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A dirty poem in Czech / Erotická básnička(It’s a pitty there are so few Czechs on Tumblr because the Czech is my mother tongue and it allows me to express myself more precisely and richly than English. Also, there are lots of dirty words and expressions
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Asian men are very often scolded for having small dicks but we shouldn’t forget that size is not everything and that Asian dicks are very often very nice when it comes to shape and color and it feels good to stroke
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)Asian men are very often scolded for having small dicks but we shouldn’t forget that size is not everything and that Asian dicks are very often very nice when it comes to shape and color and it feels good to stroke
He wants me to shave my pussy for him and I think that maybe you’d like to it for me. You know there’s no pussy for you, not as long as your boss gives me all the cock I need, but it would allow you to have a closer look at what I know you crave now
You had yearned for so long that she lowered her knickers and allowed you to see her pussy, to caress it, to kiss it; or to caress and kiss her stocking-covered thighs. But you were only permitted to worship her feet. Until the day she told you she had
I went back to that answer post about jerkin’ to your work and it turns out that doing that is more common than I thought. I guess now all I wanna know is why? Is it because it’s hard to find specific content you like? Or some other reason I’m missing?And
We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;And the whistles
jolly-godoflies: https://www.tumblr.com/dmcaGo there, and do as the instructions say.When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged
Omg so I started reading “Kimi ni Happiness” (there’s only one chapter out currently) BUT AJKSKDHKASDAJDASK I AM SO IN LOVE WITH IT. Partially because I am shallow when it comes to the art and it is FLAWLESS AND BEAUTIFUL I TELL YOU
Official summer omo - pee emergency •///•”Today it wasn’t raining/swampy/ humid for once in like 2 weeks and it actually felt good!!!, it finally felt like summer lol☀️😎So I took the chance to play outside with my dog and tan!, I put on
nikk-mayson: Honestly tho.. this photo is really old like over 7 years and it just feels like a life that I never had; it was just a dream. A long, confusing and uncomfortable dream. I always felt out of place in my own body and never told anyone cause
guys i have died and gone to heaven and it’s all because of @claystorks and letters for lucardo
raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
mlamachine: Hey PoI femslash shippers!I was wondering if you’d be interested in a smutfest? It would be one week of smut - be it in art/graphics/gifs/fics - and we’d pick a kink for every day of that week, and it would be femslash-only/any pairing
naischo: naischo: naischo: it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes y’all out here trying to kill me reblog this and write in the tags
my-nerd-empire: Do you want to come with me? It won’t be quiet, it won’t be safe and it won’t be calm. But I tell you what it will be; the trip of a life time. Ten years later, this promo still looks fantastic.
olgg: There’s this one scene in the book, that didn’t make it into the movie and it’s a huge shame, because it’s a fanservice straight from the author: After that they stopped pleading. Then they took off their clothes and bathed in the river,
dapperowl: This image became more and more sad as I continued to work on it. People keep posting TRAGIC images all over the place and it breaks my poor heart. I am so not ready for the third film, I don’t know if I ever will be.
I went to my kids’ musical this weekend and I was SO IMPRESSED! My gosh! It was In the Heights and I was just so proud c: Most of them did set design/lighting and it looked really great. The acting and the vocals were also amazing, which is
beachdeath:a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.
7iris: The story of my personal and professional life.
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets? because they’re great full album here i can’t believe
angstsplatter: OMG Nailed It on Netflix is a series based on ametuer bakers trying to recreate masterpieces (and, y’know, kinda failing in presentation) hosted by Nicole Byer and IT’S AMAZING.It’s real home bakers who are relatable. Nicole Byer
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
Today I made chicken fried rice for my family and it came out pretty well and I’m really proud about it so I need to brag to tumblr. I know, I know, its silly to be so proud over something so small and simple but I almost never cook and I’m
ai-wa: Please, if you don’t like a pairing, character, interpretation… don’t declare so in the tags when you are rebloging fanart. Because the author can see it, and you know, it’s very rude and it will change nothing. The only thing you will
Chrome used to have a bookmarking system that allowed you to show thumbnails on the links you bookmarked. And it was largely unnecessary for my needs but I found it extremely useful for looking for fusion suggestions since I’d bookmark gems by color
Auugh, I can’t sleep and I need to get up early and I’m so tired but I can’t sleep and just auugh
Why is there even an option to X off/delete a recommended post from the dash (on the mobile app) when tumblr is just going to keep recommending it afterward anyway?? You make it look like I can save myself from having to see this crap over and over again
A lot of folks @-ed me on that ‘anything can be a bear’ loch ness monster post and honestly, I’m just super flattered so many folks saw that post and wanted to show it to me. I love that people see silly bear stuff and think of me and it makes
“Both of You” makes my heart hurt in a very particular way. Like, I hadn’t heard it in a while but I’m listening to the soundtrack and, like, I got the exact same feeling again. And it’s so specific, I don’t really know how to describe it.
While I totally get why people do it (natural suspicion based on past experience), it legit frustrates me that everyone’s first assumption when someone writes about an identity is that they’re just doing it for woke points or attention, rather
ohh, given more recent revelations I’m really liking Of Monsters and Men’s Organs (here) for Pink Diamond and Rose and Steven, maybe even more so than Human. Just the general imagery of a person taking themselves apart because things have gone wrong
Whenever I hear Linkin Park songs I am instantly transported to my tween days where I would listen to the Meteora album (which I bought with birthday money at a record store) on loop on my gray and blue disc player with uncomfortable headphones while
Birdwalk Inventory 2022-04-02It was very overcast today. Went in the early evening again, still bright out. Changed route and followed the birdsong instead of sticking to the same circle. Walk was ~30 minutes this time and I broke a bit of a sweat.I saw:-
unfuckyourhabitat:Today I emptied the dishwasher within an hour of it finishing, and I put two loads of laundry away right out of the dryer, so I basically win at life right now. January is often a tough mental health month, so I’ll take the victories
you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???
andydwyeer: andydwyeer: Post Malone is on this episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak asked the spirit what it thought of Post and it called him “dirty” and “afraid” and I’m SCREAMING cause that’s exactly what I think anytime I see Post Malone.
jackthevulture: I will tag anything even remotely suggestive as nsfw nsfw doesnt mean “explicit”, and it also doesnt mean “sexual” Nsfw means “Not Safe For Work” but I tend to go by “Would 13 year old me lose computer privileges if my
andioyu: My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie
chuckyzoopa: afallenwolf: re-bee-key: queerly-tony: This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head
So I live in a 6-girl suite, but two girls moved out last semester and there is an excess of dorm rooms currently, so there are only 4 of us now and AN EXTRA ROOM. HOW COOL IS THAT. I’m in it now and it’s currently storage and studying but
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
There’s something wrong with me dude. At the core. Broken or something. Idk. I’m having trouble with it rn and it’ll be the end of me someday.
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
ugh I went on a blog and it had sad music playing and a gif of stefan and elena from vampire diaries and some jerk the other day told me a spoiler that I’m HOPING isnt true but now im sad, anxious and feeling sick
other girls are so pretty and it makes me feel like a big pile of poop
we put a lot of undue burden on women to be responsible for men at all times. it’s unfair and it’s ridiculous. men do not need to be babysat; they need to be held responsible for themselves and their own actions. it is not a woman’s fault when a
archimediocre: nicejewishguy: There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years Good Will Farting (1997)
:You’ve grazed my cock with your teeth twice now. And while sometimes I enjoy the pain, and I’ll have a skilled throat-whore do it, you don’t have the skills yet and it was clearly a sloppy mistake. And twice is unacceptable. The first
matt-smiths: why are people so against negative character development? characters don’t need to improve and become better people they can get worse and make mistakes and end up in a worse state than when they began and it’s just as interesting and
I’m so sad I’m on mobil and I saw some sick ass Ruby and sapphire are with sapphire having a dagger or something under her dress on a thigh holster and in my excitement I must have hit something wrong and it disappeared! Did I accidentally
abcleverun: flame-baby-ruby: Imagine Ruby going to throw a snowball at sapphire but every time she picks up the snow she gets too excited and it melts Imagine Sapphire doing the same thing but she gets too excited and it freezes to her hand
transtristan: The guy in the picture is Aydian Dowling and he is trans. He’s in a competition to be on the cover of Men’s Health, and it would just be amazing if he won. Not only does he deserve it, but it would be HUGE for a transgender man to be
racervonschweetz-deactivated201: "And besides, I got a job to do, it may not be as fancy as being president; but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!"Bonus:
so the rwby height chart is kind of bad because it doesn’t take into account characters that have different heel heights and it doesn’t specify if the heights listed are with or without shoes so take it with a grain of salt or just ignore
ehemthe anime i been yelling about is called Revue Starlight and its a cute and dramatic anime w/ an all-girl cast and it has cool fight scenes and they sing sometimes and also has that yuri bait hardcore. so ya
I’ve been having a lot of fantasies about topping lately so I asked Doe if I could spank her last night. I hit her over my knee with my hand and then Steve’s hairbrush paddle and I said mean things and I think I did pretty well for a novice spanker!
![cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0d56a78604e0fc2bfc90a5656b579f44/tumblr_nin65ny0rT1u3wv5bo2_r1_250.png)
