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I know it’s weird, but my little brother asks to just stare at my boobs and jerk off while I type up my essays. He’s just getting it out of his system, right? It’s not going to go any further…
“Keep stroking, stupid, I never promised you nipple. The deal was that you’d write my essays for me and then you could jack off to my naked tits. It’s not my fault that you’re the pervert who wants to jerk it to his older sister.&r
okay. so i have finals next week, and its my first time having finals ever and my parents are like, FREAKING OUT and im hella stressed and i have to do soo much studying and essays and homework. AHHHHHHH. and tumblr & facebook are so distracting. and
eridangarang: in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
why is it so difficult to do my own fucking homework donxlanxls
pastel-crow: pastel-crow: its 6am and my essay is due soon wth am i doin @mintyfreshkid @duxwontobey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)b
frostymiku: gukju: i had a long and vivid dream where i accidentally invited the ghost of alexander hamilton into my house and he just sort of followed me around and scoffed at my essay writing and eventually i tried to hire an exorcist but the exorcist
akumyo: I like how I get like 20 to 40 new followers every time I post a long essay then my new followers slowly realize that I’m a fuccking moron and that my essays only happen during those brief moments when lighting sparks at midnight and an elaborate
I think I lost half my essay in the Google Docs cloud. And my professors graded said incomplete essay.
What are you even doing Xena? Finished my Microbiology assignment, trying to get over the sinus cold I got and decided to finish my Conservation essay at work since its in the Jeep and I am not going outside unless I absolutely have to. Good things that
aintborntipycal:“And I miss Billie. Doing all that press with her last night just, you know, kind of hold each other’s hand through all the madness. I’ll miss having her around. I really will.” “David and I didn’t just get on because we
sassy-little-brat: Someone remind me to stop being a tease and to do my college admissions essays. My wishlist if you feel like spoiling me
daniellewinchester: ensign-spoonparty: i accidentally sent my teacher my drafted copy of my essay with all the speech cues included and it looked like this r.i.p
eridangarang:in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
bitemypenis: i’m sorry sir i didn’t have time to do my essay i discovered a new band
awkwardlycraft:chicken–chips: megamilotic: lavidapoliglota: “don’t you get your languages mixed up?” yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly
luigl: luigl: started writing my essay i didn’t spend an hour drawing this for 17 notes
clearbakka: Dude, I should really be doing my essay but SlyBlue and Aoba in High school AU irks me so fucking much AND MY MOM IS waTCHING ME WHILE I DRAW OK IM CRYING Bonus:
davidtennantseyebrow: katbot: Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words Me: the sequel: “IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY”
hwun: hwun: … i want to change my topic for my essay i need controversial topics to talk about and something i can use to make a 5-6 page essay 8|. i can’t talk about racism, abortion, drugs, etci need something with a logos based info not pathos
persianprincess90:Taking a quick break from writing my essay on the effectiveness of separate therapeutic practises on distinct mental disorders to upload this nude. Also the bf said he’ll dick me down good and hard if I finish this essay today and
I don’t let any teacher come at me sideways when I did my shit and had my essay printed in hand when the entire class sat there and yapped all the damn time. So don’t say I’m not being successful when you’re barely teaching the class,
dopenmind: My first essay was about being Black. I was a 3rd grader, and my teacher enjoyed my work so much that she signed me up to perform it live at my school’s Black History Month program. I was an extremely shy child, but I worked up the nerve
i have a bad feeling that i’m going to write my essay about a bowl of oatmeal… and use it to explain that years of searching can result in answers thought of whilst enjoying the simple pleasure or something of that genre…
So far, so good. Actually worked out and put away my laundry. Ill revise my essay tonight. Rn, I’m watching a documentary on Lee and Grant. I also correctly guessed that the narrator was Johnathan Frake. :)
on tattoos, piercings and hair cuts. this became a really weird tangent on body modification in general ranging and i think i'm changing my topic for the week from the Irish Republican Army to a more personal topic of bodily choice.
So its not even 3:20 as I begin to write this. I need to study accounting and find my questions for my appointment at the tutoring lab tomorrow at 9:00am. I need to revise my utopia femenist essay by 2:00pm for my appoitment with my professor. I still
so my method of attack to begin writing my essays is to write whatever the hell i want to develop my ideas, and then revise it to make it more academic and not just teen angst. so my intro is really passive aggressive. i will not leave it that way, but
So i am writing my essay on the marriage lessons Odysseus and Penelope teach readers, and i wondered how to do my introduction.i once saw a wonderful introduction to a piece of literature on tumblr in which the writer compared the plot twists in a work
onwednesdaysweweartrenchcoats: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and
Welp I got the intro for my essay done… the essay is due in 9 hours and I need to sleep for all of them so woohoo
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
frenchiejane: i don’t understand this essay and i have written 44 words all day and 20 of them are the title and my name. i hate these stupid poems and i hate analysing them and writing about them. i want to go out in the snow but kit is stuck at his
slapmytitties: slapmytitties: can i end my essay with “u feel me?” so i actually ended one of my in-class essays with “u feel me?” and my teacher just crossed it out and put “Um… no.” i guess she doesnt really feel me
I have literally one more word to finish my essay and I can’t fucking think of it!!!!! it’s on the tip of my tongue and I’m completely blanking.
mxcleod: cultural-maoism: penicillium-pusher: Hillary Clinton keeps trying so hard to appeal to college-aged voters by getting on “our level,” but her idea of that is just using social media and trying to get in on inside jokes and trends. Bernie
Me; * Is able to write and entire essay about rupphire within minutes*Also me: *Stares blankly at word doc of my final essay*
Do a power move in your English class by coming out in your peer review paper for your life event essay
i took a nap recently but now opening up my essay on my laptop and looking at it is making me exhausted
auhhhh my big old dog just peed all over my carpetttt noo baby whyyyyyyyi had to clean it with vinegar and now THE SMELL IS REALLY STRONG IN HERE. HOW DO I SLEEP WITH THIS SMELL