my rotten body dead plants shall grow(please only reblog with caption intact)
heaveninawildflower: Illuminated page with a botanical illustration. Taken from ‘Grandes Heures d'Anne de Bretagne’ (1505-1510) by Jean Bourdichon (1457?-1521). A different plant every day with lovely insects and creatures. One of my favourite Books
laughing-treees: bohemianhomes: House Boats, Floating Homes, via Moon to Moon FLOATING HOMES THAT LOOK LIKE IM IN A FORESTI can have my cake and eat it too, hello plants meet dolphins! these are awesome
allsadnshit: rivegauchegoth: trapqueenkoopa: gardeninglovers: zero light plants THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST. ideas for my apartment Yooooo
almost-starship-ranger: In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the
yourplayersaidwhat: I made a custom race and was explaining the lore of it to one of my players as “A female exclusive flower based fairy” Player 1: “I’m a plant based lesbian!” Player 2: “Or a lesbean” Player 1: “I AM 100% OK WITH THIS”
lavahag: asmallcabinandabiggarden: earthshaker1217: candiikismet: dopenmind: candiikismet: godswerepoetsonce: candiikismet: godswerepoetsonce: candiikismet: So my Grandma apparently is running a plant hospital and rehabilitation center.
misstylersmith: gingerhaole-omens: pidgydraws:seeing as the world’s not ending~ there’s plenty of time to make crepes 💛(inspired by @cat-satan’s cute edit) I laughed and clapped my hands like a kid. Look how COMFORTABLE this is! The plant
steponmepinkjun:My moms house has high ceilings and those sort of shelf-spaces all around the perimeter of the room, where most people would put vases or decorative plants.Instead, they put Dimitri’s cat bed up there, because he, like most cats,
tinyconfusion:Rose: Can you do me a favor?10: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.Rose: Cool. Can you do the dishes?10: No.
swishyhair: Thanks to all of you who liked the picture of my grandmother’s backyard. Here’s her front porch, she keeps it in amazing shape with dozens of flowers and plants. She seemed touched when I told her how much I loved her home, which made
zestydoesthings: I love these two evolution families! Creepy gobble-monster plants and evil overlord jellyfish! I had a Tentacruel in Pokemon X called Charybdis- she was awesome. Follow my daily Pokemon challenge on Twitter! Also, I now have Instagram
fuckyeahkasumisty: MY PART OF ADVENTURE TIME PLANT LIFE MEP IT’S HERE It was supposed to look a LOT MORE like a slideshow in the beginning (I thought I will be finished in two days, pffffft) but I got all ambitious and tediously poked at it for two
erysium: some plants from around my apartment! :o I forgot how much doing studies makes you start noticing all the colors and light on everyday objects - everything looks amazing!!
torpedoesarts: My character. This is from a part of the story where he goes into the garden and gets dazzled by all the weird alien plants. I posted this on instagram, but it forced me to crop out most of the details! Here’s the un-cropped version.
sometimes I want to look at plants and there’s just dicks on my feed. #ihavecreatedamonster
metachoke: notfarts: DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY PLANT TIDDY @metachoke THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN GONE AND DID IT!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD
ilikethis2much: inthetrailerhood: Where does the plant stop and his cock start? Very nice! Oh my
execbimbotrainer: Wiggle that heart shaped ass down to the hotel pool, and plant it on my lap slut….
kintatsujo: korrigu: aprillikesthings: kearunning: coolthingoftheday: Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple. A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous. Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of
cdentity: jw-over-here: cdentity: I want you to flip me face-down on the bed and plant your cock deep, deep inside me. …if you’ll do the same to me. Well, OK, even if you won’t, but it would be fun. Sure, It’s nice to bury my cock too!
I’m pissed at this cat for killing my christmas present (it was a live plant) by turning it into a ‘jack jumped over the candlestick’ game and he’s just…
dontworry-ihate-metoo: evergreenpadlock: In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that
papillon52: hairystylz: belly-rubs: belly-rubs: plant dad real-ness. IG @ROYandtheechoes gonna blow this shit up with all my “explicit” pics W♂♂F “The Hairier The Merrier” https://www.tumblr.com/blog/hairystylz Hott and Hairy MAN
tiny-plant-daddy:And here’s my family 🪴🪴IG: jackishere
thewildcookiee: “Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too. … Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.” {#HappyMothersDay not only to my wonderfully sassy, encouraging,
forgottenboneyard: ‘Audrii tricephalous” For everyone that was upset that my last carnivorous plant was too large to sell online. This is available now at www.forgottenboneyard.com As always it is made with real bones, teeth, and turtle shells.
luckyxclover:6 & 7 Spider and Plant (my mail box is full of subscrib notifications, thank you <3 )
paleangeltears: My favourite place to be is the grandma’s workplace. I love how she arranges color tubes, brushes and plants with the beautiful 6 pm sunlight to create this beautiful scenery.
