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“Who knew hiring my mom as our maid would turn out to be the best thing to happenâ€
ludwiglovesthebottom: so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
Honey, you looked so happy, almost exultant, today, talking with your mom and your dad about my pregnancy, that I think it would be great to invite your parents and my boss over. I want him to see that not only I, but that also you, your dad and your
My mom would often let me jerk of over her. She said that porn was wrong and that you had to have a woman’s consent to masturbate over them. So this was the morale thing to do. To be honest I think she liked it.
My mom can’t seem to get enough of me! Ever since the divorce she has been more and more sexual, and I wasn’t about to miss out.
My mom got snapchat, and I got a boner. Life is good.
My mom got a new camera today and I decided to test it out
Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other. You find it adorable how they blush and giggle in each other’s presence. your happy. If anyone should be with your mom it should be the guy you trust most. On Halloween you and you&rsqu
He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications by 6 pm. If you didn’t do it properly he told you he would kick your ass again. And worst of all, he wouldn’t fuck her for you. He knew you wanted to see this. Step 1 was putting
The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image of the pussy you fell out of. That was used to humiliate you for the rest of your life. You wonder if he’d enjoy doing this to you as much as he does if he knew that you enjoyed it even
Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem is that her friend’s son is always such an asshole to you. He constantly brags to his friends about your mom and her “big tits” working out in his house. His friends
Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re looking at your mom in her pretty eyes while these men are rummaging through her stuff. They’re pulling out all her drawers. Taking her jewelry, and looking for any money we
That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from your sandwiches, and sleep on your chest at night. Even though you know he knows you’re allergic. You’re too afraid to tell your mom that you’re being terrorized by the
I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically get paired up with dumb jocks on all of my projects to help them keep their grades up. I had to help the very same tall and strong athletes who beat me up regularly for being a pathet
You were always told by your mom that things would be different when you passed high school. You were told that the bullies, jocks, and cool kids would all grow up to be losers, and the outcasts, such as yourself, would be the ones to grow up to see perso
You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow managed to hide her pretty face, her adorable mannerisms, and her infectious charisma, even though they were all on display in plain sight. You even managed to hide her big fucking juicy ass.
And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into your mom’s diet coke had finally kicked in. You were worried for a second there that they wouldn’t work. But not only could she not say a simple sentence, she couldn’t walk either. You
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Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic Originally published February. 15, 2014Ghhooossstt!! For a few weeks now stuff in your house has been disappearing and reappearing in new and strange places. You’re half convinced that there’s a ghost in your
Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23, 2015The Moon and the StarsThe story I’m reposting today is one that I hold extremely close to me. It’s one of my top 5 most proud stories and one that was influential on my later material.
P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most remote part of planet earth. He had been there for the past 6 months, doing what he loved, but doing it away from the people he loved. He was researching penguins, the famously monogamous specie
The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there was something wrong with her pumpkin spiced latte. She shot up and ran to the kitchen window. Her friend, who hadn’t been able to drink as much of her’s due to her diligence at carving
Hey guys! My friend is on a mission to help some of the homeless in our area.As with in many places….Rent hikes going crazy and “affordable housing” as a term is almost a joke now, the homeless population in my state has exploded the last few
Last up for this Steven Bomb is a board by Paul and I- ‘I am my mom’ I hope you can check it out!
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE FANCAMS FROM THE CONCERT ON THERE
kawaiigod: if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
hilaryflorido: Last up for this Steven Bomb is a board by Paul and I- ‘I am my mom’ I hope you can check it out!
We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was a few days ago but the place is only open on Sundays) ‘cause she loves cows. So here’s some pictures of some of the cuties we met
ghostdigits: Catching up on some board posts, starting with “Stuck Together”, “Are You My Dad?”, and “I Am My Mom”.Credit: Topaz head by Raven, Funland BGs by Paul.
withallduedisrespect: courtsensei: aintnosuchthingastoothick: courtsensei: my mom is so perfect and I never smile this big 🙈 Umm ya’ll both are perfect oh stop it! thank you! I can’t even take it soo precious awwwwwwMama just as cute as
The Adventures of Nendoroid Mikasa - Chapter 1Part of the RivaMika Nendoroid Theater I’m visiting my parents this weekend, and my mom collects dollhouses/miniatures - so naturally, this happened. Believe it or not, I’m only using a small
crap, my mom caught me crying, I hate to lie to her but….
I need this for my mom
WTF? My mom left the house and said she’ll be back in an hour (note: she’s is bad with her timing, if she says 5 minutes it will be half an hour) anyways she came back with a man,woman and two little kids and I was furious. I don’t
My grandpa found a whole stack of old letters that he wrote to my grandma when he was courting her. He had no idea that she had them. She kept these letters hidden away for something like 60 years. He wouldn’t let my mom and I read most of them
knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one
MOM IS INTERVIEWING FOR THE JOB. IT REQUIRES THE RPS TREATMENT AND MY MOM IS ALWAYS READY TO GET RAPED, POUNDED AND SODOMIZED BY MY THICK HUGE HARD MEATY COCK WITH LOADS OF CUM AND MOM ALWAYS LOVES IT. MOM IS A THICK HOT DIRTY MEATY SLUT WITH HOT SLUTTY
My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie is
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
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infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
my mom saw my “make dildos not war” sticker on my computer. she said it wasn’t funny, and that it was crude and that i’m perverted. hi mom. :)
I just had a great talk with my mom about trusting your intuition, walking away from toxic people/friendships, and feminism❣️
sailorbrazil: wish i could crush this and snort it
hailtostjames: darknessinmystars: strange-phanomena: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE for whenever I fuck up My college career
*when you follow and talk to ppl for months and don't know their damn name*
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and
today was my brothers last day and he just went to bed and tomorrow he moves to university and im soo sad
remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy bought me fake ground beef (tofu type stuff) and made a pot of chili with meat and a pot of chili with fake meat and then I went to play soccer with my friend and when I came home my pot of
but in happier news, this morning my mom made me pancakes and one of the pancakes had this weird shape and she claimed she was trying to make it a skull to look like caliborn for me ;u;
So my mom was trying to motivate me to do something so she was giving me a little speech and she literally said the line “You need to grab Tavros by the horns.” omfg
smoothlikestrider replied to your post: … wait how tall are you again 5'4" ! my mom and dad both have big feet so naturally i had to inherit them too LOL
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
I took a nap and my mom sent me this picture of what Casey did 😩❤️😩❤️😭
toffany:forever grateful that my mom tried to keep up with my interests– even when things got a little lost in translation
So, I had some issues with the psychiatrist and my mom decided to make an appointment for me with another doctor, she didn’t tell me his name though, but okay. So today I went to meet this new psychiatrist and then I had a consultation with
