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It Was The Day Of The Robot by Frank Belknap Long (Dobson Books, 1963) From a bookshop on Charing Cross Road, London. “You stand before the humming computers and you fight off terrors. You feel a more-than-human wisdom crushing you to the earth,
It was your wife who told your boss to come all over her pussy and belly, and it was she who asked him, “don’t you want to see my hubby lick every drop of your cum?”
It was all the sex he had had since she had cuckolded him several months before, and he was willing to say anything she wanted, from deserving to be a cuckold to promising his wife to ask her lover to fuck her with no condom.
IT WAS SO TEMPTING …You just had to remove the key from the hole …And see your wife with a REAL MAN,being thoroughly fucked for the first time.
zetastrike21: smittygir4mod: we won as 6 reapers 2 edgy 4 u I was in this and it was great cuz the entire enemy team just left afterwards
And here it is :T I don’t think you guys understand how much I didn’t want to post this. This vid doesn’t make me look good :P But its for a good cause, and don’t mind my voice getting all loud at the end, it was cold as hell
i watched x-files all day today and tried to remember how to draw fast and it was a pretty nice day
I had a SU dream last night and it was all about romantic happy fluff with a ship. The bad part though?IT WAS JASPEARLI HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED IN MY LIFE. MY OWN BODY. HOW DARE.
It wasn’t really a drop, it was more of a… uhhh… an unassisted lowering
It was the logical alternative
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
So i just got done watching the movie “My tutor friend 2” and OMFG IT WAS SOO CUTE AND ASKHDKASDHKA THE ENDING WAS ADORABLE AND SO INCREDIBLY DORKY BUT PARK GI WOONG IS JUST SO HOT AND CUTE IN THAT AVERAGE WAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
c0mixtape:littlemissmasked: Want to make your DM’s day? Drink the unidentified potion. WE DID THIS ONCE AND IT WAS A GENIE
i remember when i was a teenager and i spent time in a mental institution and it was wild as fuck.
I got moriar-tea’s snk fanbook and IT CAME WITH A V CUTE HANJI SKETCH, BECAUSE I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FIFTY PEOPLE TO ORDER IT. I tried to emulate their excitement and take a selfie with it, but it’s very hard to appear as excited about titans
Just posting this because today me and a few friends have a Steven Universe marathon and it was so much fun. I got to make pancakes for the first time in ages and they turned out really good so here is a pic of the together breakfast we made!
Noooooo there’s a terrible typo in one of the gifs and I can’t easily fix it, I’ll have to remake that entire gif and it was the longest one augh
A light went out in the kitchen with an incredibly loud popping sound while I was standing directly under it and it was kind of terrifying.
Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even
artemispanthar:Ooh, a 3+ hour megadoc on folk horror? Don’t mind if I do! I did get to watch this yesterday and it was very good! If you have any interest in movie docs and horror, I highly recommend checking it out.
hcandersen: fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
jungwildeandfree: sueslayer: This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to
chodetown: have you all read the fic CQ wrote for me because i have and it was very inspiring.
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
farinurlaubofficial: farinurlaubofficial: i thought i saw a post in dutch on my dashboard but it turns out it was the name of an invader zim character
I’ve realized that fever induced dreams are the best. Just had a dream about UT and UF being in the same world, where UT Grillby runs a gem shoot made of stars and UF Grillby is a master gambler AND THEY FUCKING GOT IT ON. OH PRIMUS IT WAS SO HOT
my header image glitched out and it showed this
Supposed to get a snowstorm tonight til Saturday and it would be just my luck to go into labor during a snowstorm lol.
Guys I went to Disney and it was the greatest experience of my lifee
nyannerz: video for my new rap cover >:) i did baby got back like 2 years ago so i figured i should do this one since lots of people requested it and it’s fun
kushandwizdom: poppunktunes: mxksim: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left
I had my first experience of a stranger coming up to me and asking “WHAT TEAM??” today and it was very exciting
I was so pleased with my follower number bc it was all the same numbers in a row then I gained a new follower a second later and it was ruined
soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club type of thing and there was a cute girl and we both agreed she was cute and we started talking to her and blah blah then we ended up in this room and she was being flirty and her and darfin
to the people who go ‘you are so sexy’ ‘I bet you are so hot in bed’ ‘I would love to see a sex tape of you and darfin you two would be so hot together’ … today he came on my face and it shot almost into my nose and eyes and I thought
There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall
This update was basically an episode of The L Word.
schmuserin replied to your post: sometimes i wonder how id look like wi… I wondered the same thing and then I cut it short and it was the best decision I could have made! It does poof up but it’s cute that way too ^_^ awww thats so cute ;u;
vampkittie:srry for bein on ur mind 24/7 it was on purpose
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
I was finally able to use my thick toy! The one in my blow job video. I was able to actually masturbate with it. It hurt a little at first if I pushed it too far in but then I was able to stretch and go slow and it was fine ☺️ it was great because
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP YOU WIN I DID THIS ONCE EXCEPT IT WAS ME TELLING HOW MUCH I LOVED ONE OF THE SENPAIS AND GOD BLESS HER KIND HEART SHE DIDNT POST IT BUT I CAN NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN BECAUSE I AM SO
I watched it and it was fucking glorious
theivorytowercrumbles: I was just reminded of the time @jen-iii drew Fox and Yatsu as strippers and it was amazing *you feel your sins crawling up your back
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
This is from a while back ago and I was sO UPSET I COULDNT POST THIS BUT HERE IT ISTHE SINGLE GREATEST RIPTIRE IVE EVER GOTTEN
going shopping during the first week of november means having one side of the street still with pumpkins and bats and being generally in denial over the end of october while the other side has christmas trees and carols playing and deco and it’s
so I watched the Until Dawn let’s play and it was so fckin creepy jfc (especially the first half imo)
went seeing Moana at last and it was really good!!I loved it so much hhh
funfact: i was actually going to have it switched around with miku saying “luka” in that last comic, but then changed my mind cause i felt the scene would match better with kaimei oh well
i thought i saw that fucking bee again so i sorta wall-scooted outta my room but then it was actually a fly it was a reaLLY big fly >:(
xxxtwilightaxelxxx: Saw @dashingicecream stream and it was an amazing experience XD they usually happen while I’m asleep but I caught this one and my god was it grand. Like the moment Dash put a moustache on Weiss XD there was also the…sinful moments
On a better note, I did lunges on a smith machine and I was DRIPPING sweat
I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout and it was rubbish and there’s no food in 😭😭
I’m so happy I found the best 90s playlist and it’s just made my day so much better
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
naked-yogi:Please tell me how to properly care for (indoor) potted GREEN elephant ears. I had a huge plant and it ended up turning brown on the edges and it was so far gone I gave up on it. Partially or maybe entirely due to my cat ripping it up with
