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It’s not only about the size, honey, it’s also about how long a man can last, and it’s even more about knowing how to dominate a woman, about how he made me lower my knickers for him in front of you and about how he aroused me to the
It’s soo lovely! I couldn’t have better friends than you. I’ll never forget that it was because of your advise that I cheated on my hubby, and let my boss fuck me and get me pregnant.
As a cuckold, this all the sex you’ll get and, believe me, you’ll beg for it and you’ll do lots of things to earn it. Like, wouldn’t you ask him to come inside your wife’s pussy if I let you come.
Really needed a new icon image, and it made me realise that I’ve never posted a picture of my sordid little being in the year and a half I’ve had this blog… so here I am, in all my splendour, looking strangely cutesy for once!
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
wifwolf: Vex had a new set go up on Godsgirls today and it is…OUT OF THIS WORLD ehh?Seriously though, it is incredible.Go look at it. If you don’t have a membership and you want one, it is ŭ here. <3 Imogen
And it’s bedtime! *stretch* and Zzzzzzz Okay, night night
Me, watching terrible B-grade horror movies in 100F heat with a fan blowing directly at me: unrestrained summer fun
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna
captainemmarica: nothing compares to that feeling when you discover a new book and it just consumes your life and you literally want to eat and breathe this book and when it’s over you think about it for days and days and the idea of reading a new
Feeling good enough to drink coffee and not have it turn my stomach. It’s gonna be a good day.
I put soap up my bum last night!!! It was a steep learning curve figuring out how to DIY suppositories from a Palmolive soap bar – soak the bar too long in water and it becomes too mushy and slippery to handle, soak it for too short a while and it’s
And all that we built and all that we breathedAnd all that we spilt or pulled up like weedsIs piled up in back and it burns irrevocably
So @viceuk came to film my cats and my face and my spare room and ask me porn questions. I knew if I told the egg pussy story it was going to make it as the headline.
ravens-play-exy-too:i saw the words “ur not the first person in your lineage to be queer” and it’s rocking me to my core. how many generations down the line did one of my ancestors feel the way i did, feel differently than i did and so damn queerly
nentindo: yepperoni: heyitszombii: yepperoni: love live keeps getting caught taking scenes from glee and it’s making me laugh so much >super generic panelling >super generic ‘CHARACTER LOOKS AT CAMERA’ shots yep. stealing scenes. confirmed.
kylorenshair: Kylos lightsaber is just so interesting to me. I just find it so intriguing that he purposely uses a cracked crystal that could seriously alter the abilities of his lightsaber. It looks really cool and it just intrigues me.
It's Gonna Be Fantastic
Would it be possible for everyone to stop tagging my selfies and art of Vikrolomen with deviant things? As I’ve said before: Vikrolomen is my sona and helps me cope with my dysphoria. The same goes for Vincere and his sona, Vincialem. Not only am I
It’s usually before sunrise when I walk my dogs and there’s this one street lamp we pass by that’s between two trees and it casts these stark shadows in both directions and it makes the old art student in me want to do shadow studies
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
teefury (a pop culture/fandom t-shirt website) is giving me an oppurtunity to sell this korra art of mine on their site as a shirt ahh hopefully all will go smoothly and it will happen (!!!!!)
destinationtokyo3: Earlier today at Japan Anima(tor) Expo Hideaki Anno’s Studio Khara released a music video for a song called ME!ME!ME! featuring TeddyLoid and rapper Daoko. It’s got some really intense visuals and it’s not exactly work
My Daddy is awesome!!Today @shanedog09 made me a lullaby!!! He said it to me while he was fucking me and it was the hottest thing ever!! Then he roughly fucked my ass while telling me not to move. He wanted my body completely limp while he used me and
I splurged and bought a pound of ground lamb instead of beef for dinner tonight and I’m actually managing to keep it down too so that’s a plus👍 Yesterday my friend dropped off a present for me and it made me tear up. It’s the sweetest
This women I used to fuck with who cheated on her girlfriend with me posted a picture of the meal her girl made her and it’s the epitome of struggle meal. I had a hardy cackle at that.
andahappynew-year: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
It’s killing me right now that I’m really sick and it’s snowing and about 20 degrees in Binghamton which means no gym for me. I was hoping to go really every day up until I leave on Sunday but putting me out in this weather and going
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
So my parents bought an elliptical for Christmas (which apparently is one of MY presents? So I won’t run in the road?) and it’s fucking hard holy shit. I’ve been using the arc trainer at school and I didn’t realize how much harder
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
berandomness:berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which is a great personal achievement for me this week! Everyone clap and cheer for me, it is great cause for celebration!And it only took me until 9pm to actually sit down to eat it! great! Job!
spiderinabelljar:handsome—gretel: witchcraft-y: this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game #Maybe it’s witchcraft #maybe it’s Maybelline. lost it at the tags.
So my mom just walked into my room and I was pretending to be asleep because they were at a Christmas party and I have to work early tomorrow morning and it was really weird because she just quietly opened the door, and I expected her to yell at me for
cremitapalacara: 3.10 The Gorilla Experiment - “I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.” waaaaaaaajajajajajajaja !! pedazo de capitulo wn xD!!!
whitewingdoves: me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me
And they worshiped the beast saying… “Who is like the beast and who can fight against the beast?” And It opened its mouth to utter blasphemous words against God.
And it feels so good
Me: *Finally reaches climax point to write* Brain: What if we make it as hard to do as possible? Me: I’ve got this part of the plot figured out, I know what happens and it works well Brain: Okay yeah but what if we over-complicate the process of
cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Look me in the eye, and tell me.“ "I’m sorry” 6 years dir. Hannah Fidell
soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club type of thing and there was a cute girl and we both agreed she was cute and we started talking to her and blah blah then we ended up in this room and she was being flirty and her and darfin
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
And it was easy and fine too!! We were hangin for a few hours it got late I said “wanna bang” he said “yes” so he gave me a back rub and made my shoulder feel ok and then we bung and damn it was nice it was NIIIICE short but shit
and will is lovely and so sweet to me. tomorrow we’re going to the rooftop pool at my friend’s building and on wednesday after work we are going to eat sushi and drink and be happy and it’s all so very sweet. on thursday i leave baltimore for 2
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
etriusplight:curves-and-moans:Please just cuff my feets and put me on the knees at the edge of the bed, then bend my body by pulling my hands back and fuck meWhoa can I steal this?!?! Cause this sent shivers up my cock thinking about it I get so turned
incorrectkhr: Bartender: *slides Xanxus’ drink to him from across the bar*Xanxus: *fucking flings it back twice as hard*
operativesurprise: keplercryptids: keplercryptids: I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian,
It was sooo nice to take that trip there I loved every minute, only problem was it was too short, but I know December will be here shortly and it will be time to go down again :) .. then shortly after that I will be down permanently.. I have made soo
People who can just talk with other people are so powerful and mysterious. My mind is just always blank when meeting a person I’m not even sure it can be called being shy. It’s something else and it hurts me more than I’ll admit
It all about the squish todayYes I know my mirror is shit. Cry about and buy me new one or stop comment about it 😘
so tell me about ‘princess jellyfish’ jojo mentioned it to me today and it look cute
natalieironside:Other girls: “Yeah I built my own gaming rig and it’s a dual-monitor setup with ten brazillian jigabits of RAM and a water coolant system”Me: “I have two pieces of wood that I call my ‘gaming blocks’
I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout and it was rubbish and there’s no food in 😭😭
naked-yogi:Please tell me how to properly care for (indoor) potted GREEN elephant ears. I had a huge plant and it ended up turning brown on the edges and it was so far gone I gave up on it. Partially or maybe entirely due to my cat ripping it up with
