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And then just like that, she opens her legs and begs for it. Now I’m wondering if I should tease her and make it a game. Love my playful, sexy wife!
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
One look at the word “Jersey” and it’s like the rest of his message doesn’t exist
actually…hmm let’s see, I’ve had an SU idea for a while that involves well…male humiliation XD and a giant dildo. I don’t want to reveal too much, but if you guys aren’t interested in that, plz say so and I’ll work on some other
i went the shop for milk and it’s like a 5 minute walk and honestly i almost passed out it’s so cold like it’s 2 degrees outside
I had the worst dreams that felt so real and I cried so much in them and now I’m awake it feels like it happened and all I wanna do is cry still
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
sadcapricorn: I love having a blog because it holds the therapeutic value of keeping a diary but instead it’s like shouting into the void TODAY I WAS SAD AND BOUGHT LIPSTICK and sometimes someone else in the vast blackness will hear you and shout back
It kinda sucked back then cause i can remember going to visit my grandparents and it was like every year someone i grew up with got married, and my grandma especially would be like “Eddie are you gay? If you gay you can tell me i know you Americans
the translation patch for this stalled at like 60% and no group ever picked it up because SNES emulation died and its really sad because it looked like an amazing game.
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
It looks like I’m just going to have to call a bunch of mutual friends and just be like hey I probably can’t be friends with you anymore, because I can’t expect you to stop talking to someone who has become very, very toxic to me, but
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
it feels like I’m wearing a second skin rn like there’s my skin a layer of like. water or gel or something. and then this weird second skin and it’s freaking me out oh my god I regret everything such a mistake ahhhhh
mikai-art:OK so I’m 99.9% certain that Aoba plucks his eyebrows.BONUSAnd this is how Noiz would find out about it
borderlessbird: When you are happy and enjoying yourself and BPD comes and now you are a hot mess
I got my hair cut and it’s half the length it was and it feels really weird not to have super long hair anymore
like, I know ‘joy ride’ is an incredibly common term and I’ve heard it a million times but for some reason whenever I think of the episode title “Joy Ride” I immediately hear the same-titled song by the Killers in my head and it just not appropriate
it is so weird to me when someone reblogs a post I made where I’m talking about something I liked in SU or how I think something is cute etcetc and they tag is as “su critical”. Like, it really isn’t, man, it’s like the complete opposite of
professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy
starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your sOul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
lumpyspaceprincessa: This lip lacquer thing is literally the exact shade I’ve been looking for but I’m not sure if I suit it/like it so 😕 it was only £3 though and it’s actually amazing, like I couldn’t get it off my lips when I was trying
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I’M BARELY ONLINE FOR LIKE A DAY OR TWO AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM CHANGES THEIR URL/ICON AND IT’S LIKE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
i kinda want to make a follow forever ‘cause i’ve been included in a few and it can be a thank you for hitting 2k but i’m just kind of like ehhhh.
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i really want to read killing stalking because it hits almost all my fav problematic™ shit but i can’t bring myself to :((
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
ovw has to be like. the worst fandom i’ve been in. like it’s worse than dmmd. and it’s kind of hard to be worse than dmmd but here we are
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
chihiros-buttt: I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes its like and then other times its more and some how it all makes sense
z0mbiraptor: I had a dream that my friends and I were sharing ideas of how we thought our favorite starters would look like. I was drawing them and they all liked it. I had to draw them and make it look exactly like in my dream. Anyway, this is how I
I was just thinking, when Darren wins his first GG or something along those lines...he's probably going to be flailing all over and swearing like a sailor and it will be beautiful.
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
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jem-sie: i was taking random booty pics and it looks like the guy on the tv was looking
wintersoldeirs: when you see a person smile and it’s like……holy shit…….what is this magic…………please do that again
tardis-impala: do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you
wants2fist: Woah! Those lips are amazing! I could play with those for hours on end. I’d love to see her in a bikini! I bet people wonder if she’s a tranny when they see the size of what she’s packing. I did a little research and it looks like this
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
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at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
It’s so weird how one little thing can affect something else that isn’t exactly related. The only way they’re related is how they can affect one another— they’re interconnected. It’s like being with a friend, and listening to a real good tune,
groans, so like the lyricstuck i was doing, im kinda not even into it anymore there was a final part in the song which repeated the same verse 5 times before it ends, but i drew everything before that so there’s almost 20 pics and i don’t
I watched it and it was fucking glorious
Okay but like the music this episode gave me such a fooly Cooly vibe in the sense of its nostalgic and it FITS, it really felt like a chill rebellion but also just so much FUN 10/10 I want the full song omfg
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and
drawendo: I’m back! Like for real real back I want to apologize to anyone who has commissioned me the previous time my god darn laptop forced updated while I was recovering and it got rid of almost everything I was working on, I’m going to be back
Tagged by @chasingdownmatt to stop, drop and a selfie. Not sure if the hairy cleavage is part of it but it was included just in case ;)I’m tagging @imabloodymartian, @str8-for-pay, @mini-elephants, and @tapatiopapi because…they’re cutie
It seems like I only draw negitoro now when I’m either stressed out or when a duet by them pops up on my youtube playlist and a little flame sparks in me (the latter happened today)
