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10) Because you’re curious and it looks like fun!9) Because taking a break from your everyday cares sounds like a pretty good idea.8) Because it’s sexy to feel powerless and enchanted.7) Because it feels good to follow, and fix, and focus.
shooshpapping:shooshpapping:shooshpapping:shooshpapping:shooshpapping:shooshpapping:shooshpapping:shooshpapping:“…The rock…that looks like a face.”“Does it look like a rock?” “No, it looks like a face.” “Is it a face?” “It’s
mancermechro: having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower
I have to use proper grammar for work and let me tell you the names of alcohol are like the bane of my existence. A lot of wines and whatnot are named after places, and so are proper nouns, BUT some have internal rules to them like where you only capitali
Whenever there’s a list of spooky evil dolls it always lists Talky Tina from The Twilight Zone and I just, like, don’t really get the assessment of evil. Like, in the episode she kills one (1) guy who is being an unrepentant asshole the entire
karkalicious-definition said: filipino agreeing over here except my family overseas has been doing it for like what since like beginning september all of a sudden like “MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FALALALALALA” it’s crazy God thats
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends house and thought of these… I don’t think people think about cute drunk wetting enough ✌🏻💛Imagine a Charcter is out, at a bar, with friends/coworkers and asked their SO/friend
I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”
vampireapologist:Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just
ayellowbirds: oh my goodness, it’s so teeny and it looks like it has a beard and mustache and LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROW WHISKERS. It’s like a little old man in adorable kitten form.
miaman: reasons why people multiship they like a character and want to see how they act around certain other characters they like to explore different relationship dynamics they like to have different pairings to suit their mood it’s fun it’s a
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
tempus-nexus: dottewa: stonertaako: anyways i love how dnd is gradually becoming part of gay culture It kinda always was. People who were afraid to go out and socialize due to stigmas found a way to connect. The books were always written with varieties
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
pesticidepizza: Am I the only one that’s excited for the new show Clarence?? Like The pilot episode was great and it has some really funny moments, and overall it’s a really cute show?? Like I don’t know about you man, but I can’t wait until
I like Pearl’s hair in “Story for Steven” because it looks kinda like a combination of a more rounded version of her normal hair and how her hair is when it was wet in “Steven and the Stevens” and it looks really cute and fluffy and just…
Ok so if you’re ever eating one of those push-up popsicle things and you think like “This little paper wrap is in the way, I’ll just push it all the way up and eat it like a normal popsicle”, don’t. Because there is no stick
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
lordbape: scene style was cutting edge af like it was such an extreme style it’s actually amazing to think about how young the people cultivating it and shit were! like it’s funny (obviously) how ridiculous it was, but it’s actually wild that 14
aokou: is there any point to this? no not really but sometimes you just need somethin to get u through the day
mens-rights-activia: hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice
tanyateases: You wanted it faster? But I like it slow and intense like this, and it looks like it worked.
cleromancy:do you ever think of a pairing and you’re like “haha how would that even work” so you try and figure out how it would work and the more you think about it the more it makes sense and the more you like the dynamic? and then you’re stuck
So it’s been 4 months since Amaka and I talked for the first time and it’s crazy to think that it’s been so short because it feels like forever. She is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me and I’m so lucky to be able to love
knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one
deanskhaleesi: You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it’s like walking on glass
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
australiansanta:god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
lannistere: And then we met you, and it was like he woke up. You couldn’t see it, because you’d never known him any different. But I saw it. Hodge saw it. Alec saw it - why do you think he hated you so much? It was like that from the second we met
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
breathe-taking: ayellowbirds: oh my goodness, it’s so teeny and it looks like it has a beard and mustache and LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROW WHISKERS. It’s like a little old man in adorable kitten form. Awmfg
snorlaxatives: one time me and my friend went to mcdonalds and it was like 10:00 at night and we walked up to the door and pulled it and it didn’t open so we were like “hmm weird i guess they’re closed” so we left and as we were driving away
every morning I wake up and feel so stressed and anxious and sick to my stomach and it’s been like this for 5 days and won’t stop (and will only get worse) until my driving test is done. I wish I could just be normal and only worry about it the day
cummbunny: in like two weeks its 6 years of me and the darf dating and I am just realizing we have only slow danced once and it was at my sisters wedding, I just hate slow dancing and I would rather dance like an idiot with him than slowly hug in circles
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
i went out with dad to pick up some pizza and it got like super cold as if the temp dipped while we were out then it started to rain super hard and hurricane-like, by the time we got to the store and got our pizza and started to drive out it got really
There’s a critter living under my house and it sounds like it’s a big critter. I hear it every day and night running all over the place. It’s currently scurrying around like crazy. It’s kind of terrifying waking up in the middle
I dreamt Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones were talking shit about me and I heard them and then I basically was just apologizing for being myself and it was really just a terrible dream Nobody liked me and I knew it and it was like obvious 😔
castielinablanket: there’s like this group of thieves breaking into these 2 specific mac stores around town and it’s like specific to my city and it just like wtf dudes they just fucking smash the windows grab as many ipads and shit as they can and
namingisdifficult:jen-iii:Why does this seem like some sort of fanfiction plot? From what I hear, this episode is a crossover with another series called Uncle Grandpa, which is about a magical dude who’s simultaneously everyone’s uncle and grandfather.
I dunno which I like more, Sapphire with one eye, two eyes, or three eyes like GarnetOn one hand, we can have cycloptic Sapphire and that would definitely explain why Garnet has three eyes because of Ruby’s two + Sapphires one, and it’s pretty rad
Like some SU Crit is actually viable and welcome, but I feel like a majority of it boils down to, like that previous post said, ‘a love for the show and impatience manifested into anger’. Like NO show is exempt from having plot holes, like
I love voltron cuz it has SPACE and COOL ALIENS and RAD AS FUCK FIGHT SCENES and also super relatable and endearing characters Like Pidge is my absolute favorite and that’s largely due to I relate to her a lot in terms of family like, I have three
