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bumsrmytning:Oh fuck I can feel your cum shooting up inside me… I’ve never let a guy come inside me before.. Shit you do realise my cunt is fertile and I’m not on the pill.. But.. Oh wow it feels so good … You’re gonna make me cum too baby…
reddlr-gonewild: Can you get in my head, break my mind, make me submit… [f] You damn right- I can get in your bed and break shit!!!! And as I do u will cum over and over!
Welcoming the New Year with some Patreon changes! More stuff yea!!$ 1 Request pool, uncropped sketches/WIPs, ability to vote for projects/merch, Hi-res & Source files for Flat&Full colour stuff$ 5 Lewd/Risque Pinup, character voted for by
So, I’ve been trying to figure out the “anatomy of my Sans™” but also ugh, if I am to be 100% honest I dislike what my usual Pap looks like (so derpy and I cannot rly put much emotions into him and as u prolly know I LOVE making my expressions
yummytomatoes: UGUNYAAA ME AND HAPPYDS-DESU DECIDED TO DO A KAWAII-COLLAB ^O^ NNYYAA AND WHO IS MORE SUGOIFUL THAN DA STRIDUU-TWINS DESSUUUNYYAAAAnyway yes. we decided let’s make things kawaii as fuck.and so this happened. I did kawaii-desuneko dave
la-vie-en-r0se-x: la-vie-en-r0se-x: Dicks are funny to me and if someone doesn’t let me do cute shit with their dick I’m deeply saddened. I once spent 20 minutes knelt beside a dick making it bounce like a diving board whilst shouting ‘boinnnnnng’
che-bear: Okay so we make plans for 8-9pm and you don’t text me until 1130p? I’m not about that flaky shit. Then this POT keeps texting me??? Do they ever stop -.- this is the same guy who stopped msging me when i told him i don’t shave.
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
garbage-twink: garbage-twink: reminder that you can like pay me to do shit. im down with doing skype stuff, videos and pics. or whatever else you can think of. i wanna make some cash. *cough* Half advertisement for hotness, half “Dito”.
fwips: my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like ‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content
cas-is-deans-huggy-bear: penis-hunger-games: buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye” There we go.
onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand how all of this was built?
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
bborzoi: you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the
stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand how all of this was built? …and
nlca:The ex crept up out of the woodwork and managed to make me feel like shit… I swear they have a magic 6th sense that lets them know when you’re doing good so they can pop up and ruin it. So I’ve gone for a run, played some tennis to clear
thisisantiasianracism: onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand
cyberpigeon: things not to do with people who have selective mutism pressure them to speak praise them and make a huge deal when they do speak say shit like “i can’t help you if you don’t speak to me!” intentionally exclude them because they
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
I started writing this shit to make me feel better and what do I do? Fucking close i tout 24 pages in cause I’m getting too emotional fucking goddamn it I hate myself I wish I could just fucking die sometimes
bumsrmytning: Oh fuck I can feel your cum shooting up inside me… I’ve never let a guy come inside me before.. Shit you do realise my cunt is fertile and I’m not on the pill.. But.. Oh wow it feels so good … You’re gonna make me cum too baby…
my mom keeps trying to make me send her the JT album, and I won’t do it. I’m already runnin this shit in the ground, I don’t need her doing it too.
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
omg Im like a dog and I’m drooling like shit and I took advil so hopefully I’ll feel better. but seriously vicodin didn’t do sht and thanks guys for ur nice messages they make me comforted
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
fvcktidal: vajonathan: your ass make me wanna do better for myself like go to school and eat better and write poetry and shit god damn seb Staahhhhp
I really just want to be with someone who is serious about me. I want to do all that cute couple shit and make everyone sick. I want to be happy as fuck in love. Shit.
thank you both ;o; that makes me feel better dsghas, i wish we could all just cuddle and share cookies and not be afraid of all that dumb shit and for the second person, thank you for that too!! i really do hope things look up for you, don’t give
letmedothis replied to your post:yo, the actual fuck? this guy is gay and he is… someone tries this shit with me at least once a month wow, who the fuck has that little to do with their lives that they actually think about and plan and make a
cracked: First, understand that the opposite of panic is not blithe acceptance of the situation – it’s clear-minded, positive, day-to-day action. Panic makes you do stupid shit or, even worse, curl up into a ball and do nothing. Don’t tell me you
breedingstallion: athleticbrutality: dark alpha shit “so I go your sister pregnant? and what do you plan to do about it? make me marry her? Dude, lets see if you can think better with my cock up your ass”
bisousmagiques: #this is making me want to cry #like do you ever see this kind of shit and realize how much beauty is in the world #and how much of it you’re missing #and you just wish so much you could travel the world and live day by day experiencing
meandering-hedonist:I just want a cute girl who’ll let me drug her and invite friends over to do a bunch of nasty shit to her while we record it and then tie her down and make her watch the video the next morning - is that too much to ask?
witchy-kitty: OMG THE PICTURE IN THE CORNER HAS RUBY IN IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? RUBY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE PIZZA. head canon accepted.
goldenpoc: I have this thing where I wanna make myself proud and do great things but like I’m procrastinating and it just leads me back into my hole of disappointment.
cindysm69: haakaem: what a perfect offering… I was in more or less this position last weekend. He surprised me by fucking me in the ass and then make me suck him off. Tasted my own shit, obviously, but nothing I could do. Loved it.