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(( It chose you. ))OMG EIGHTBIT ARE YOU SERIOUS! XDDD GOD DAMNIT I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS, AND IT IS HILARIOUS XDDD Just gonna have DEAL WITH IT! XDDD DEM SUNLGLASSES AND TAIL NOMS x3 THANK YOU EVERY MUCH EIGHTBIT THIS IS AWESOME AND FUNNY XDDD
i drew me and my roommates at our anniversary dinner (from a photo obviously) because we’ve been roommates for like ten years and it’s ridiculous okay basically they are both adults and i am just a complete fuckup
And then just like that, she opens her legs and begs for it. Now I’m wondering if I should tease her and make it a game. Love my playful, sexy wife!
It’s okay if you’ve never had sex before, you don’t have to be so ashamed… But you do have to jerk off to that fact if you want to start to feel better! And for those of you who have already lost your virginity, there’s
It’s challenging, but it’s better if you don’t cum. Edge and then stop before you bust, splash some water on your face, and then change gears, do the laundry or listen to a podcast or something. Repeat this process and ride the waves
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
thebootydiaries: diesel-wiesel: thebootydiaries: the hunger games is a good movie but is it just me or does catnip evergreen look kind of like jennifer lawrence?? idk just something about when she smiles it kind of looks the same, and even the voice??
I had another one of those days where I was aware of the possibility I could be dead by the end of this year. I’m scared at this moment right now, but there are times when I’m not scared and it just seems inevitable.
pls tell me i’m not the only person who finds himself humming “go go let’s go let’s go datekou” randomly during his daily chores bc i’ve been doing it for months and it won’t stop
differentfacesameman: i don’t drop threads i just draft them and do them like two months later
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
i am just full of so many piers feels, he’s such a sweetie! and his stupid hair and his just akdjfbfk, i can’t handle it! …and his little scarf. his adorable little scarf. officially done with him.
just washed my hair (because wax and hairspray dnw to go to bed with that on it) and it did not look like a scene from carrie :’)
It is during finals week that I just kind of want to burn all my stuff and scream “fuck this shit! Ima be a stripper!” ….and then I remember that I have neither the body or confidence for that. :(
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
it feels like I’m wearing a second skin rn like there’s my skin a layer of like. water or gel or something. and then this weird second skin and it’s freaking me out oh my god I regret everything such a mistake ahhhhh
redmetz: this ask made my week THANK YOU ANON I tried drawing it out as best as I could and it just ended up with them blushing A LOT
quinnkimberly: Wanderlust is having that voice in the back of my head telling me “we have to go somewhere, we have to move” and it just gets louder print available
Just posting this because today me and a few friends have a Steven Universe marathon and it was so much fun. I got to make pancakes for the first time in ages and they turned out really good so here is a pic of the together breakfast we made!
borderlessbird: When you are happy and enjoying yourself and BPD comes and now you are a hot mess
gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
agwitow: theseburns-neverfade: tygermama: agwitow: just-shower-thoughts: If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge. It just became second
It's Gonna Be Fantastic
aprilmaclean:that fic trope where the doctor says rassilon instead of god in phrases like ‘oh my god’ is hilarious to me because it implies that the doctor has any form of respect for rassilon
froody: if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person froody: what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
it is so weird to me when someone reblogs a post I made where I’m talking about something I liked in SU or how I think something is cute etcetc and they tag is as “su critical”. Like, it really isn’t, man, it’s like the complete opposite of
My dogs were holding hands while sleeping and it was adorable
shortylego: afraiddave: This saw senses when it hits flesh. I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog We have this at my old high school and it literally flies under the table and destroys the saw teeth it’s rad
It's always more fun when we're together
have you ever been drawing something and you go to erase something, but before you realize it there was something on your eraser and now it’s to late. you’ve just smudged ice cream all over your picture.
jeynegrey: shout-out to everyone who doesn’t have a mother shout-out to everyone who lost their mother shout-out to everyone who has a strained relationship with their mother shout-out to everyone who doesn’t want to feel obligated to someone just
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
u know how in elementary school when ur learning cursive they teach u to pinch ur pencil well u should listen bc i sure as hell didn’t and here i am full of regret bc now my middle finger is fucking crooked
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
fawkyoueatme: Tumblr is the most annoying when it come to loading shit. Wtf I’m so tired of waiting for gray boxes to stop being gray boxes. And it just be tumblr, Safari or YouTube or whatever other app that uses data be fine, but tumblr be on some
just-shower-thoughts: When the internet consisted of mostly younger and more-educated people, we thought it would liberate us. Then social media allowed older and less-educated people to use it and it has backfired spectacularly.
protectslaine: so i didn’t notice this before in the trailer but i kinda paused and it just happened and i’m like“SO SHE RETURNS IN MIRAI-HEN?????”and so uh i kinda went to search bc the movie is out now andwowie
mahomine: deadcassim: deadcassim: hello friends i am here goodbye friends i am gone I guess Kassim just said Alibyebye
Just spent 4 hours re doing half of the module that I failed and it’s actually really easy this time around. So far I got passing grades on the quizzes and i’m going to do the second half tomorrow. I’m really honestly proud of myself
afterthelonely: one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment
just-shower-thoughts: Would anyone else be happy if Jurassic World was just about a fully functional dinosaur park and nothing went wrong and it just went through a day at the park. with chris pratt, yes
berandomness:berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which is a great personal achievement for me this week! Everyone clap and cheer for me, it is great cause for celebration!And it only took me until 9pm to actually sit down to eat it! great! Job!
It’s amazing how everything and nothing matters at the same time, no wonder everyone is so fucked up about life all the time.
pendejx: porkrub: porkrub: weloveshortvideos: This lady tho Is it just me or is this just a lady doing her job ??????? I fucking hate people so much like ……people are just tryin 2 pay the bills and then u got customers coming in filming you
b-luesheep: thedisputed: setbabiesonfire: I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad. This hits hard. fuck Wow
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
it's all gay
it really is amazing how much less stress is off your shoulders when you stop worrying about pleasing other people or worrying about whether people like you or not just always remember yourself is important too
hopefulnerd24:shh baby don’t move it’s okay, my morning wood is just a little uncomfortable and it’ll feel much better after i slip it inside you. I’m not ready to get up yet this morning so just lie still and warm me while i go back to sleep
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
yo the iOS app is ten kinds of fucked up if i’m on my dash and i see a post and click the username link of the person who wrote a caption on it, look at it, and then hit the back arrow…it says post not found TF U TALKIN’ ABOUT IT
we put a lot of undue burden on women to be responsible for men at all times. it’s unfair and it’s ridiculous. men do not need to be babysat; they need to be held responsible for themselves and their own actions. it is not a woman’s fault when a
etriusplight:curves-and-moans:Please just cuff my feets and put me on the knees at the edge of the bed, then bend my body by pulling my hands back and fuck meWhoa can I steal this?!?! Cause this sent shivers up my cock thinking about it I get so turned
just-a-john-doe: blastbeatbisexual: tanoraqui: bookshelfpassageway: I know “Bring Me To Life” is possibly the biggest meme of a song ever to exist, but yknow what? it slaps end of story hot take: most meme songs are memes in part because they
zzoloftqueen:Just got my first paycheck at my new job and it was less I had expected… they have hardly any hours for me to work and it’s been so stressful. All I want for Christmas is to not be worried about bills 😖Subscribe or tip?Lonelyfans
sometimes i just wish inexperience were more of a possibility or indifference instead of a deterrent and a problem when it comes to dating :(
It makes me so happy every time I look through my wardrobes and find clothing I haven’t been able to wear for ages and now fits amazing 😭 like I’ve done so great progress this last year and it just makes e so happy and and so unused to
And It was just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thoughtWe’re, okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay….
(just a heads up, if you’ve tagged me in fanart or fanfiction and i haven’t reblogged it yet, that’s solely because my memory is shit. but i do see and save everything i can; if you see shadowpiratemonkey7 in the notes liking your stuff, that’s
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no