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hedgehogsinthetardis: wolfywox: caw-caw-mothefucka: g0nedreaming: mrcrusoe: tardisintheimpala: flomation: underplay: hey you stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe okay that’s all carry on my wayward son there’ll
populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
niallnlouis: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick you are the future
myskinnylife: Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, women rights, rape culture, slut shaming, etc, more than school ever had. And there is something wrong with that.
validatemypride: dietchola: THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES ive reblogged this like 18 times idk why I just laugh harder and harder the more I watch it
christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller
fuckyeahtxtposts: i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be
cupcakesandbrimstone: i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
beautilation: “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes
saidthebeatles: John: The odd kid in the class. There are a lot of those kids who identify with us. They don’t need the history of rock & roll. They identify with us as a couple, a biracial couple, who stand for love, peace, feminism and the positive
if you’re a tall boy that likes good music and dresses well then there’s a 183% chance i am already in love with you
kneelbeforemistressphil: kaalashnikov: your-continuum: kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow Anxiety is an excuse i hope you
burstintocolour: tsundeanre: supervengers: What if like…there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they’re the other gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that
fulloffeels: #no i’m not crying #there’s just a fucking wardrobe in my eye Perfect tags are perfect. And accurate.
aiclan: there are dogs that have jobs and i still don’t have one
theoddmentemporium: In 1903, a prisoner named Will West arrived at Leavenworth. Therecord clerk took the photographs [above left] and, thinking he remembered West, asked whether he had been there before. West said no. The clerk took some measurements,
chibird: Why do we have to “grow up” and stop appreciating things that make us happy? There’s nothing wrong with liking “kids” things, no matter how old you are.
dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”the first chicken has been found “amiee we think
10knotes: mistresswhile: The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
hobbitdragon: ddollley: I just made the most inhuman noise WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
thegabbers: nowaywhorehey: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed god is real
plausocks: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy 97k
chibisokka: reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous
coolbloqqer: coolbloqqer: it smells like there are cookies baking in my house but i am home alone and its 10 at night
sonybaloney: inbetweenthelineart: zalein: heyfrankie: love it. It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE There will come
herriestiles: shelterfromcold: two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”. this literally took me forever to get
greatwhiteprivilege: guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
The lovely moment where you shatter your Iphone and there’s two touching penis’s on the back.
weekendchills: so—gone: ribbonsparkler: ohdarhling: flowauh: “There is nothing prettier than a beach at 5 AM with its silence waves and cold wind” nature is so gorgeous Wow X
officialbrony: just-a-skinny-boy: Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google don’t worry though, there’s light traffic
dylanships: justbatmancuddling: We should all enjoy these last moments, the Dylan O’brien fans should be prepared, because once the Maze Runner comes out, there will be no way back.Our baby Dylan will become more famous and every teenage girl will
neptunain: i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people
decj97: okaymad: women are not powerful? oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it This scares me because it’s true
noryx-enriquez: idreaminwords: That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise Or maybe theres a problem with their invisible-blending-in-the-sky thing :o
gangbangster: 2oe: hobbitdragon: WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’ I love seals (: this is an otter
snickidoodle: d0nn0: beyoncevevo: there needs to be a month between august and september october??? son i have news for you
stylesxhealy: stylesxhealy: THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D
gimpygabi: -chairmanmeow: why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. i want a ghost movie set in walmart. “cleanup in aisle 13” “but there is no aisle 13”
slender-knight: whythatsbullshit: foralltheweeks: lierdumoa: benwinstagram: tru So I watched this music video, and this is in fact completely untrue. There are many scenes in which black/brown girls are casted. One could conceivably argue that any
shak1ra: mortrite: Chinese take out: บ.50 Gas to get there: ū.25 Getting home and realising they forgot to give you one of your containers: riceless I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE SO MUCH
ownly-lownly:daisiesforprudence: rubyreed: A few of my favorite activities. i like how they put capitalism in fun letters i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.Kill your children? Alright. That’s
davegrohlio:benjamin-cumberdash:davegrohlio: Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear Having someone to take them off You win this time
prada-gucci: hometalia-that-is-all: haha-l-m-a-o: twofuckinpresents: whoa have you ever noticed that theres no present like as soon as we do something its done its over with and it automatically becomes the past me writing this has become the past
omgcalumwhy:tacosale:plantbucky:i hope i never become famous actually because i’ll be on the red carpet answering an important question and suddenly be like ‘fuck sorry can you repeat that chris evans is over there smiling about something’if you
whiskey-and-ink: imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: affablyevil:galadrie: i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle
gameandwatch:intergalactic-ashkenazi: dearnonacepeople: Hey everyone who’s been talking about Hillary being the less of 2 evils. There’s another alternative and his name is Bernie Sanders. Sanders is a self proclaimed socialist who is one of
fdrswheelchair: vvildfoxie: unshadowed: this seems so perfect imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you. I love this photo so much, being so free. this woman lying in a nasty
iridessence:thereflectioneternal:aelfcynn:May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.can’t pass up this kinda karma and in your size
perpetualyesterday: today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t
tronnorgivesmealotoffeels: Drag him to hell and keep him there.
recoverylifeandcats: spacesorbet: people keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever?? hell yeah i wanna go home, and i’m gonna take a nap when i get there yes i choose “go home”
shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16: Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself
mybellarke-blog: “I don’t want you forgetting how different our circumstances are. If you die, and I live, there’s no life for me at all back in District Twelve. You’re my whole life.” Peeta says. “I would never be happy again.
hirxeth: “One thing I’ve learnt is that you should never look back, the past is dead and buried, you get nothing from living there, it’s all about today. but I’ve been having these dreams, in them nothing is real, nothing is solid; everything
lotions: my heart is a beautiful place and anyone would be lucky to live there
kyousaya: when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like I LIVE THERE
brook: liviglove: francieum: Wipes tears with 4.0 GPA Um, you can’t wipe your tears with a 4.0 GPA or any kind of GPA because it’s not a physical thing. Also, there are more important things to be happy about such as family and living in a safe