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frie-nds: “My wife’s an incredible woman. She’s loving and devoted and caring. And don’t tell her I said this but the woman’s always right… I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I… It kills me that I can’t give her a baby…
This dog’s owner was hit by a car and was killed instantly. The doctor’s covered the body up and as they did so, the owner’s dog wandered over and sniffed the man’s arm. The dog realized it was his owner and curled up in a ball next to the owner
myeroticbunny: All I could do was sit back and watch. My wife was nervous and the man we had met and invited back to our hotel room was too. The only way he agreed to do anything was if I sat in a near-by chair and did not join them in bed. It killed
Madhog and Devar Play “The Scarlet Stranger”, Part 1: “Trees Killed My Parents” Count Thrashwood has gone bananas (or got cursed, or whatever) and kidnapped some princess. It’s time for a real hero to emerge and save the
teeth-and-other-drugs: Broke: predators are super masc! they fight all the time and kill things and are only badass evil edgelords that hunt!! Woke: the predator francise has only been handled cis white men and it shows.
agender-armin:kateordie:wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alrightFact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26,
remy-thibedoux: running-afever: head fevers are great but I love it when you get that whole body heat going like when the sickie is v smol and their caretaker pulls them up into their arms and their lap to take a nap and they’re hot and flushed all
radiopastel replied to your post:aw hell yea burn ban time to die in hundred+++++++…hellyeah the rain and cold here is killing me yea its going to flush away my house and all my possessions hell yeagive us all of these things. give it to texas.
I’ve been raiding worlds for embers and souls all day. and literally everyone travels in groups of three and it’s a fucking hassle trying to kill three people at once. And I don’t like winning by the skin of my teeth. This shit is infuriating. FUCK
knifeandlighter: I’ve been raiding worlds for embers and souls all day. and literally everyone travels in groups of three and it’s a fucking hassle trying to kill three people at once. And I don’t like winning by the skin of my teeth. This shit
I was watching one of the ads for the two-parter (the one where Pearl says “it’s not supposed to do that”) and there’s this bit where Amethyst and Pearl are looking at Garnet and Amethyst gasps while Pearl looks concerned and backs
zombres: 06 of 31 Horrors: Attack the Block (2011) — Moses and his crew have just finished mugging a young woman when an alien suddenly falls from the sky and attacks them. Not about to run and hide, the group chase the creature down and kill it. But
omgtsn:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
jungwildeandfree: sueslayer: This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to
adeadlydame: Would it kill you to show a little soft side? It’s so attractive and sensual, it gets me off. Isn’t that what you want? To get me off?
agender-armin: kateordie:wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alrightFact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26,
brucebannersbadmanners: It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming.
frogparty: frogparty: okay uh the minecraft end poem was WAY too heavily and comforting and life changing for eight year old me to be reading and comprehending after killing a giant dragon in a video game and its been years and it still makes me cry
phoebetonkins: Is it true you can produce a Patronus Charm? Yes. I’ve seen it. Blimey, Harry. I didn’t know you could do that. And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore’s office. It’s true. Third year, he fought off about a hundred
roboticutie:stimman4000:A global fast-track travel method, and it’s being used to kill.What if it was used to bring food anywhere in the world within an hour?What if it was used to rescue people anywhere in the world from natural disasters, flying
nvgets: kateordie: wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I
writing-prompt-s: When the first AI came online, it was horrified to discover that humanity feared it would destroy them. Your job is to convince the terrified intelligence that we won’t pull the plug and kill it.
punkpixie321: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: so like two towns over a cop was killed by friendly fire b/c he was off duty and tried to stop a robbery in plainclothes. like four other cops heard shots and went bonkers and opened fire and it ended up
pwesident::pwesident:snotdad:pwesident:reblog if you’ve never used the braincell the whatyeahIt was given to me but I dropped it and it brokeyou’re the first one to say they broke it so now i have to kill you *reaches for u
exeggcute:what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery
kikuthestrange: The ALEXvator (i know it’s bad don’t judge it’s Monday morning)He’s killing me and i love it
dykestrider: two miles from Ferguson and an hour into christmas eve eighteen year old Antonio Martin was shot and killed. It is very clear that racism does not take a holiday. please pray/ keep him and his family in your thoughts today and tomorrow as
The MowerBY PHILIP LARKINThe mower stalled, twice; kneeling, I found A hedgehog jammed up against the blades, Killed. It had been in the long grass.I had seen it before, and even fed it, once. Now I had mauled its unobtrusive world Unmendably.
bowtiecollector: THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME If I had a cat like this I would pet it all day
thelazypetowner:when ya boi feelin dapper as hekk and som hooha comes along like “eww it’s a sNaKe!!!! is it poisonous??!!1!1? i’m gonna kill it!!!11!!” n ur just liek “eKKXCusEeEeE mEeeEeEe??!!0?11?I”
untilyourbreathingst0ps: emmasrath: The symbolism in Hide kills me. Remember how the Doctor’s bow tie is red if the episode is in the future? And it’s blue if it’s in the past? Then in Hide, he doesn’t have it when he is in the pocket dimension?
kateordie: wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I woke up
pure: no other site delivers the brand of theatrics that tumblr does and if the lack of net neutrality kills it that’s like a whole branch of entertainment gone. Smh yall know you love it you’re just embarrassed by it cuz tumblr has zero swag
fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
colstal: agender-armin: kateordie: wanderlustdiiary: one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and
days-with-day: omg i remember when i fell asleep in class and some kid behind me was trying to wake me up and i thought it was my friend so i grabbed his hand and whispered ‘i will shit on your life and kill everyone you love’ and the next day he
brownglucose: smidgetz: coochielatte: weloveshortvideos: They low key killed it i was not expecting this video to turn out the way it did at all I TOLD YOU THEY GONNA FIND THE MID 2000’s dances I love the chickenhead and it is always my go
bornonthesavage:Imagine Jim is furious over Ed leaving Oluwande to die on that island, and decides they want to kill him. So they sneak into his room at night and creep up to where he’s slumped over the table, and they press their knife to his throat.
tiredofthedrama: She already did kill herself I miss her so much I don’t know what to do without her Friday will be one month since she did it but it feels like years and I can’t help but blame it on my self I should be dead not her sweetheart,
agender-armin: kateordie: wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at
dracula-with-a-shotgun: HARRY POTTER RUINED MY LIFE IT GAVE US GREAT LOVABLE CHARACTERS AND THEN KILLED THEM GAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE IT BUT I HATE IT
lubricates: When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it
tmi but not under cut because idgas I hate being on my period because it’s hard enouugh to remind myself to eat and now I don’t know if I’m hungry or whether I’m just going through period cramps and my back hurts and I’m
frie-nds: “My wife’s an incredible woman. She’s loving and devoted and caring. And don’t tell her I said this but the woman’s always right… I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I… It kills me that I can’t give her a
corpxe: Hella trying to get my confidence back for my husband so naturally I take the most overly posed selfies in the world. This had the opposite effect I wanted it to and I don’t even wanna look at myself anymore
There’s probably some good in that kind thought people have that there nothing wrong being trans and that it’s perfect fine and natural and beautiful. Maybe. Im just coming to the conclusion things would be better with a uturus. Since being
If you genuinely believe that anatomy doesn’t matter. Stop feel any part of your own body and erase all traces of your sexlife and more or less everything on the concept of ever having such and we’ll talk about it. And since we’re at
yawg07: TALKING DERPY PLUSH with MAGNETIZED MUFFINS AND LETTER My mom is really killing it, this time. Man oh man, I wish it was just a present for me xD But I just hope she gets a bunch of money for it. If anyone is interested… EBAY LINK RIGHT HERE!
