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My Vampire Wife Isabella - Silver Surfer - Cartoon PinUp Sketch So, who likes a girl who like comics? And who likes a girl who likes comics and likes to wear negligee? :) Well, I know one and it’s My Vampire Wife Isabella. So I sketched her today
I guess a potted palm wouldn’t work for the Tree of The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil, unless the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is a coconut.
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
my 2 goals for my senior year:-jerk the girl i like off (bc shes never done it before)-survive--thats literally it
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
Official summer omo - pee emergency •///•”Today it wasn’t raining/swampy/ humid for once in like 2 weeks and it actually felt good!!!, it finally felt like summer lol☀️😎So I took the chance to play outside with my dog and tan!, I put on
paccidents: Does anybody……ever do a hold and wet after months of being dry, and it’s like the best feeling ever? Like, I just did a big old pee in my pants, and it was like coming home.
oriko-archive: jetstreamsamrodriguez: jetstreamsamrodriguez: OH MY GOD I JSUT REMEMBERED TAHT COMIC THAT WAS LIKE GIRLS AND GAMES AND IT WAS A CHCRISTMAS COMIC AND IT WAS LIKE “THE CAKE IS A LIE” IDK I JUST REMEMBERED IT
nikk-mayson: Honestly tho.. this photo is really old like over 7 years and it just feels like a life that I never had; it was just a dream. A long, confusing and uncomfortable dream. I always felt out of place in my own body and never told anyone cause
sheagar: lol so @gr8stoneddragon asked me to draw the trio in different colors, and holy crap i drew danny and i hated it. it’s been like two years since i’ve drawn danny phantom. ANYWAY. i drew sam and it was like a breath of fresh air. i love
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
differentfacesameman: The fact that she spoke back to him in Gallifreyan surprised him, and brought a warm flutter in his chest. His arms tightened around her, almost like they were trying to merge into one being. It made sense that she knew it
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
organasoloss: celebrating new who: March 20th - Favourite Series↳ Series 4“ When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it’ll never end, but however hard you try you can’t run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like
I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal goddammit!!!!!!!” today and oof I haven’t felt like that since high school.
antivanprince: it is absolutely fucking unacceptable to tell queer and trans kids that they have to wait for it to get better. it is fucking unacceptable that we tell them that they have to accept being bullied and treated like less than fucking people
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
hunterbiden:hunterbiden:hunterbiden:“comes back wrong”, what a hot trope. incredibly sexy.like ooooo i look and sound and seem exactly like the person who died except there is Something Very Wrong with Me, and you try to ignore it and you
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
girljanitor: huffingtonpost: Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here. I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food or whatever,
No but like the Gems are hilariously clueless adorable dorks. Pearl’s like “I saw some police tape once and all the humans wouldn’t go through it so I think it’s like a force field or some kind of human repellant. Idk, humans are weird” And
Something I’m hoping for in “Beach City Horror Club” is some neat horror movie references, especially to some classic B-movies. Because I like B-horror movies and I think it would be cool to see some references
tbh I might be joking about how difficult it is, and it often is, but I actually really really love building furniture. Like its a pain but I find the whole process very zen, I love following along the instructions and sorting out the pieces and putting
incidentally, I initially misread that last ask as “Amethyst Crossing” like Animal Crossing (rather than just the phrase like someone crossing something) and it made me think of how adorable it would be if SU did an AC parody or something where,
the sky was so gorgeous when I was out earlier. The sun had just set so that part of the sky was like a golden yellow and then up where it met the clouds it was a super vibrant red, it looked like one of those postcards with painted sunsets. Like, it
Once I get frames for the prints I got at the gallery (and clean my room a bit) I’ll take pics ‘cause I got really rad stuff on my walls and I would like you to see
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
“Both of You” makes my heart hurt in a very particular way. Like, I hadn’t heard it in a while but I’m listening to the soundtrack and, like, I got the exact same feeling again. And it’s so specific, I don’t really know how to describe it.
Not, like, super important but I just realized that the pentagon facet on Steven/Rose’s gem points up just like Pink Diamond’s. And it’s interesting because in the pilot it actually pointed the other way and I remember being like “huh, I wonder
1st jasmines like “…” then it goes black and white and shit gets real the sultan jafar and alladin are like “erm…” then she lays down the law and storms out gotta love it ]:)
tiny-septic-box-sam: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
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okay but headcanon that the first (and last) time noiz ever had chocolate, it was like 99% dark chocolate so now he never wants to touch or see chocolate ever again and thinks it’s pure evil.
lexatan: With everyone protecting the Rainmaker with their lives, it kinda feels like a squad of Secret Service squids*, right? * Given that your team is actually competent in Rainmaker.
hyphenating: Want
beewatch:unregistered-hypercam2:mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98%
titleknown: homojabi: It’s honestly so weird to think that I’m someone’s idea of a person who does not and cannot exist. Like someone will be like “what’s next, a disabled transgender Muslim lesbian?” And it’s like… that’s me :) and
jewparadise: is it just me or is there good mirrors and bad mirrors like some mirrors make me feel like the queen of sass and sex but then i walk past another mirror and it’s like the elephant man had a baby with a potato
marisatomay:marisatomay:worst part about living somewhere really cold is eventually you get used to it and it’s like -4 with a windchill and you’re like “hmm well it *is* sunny might go for a walk”all of my numbers are fahrenheit and i will not
clarkesg: I can’t stop thinking of reasons why Parks and Rec is like THE unproblematic fave like? themes of feminism throughout it has a more diverse cast than other sitcoms that take place in NEW YORK CITY like it takes place in Indiana and there’s
exposed-sissies: So, you like being posted? Good little slut sent me quite a few pics today. And it looks like my followers like you too. So cunt, what are you looking fir and where are you? If you message me and ask me not to post it, I wont. This
johanbutt: I really hate when people are like Hey I just made a five minute sketch and it looks like this and I make a five hour drawing and it looks like this
emmastonrs: It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about—I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving
“One of the reason why I don’t like the word "famous”, because then people use it afterwards. And they go like, ‘He used to be famous’ or ‘He’s not famous anymore’. And it’s like, just this weird thing of, like, I was a
niamrockme: “One of the reason why I don’t like the word ‘famous’, because then people use it afterwards. And they go like, ‘He used to be famous’ or ‘He’s not famous anymore’. And it’s like, just this weird thing of, like, I
There is absolutely nothing worse than being excited for food and then have it not taste like what you were expecting like I’m about to trash all of my bowl of food because I’m mad irritated and it was also messy and i hate when my food gets
sometimes i wonder how id look like with short hair, and i don’t mean with a wig on but my actual hair, im just always afraid if i ever cut it it would poof up and i wont like it LOL
floralmarsupial: “What would you say if you could talk?”“Let me out” “Let me go.” “What’s it like to touch space?”“Being shot in a tin missile up into the sky?” “It’s noisy, frightening and very dangerous.” “Let me go.”
Ooh no. I’m not into chastity for, like, CHASTITY.It’s just, like, a great way to get a guy used to me hurting him. I like how it makes him like it.So, like, say you leave him in a tight cage for a long time. When you take him out, let him
heavensickness:Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the ones you don’t know) during the day like “the swedish taurus girl had an exam today, I hope it went well”
spatialheather: jen-iii: I talk to @l-sula-l and @spatialheather like on a day to day basis and it still shocks me that I’ve only known them for like less than a year?? Like we’re at that point that it feels fucking WEIRD if we don’t talk for
Rebecca has such a good grasp of giving people things they never thought they needed like We could be like ‘Oooohhh, I would love it to be this!’ and she’s all like ‘Nonono, what you REALLY want is THIS’ and we’re like ‘Oh shit!!! You’re
im-sad-lets-have-sex: It’s like it all hits me at once, Your not here, Your off making memories with someone else, Saying the words you once told me, And it’s like ‘oh’ And all of a sudden it’s hard to breathe. Do I even cross your mind? Maybe
multiperv: At first this seems like an easy “no, thank you” but then as you think about it, she is exactly your “type” and it sounds like she’d truly into it and not just indulging you and …