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She had heard some rumors about the size of grandpa’s dick and she wanted to see it for herself. She had a simple plan and it worked well - she just showed him her perky teenage boobs and his old dick grew big and hard in a second. His size was really
His wife wants her lover to feel at home. Her cuckold hubby had to learn that it is no longer his wife’s pussy because it now belongs to her lover, and it isn’t his cognac any more, it’s the cognac for his wife’s lover
From the moment he caressed your wife’s back in font of you, from the moment she accepted it and liked it, from the moment you remained silent; you became a CUCKOLD.
Am I late to this? Did anyone else see this? Oh my god I just found out about this and it’s ridiculous. PETA made a Pokemon Black and White parody called Pokemon Black and Blue, and it’s about how Pokemon are revolting against their trainers
using photoshop to make gifs is like using a flame thrower to buy groceries, it’s messy, excessive, stupid and flashy. and it doesn’t work. but it’s pretty entertaining.
: You and I are the only things standing between that ugly bastard and the city of ten million people. Now we have a choice here, we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid!
callmekitto: I really like it when people get excited about their headcanons and are all stumbly and happy writing about them Like “guys guys gUYS YOU GOTTA HEAR A THING” or “ok no but imagine if-“ and it’s like yes ok friend I am happy to
ok I’m enjoying watching jjba and it’s super over the top and all that fun stuff, but jesus fucking christ, I hope you all know that I have to pause it and let out a long scream when they touch anything remotely historical.
ughsocialjustice: ghostfiish: trainingforstarfleet: crowncorpse: stop taking pictures of teachers/coworkers/strangers you find attractive without their consent it’s creepy and gross and it’s 2014 why do i have to say this Its also a huge violation
polllyanna: “derp/herp derp” is ableist stop fucking using it, it is a term that originated with making fun of kids with down syndrome and being like “ha ha derp face:-P” and it has been used against disabled people for so long
choochoohakkai: Hi, Cal!! AHHH I’m so nervous for this is my first online secret santa ever! Honestly, I didn’t think it would be so hard to make this picture look decent on computer (it’s still 1000% better irl and I cry), and it stresses me
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
rainygay: Wow! I’ve been working on this comic nearly all this month, and it’s finally done!! I’ve had this comic laid out for about a year, and had just never gotten around to actually finishing it. Well, next week, I’m pleased to say that I,
ptrckstmph: as a victim and survivor of child abuse, i think what’s more triggering for me (personally, as every survivor is different and should have their needs considered individually) than seeing depictions of abuse is seeing the opposite.i’m
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
bravecrab:Pitch: a muppet movie where the muppets play D&D, and it cuts between the muppets around the table and the fantasy being acted out, but instead of it just being the muppets dressed up in D&D fantasy costume, it’s celebrity actors
kasukasukasumisty: I think it’s good that we are going to see Rose flashback so earl (“Story for Steven” and probably earlier), because we will get to know differences between her and Steven and it might stop people from constantly discrediting
thecreatorofworlds: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ARTIE”S LITTLE SISTER <3 She’s such a sweetheart, Artie always posts all the cute stuff she says and it never fails to cheer me up. So here’s a quick birthday sketch that quickly got out of hand! I don’t
tbh I might be joking about how difficult it is, and it often is, but I actually really really love building furniture. Like its a pain but I find the whole process very zen, I love following along the instructions and sorting out the pieces and putting
ok so its late so I’m a bit punchy in general but I’m in tears laughing because I went to make a gif and for some reason Quicktime decided to make the video visible in only one tiny pixel smack in the middle of the screen. And, like, its actually
Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even
orizatriznik: Yesterday I’ve watched “Zootopia” and it was BETTER than I thought it would be!!!!!! Characters, story, designs - almost everything was epic. Can´t believe I finally saw it - I waited since 2014(!) Best wishes and thanks to all
This morning while taking my dog Leonard out in our backyard, he kept digging something up from various parts of the yard and gulping it down before I could stop him. I was finally able to catch him and it turns out he was eating pieces of bread. And
The hurricane coverage is throwing me because my brother’s name is Dorian and it’s not a terribly common name so I’m not used to hearing it outside a familial context so if I’m only half paying attention and the news starts talking
gwynndolin:remember when you were like. 12. and you saw high schoolers and you were like. wow thosr are just full ass adults. and now you’re like 25 and you see high schoolers and youre like wow. youre literally a baby
montereybayaquarium:With Facebook and Instagram down, at least we still have the fact that a sea cucumber has a mouth and it has a butt, and it doesn’t breathe through its mouth
brightwanderer: I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful
I went on a date… …with my mother BUT it was okay since it’s prom night and bro was on a ‘date’ with his girlfriend and it’s been fun watching their combined pre-prom freak outs implode into spirally squeaks
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
probably my most favourite thing ever is when there’s like 5+ squids in one area trying to kill each other and it’s like utter fucking chaoslike i don’t even care if i’m the last one standing it’s just the complete chaos and not knowing what’s
mancameron: you know how a lot of things are spoiled for you b/c its the internet and tumblr has a lot of gifs, images, and all that. like its nigh impossible to go into a fandom without having things spoiled for them. however i still have no fucking
mysteriousmagnum: sagansense: You can read all about it HERE, and it’s as awesome as it looks and sounds. From the article: Made With Code is a new Google initiative to motivate future female programmers. Only 18% of computer science degrees are
so it turns out i still have a shitload of book tokens? and it’s national book week so if i buy a book i get a free book? AND if i have that free book i can use it to travel on the train for free this sunday? *cracks knuckles* get ready.. to get read
louisville-redcoat: catbountry: chupicronian: lamaenthel: shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu Actually that’s pretty standard size
heart: does anyone else have a dad that yells when he gets really mad at you and you’ve had to deal with it since you were a kid and it’s like the kind of yelling that’s super scary and you also cry easily from that..
noahsiano: Take a look outside your windows, tonight is a supermoon! The moon is at it’s closest point to earth, and it will appear brighter and fuller tonight. If you’re lucky enough to catch it at moonrise or moonset, you’ll be in for a special
I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months and we are still at square one. You need to stop saying things you think I want to hear when we get drunk. I know you don’t mean any of it and your actions after the fact prove it..
mommysluts: Stop jerking it and Just Hook Up! It’s FREE, and it totally works!
momsnaughtypics: Stop jerking it and Just Hook Up! It’s FREE, and it totally works!
milfsexbomb: mommylovestofuck: Stop jerking it and Just Hook Up! It’s FREE, and it totally works! sexy
waskanudeposts:Stop jerking it and Just Hook Up! It’s FREE, and it totally works!
labiasise: Stop jerking it and just hook up: It’s FREE, and it totally works!
mommylovestofuck: Stop jerking it and Just Hook Up! It’s FREE, and it totally works!
I am in serious need of a back and shoulder massage and it’s so inconvenient because I don’t like being touched by strangers, I don’t want to pay an absurd amount of money either, and I also get turned on when I’m being massaged
blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
once I went to a lights and owl city concert (2009 lol) and it was one with a big crowd standing infront of the stage and I hated it. this girl who I didn’t know was crying on my shoulder and I’m so short I could only see people’s backs
There is absolutely nothing worse than being excited for food and then have it not taste like what you were expecting like I’m about to trash all of my bowl of food because I’m mad irritated and it was also messy and i hate when my food gets
waddledeequeen:all around me are familar facesworn out places, worn out facesFor people who think that its just like 2-3 folk arguing about PXS and feeling “self entitled” about it, just use tagviewer if you have it and read the tags on this
im excited to see whether disney can explain furries well and it makes people excited about it and want to share their furry art and cosplay more
dragonflysparkles: It’s not Georgie, It’s me… Claire.
floralmarsupial: “What would you say if you could talk?”“Let me out” “Let me go.” “What’s it like to touch space?”“Being shot in a tin missile up into the sky?” “It’s noisy, frightening and very dangerous.” “Let me go.”
panda013: pozolegirl: charmpoints: hes an animagus THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEADCANNON OF ALL THE HEADCANNONS HELP ANIMAGUS ADRIEN OH MY GOD YES AND SLYTHERIN MARINETTE IS MY HEART
rwbymemes: jen-iii: I’m calling it right now: All the fighting is attracting a huge underwater Grimm and it’s gonna appear AFTER the destroy the mech meant to fight it, leaving Argus defenseless And with half the team out of commission, Ruby is
went seeing Moana at last and it was really good!!I loved it so much hhh
I purchased this giant penguin plushie about a week ago and feel required to tell you named it “Dash” And it’s middle name will likely be Mono.thank u for welcoming me into ur home
