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“what are the machines called where the girl sits on it and it looks like a saddle and it vibrates on her clitoris? and where can you buy them?”it’s called a sybian!you can buy it here……but it does cost ũ,345.
the-bucky-barnes: elvistiel: eraklyon: This needs to stop. Like, seriously. I am so disgusted right now I don’t even know where to start. It’s people like this that just butcher the fun out of cosplaying. There are probably hundreds of “bad cosplay”
naughtynicegirl69: Haven’t shaved yet…sorry…lol…I was looking at this picture and it looks like a leaf…lol…soooo…sometimes my pussy looks like a heart and other times it looks like a leaf…lol…my phone is dying…so I guess I will lay
amberdl: “The thing I don’t understand is, like, girls always want to smell my hair. You know, they’ll come up and, like, sneak a sniff. And it’s like, I mean you can, but I don’t know if I should hand it to them or what. But one thing I’ve
skateg0at: 50150imofftheheezy: looks so nice and then you taste it and it tastes like aids it tasted like drinking wkd you had vomited up 10 hours earlier
anime-omorashi:Uknown anime, so if anyone knows please add it, episode as well if possible I zoomed in and it looks like a girl. Cus it looks like ble panties and maybe why they are standing so close.
bryko: When someone near you is being an asshole and you feel like calling them out on it but it would be completely awkward and out of character so you just sit there for like 5 minutes contemplating what you would’ve said
confessanime: I think BoruSara is nothing like NaruSaku or SasuNaru. First of all, Borusara has better friendship and respect for one another, it’s also an actual healthy relationship, and it looks like it could be mutual on top of that. These three
nettosan: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs they’re slugs …and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that: This is important
mae–borowski:Humanizations of furry characters are alright and all but like… boring imo…It’s like playing a human in an mmorpg… like… wow…………. good job……..Furry chars are best left furry imo but yknow, fanart doesn’t subtract
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
hetakiosk: I feel like I should be sorry, but I’m really not. I Spend all day drawing something and it gets like two notes total. I spend thirty seconds on something and it gets like seventy notes in five minutes. WTF
time being relative fucking blows. when im at work and i dont want to be there it seems like it takes forever for ten hours to go past. i get four days off and it seems like i only got one this shit is stupid i hate physics or relativity or whatever this
marcobutt: EREN JUST TELLING ARMIN HE DOESN’T HAVE TO BECOME A MONSTER FOR HIM AND THAT HE’S ALREADY BECOME A MONSTER AND HE DOESN’T LIKE HIMSELF FOR IT SOMETIMES AND IT ONLY MAKES YOU LOSE YOURSELF AND IT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOU AND THAT HE KNOWS
Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women
I’m reading a review (preview?) for the latest criminal minds episode and it’s like WELP, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES… like… yeah. of course I do. It’s a procedural. then I remember I really don’t care for the cases 90% of the time and I’m
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
chessys: no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
anthonycrowleymoved:anthonycrowleymoved:hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s
severedned:rosetta-stoned-bitch:simplyclockwork:kalichnikov:eldritchidiot:the whole squadThanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don’t enjoy this at allthat’s insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief.You gotta
prustens: does anyone have like a default obsession like your mind switches through these current obsessions and once the hype kind of dies down, there’s always this one fandom that it switches back to when there’s nothing else new and it’s like
n-a-d-h-i-e: I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite But it slowly gets more agressive And more agressive And more Then it’s just plain rude And my personal favourite
kasukasukasumisty: A Boy and his Blob is another 2D Wayforward game and it looks pretty amazing Oh, I really liked this game! It was fun, ridiculously adorable, and there was specific button just for hugging Blob.
Not hating on folks who ship Pearl/Mayor Dewey ‘cause folks should ship what they want and it’s not hurting anyone but I sure wish it had a ship name so I could blacklist it because I personally do not like it at all but no one ever seems
I have a sunburn on my nose and it only hurts when I touch it so it’s making me very aware of just how often I adjust/push my glasses up throughout the day
y’know, one of the pictures from the Live From Beach City! book is bugging me, ‘cause its cute but whoever drew it seems to think Pearl’s sash is tied in a bow, with two ribbon ‘tails’. Which it isn’tThere’s another image in the book where
I feel like Ive crashed after boosting on Redbull/NOS for a week and I haven’t had any energy drinks since like Wednesday and It feels like I’ve been chasing the dragon and stopped sudden;y and everything is kinda floaty and spacey and I think
datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs they’re slugs …and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
robbiebaldwino: thatsmoderatelyraven: maryland is so weird just look at the shape of it and look at it to the side it looks like a person on the computer sitting on a chair Bloggerland alternatively:
Gosh I’ll be listening to audios and it’s like gfe stuff or cuddling stuff and damn does it make me feel lonely sometimes cos I’m like all alone and sad and shit and I just want a girlfriend to hold
tiny-septic-box-sam: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark
trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck.
tiny-septic-box-sam: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken
I needed a day like this. I may not end up working out today, but I have my peanut butter chocolate protein smoothie, for some reason I just look on point today, it’s beautiful and sunny and 45 degree out and I feel like i could walk outside in
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also
i-am-nephy: hardstylegeneration: What is it with people and always talking about rough sex ? Like, what happened to the slow and passionate shit ? All I ever see on here anymore is girls getting dominated and all that kinda shit, and it’s like,
antacidsnake:So a few days ago I saw something that just made me unfollow someone bc it’s like “you’re not that funny” ya know? And honestly it’s not a big deal but it’s stuck in the back of my mind like that last piece or food or a bit of
im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking
is it odd that I find small spaces comfortable?? like literally I fell asleep in a cage one time and darfin used to have a little corner under his desks for me with blankets and stuffed animals and it was relaxing
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
it’s just so tiring to see intelligent people use words like bitch to describe women and then joke about her having certain opinions just because she wants to sleep with someone or calling a zionist a fag like a woman with shitty opinions is a woman
real talk though, i never cared for Disney movies where humans are the main characters except for a select few (like Brave) and i never liked the little mermaid or beauty and the beast and tangled is pretty dumb and boring etc etc
astabeta replied to your post: anonymous asked:Since you’re on t… Yeah me too one time I got this yogurt body wash from Bath and Body Works and I used it and it smelled to me like I just dived into a vat of strawberry and banana mush Yeah
69shadesofgray: this is what i’m doing in august and it’s terrifying and scary and i don’t know if i can do it or if i really want to, but i am anyway and it’s like i’m finally taking ahold of my future and figuring out my life and it’s fucking
keyofjetwolf: GARNET OH MY GOD PEARL AND AMETHYST LOOKED SO HOPEFUL AND YOU’RE SO HOPEFUL TOO AND SO CERTAIN LIKE YAY GARNET IS GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING NO PROB AND THEN JUST FUCKING TRYING TO SHAKE HIM TO MAKE IT STOP OKAY MAYBE YOU THINK HA HA IT’S
