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cuckolding-books-library: “Yeah, he told me to stand and lean over the bathroom sink, in front of a mirror, and I was like I don’t know, and he was like Please, you’re gonna love it … and then he smacked my ass and said, ‘C’mon.’ ”“Nice.”“Yeah,
Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
euo: “To Whom It May Concern: I have decided to end my life because I no longer exist. A person should amount to something and not float around this earth like a ghost” The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade
genevaface: I just spent like at least 3 hours looking at stuff on amazon and organizing my wishlist. it’s midnight now. what is my life even? but since my wishlists are all updated here you go. and it’s like my birthday or whatever on june 2nd
Marine Corps Yumi 79This series was suggested to us by @ww2killer75, and it looks like a really cute and short manga so I thought I’d give it a go just for stress relief :)If you’d like to read the chapters before this, they are available on mangarock.Tra
constable-frozen:The Great Gatsby (2013) See the light as it shines on the sea it’s blindiinnggg!But no one knows, how deep it goes!And it seems like it’s calling out to me, so come find mmmmeeee!And let me know, what’s beyond that line,
ihyuni: What’s in it that like you’re hiding it like this?
kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread the post” no shade but it was like a sentence long and you kept arguing with multiple ppl and it didn’t dawn on you to re-read the post. Tell Another Lie. Please @ me next time you ugly
anti-human-skills: gillandy: does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at
dreamtater: I get so upset about being angry because it almost feels like my body just put so so so much energy into feeling so so so negative without my consent, almost, and it’s like I’m completely out of control and I hate not feeling in control
akaiikowrites: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance It starts like this: it’s after finals and the Garrison has gotten quiet with everyone home
withmybymyself: 11:50pm and my bladder is like a wobbly slushy water balloon It’s so full I’m at a 7.5-8/10 i leaked when i pulled my seatbelt extra tight bc i wanted to squash my bladder. We’re on the way home and it feels like someone is vibrating
femme-perdue: I ate this apple and it tasted like fall. I love it when people can take a photo of simple, everyday things like eating an apple, and make them beautiful.
tomi1965: rdlgn: Blowing his rod and rubbing his fur!!! And it looks like , he likes it very much!
I have this dream of getting caught up on my work and having some free time, and it’s like when kids are learning how to swim and their parents say “just swim to me!” and start out standing like two feet away and then keep moving further and further
muyuun: I LOVE. having multiple threads with my rp partners !! it’s like on some days i feel like writing long stuff, on others i feel more like writing short stuff, sometimes i’d rather write some intense situations, and other times i’m more in
deadguppy replied to your post:Ike’s character design in Brawl and the new Smash…His legs gross me out soo disfigured He’s just like this big meat machine monster and it’s pretty exaggerated, like REALLY exaggerated. In game he’s
wontonghoul: s/o to whoever has this url you ever make a turkey on thanksgiving, and then put the turkey in the fridge, and all the gristle and fat and bullshit congeals at the bottom of the pan and its like a jello texture and it tastes like shit,
batmanisagatewaydrug: Okay but what I really want is a supernatural/sci fi genre tv show that’s filmed as a mockumentary style work com like Parks and Recreation with sidelong glances at the camera like can you believe this bullshit when another
sssupercovennn: crimisin: bipolar-elvis: femmeswithstrapons: lynnpops: I’ve never come across something so lovely and lingerie like. Us girly girls can fuck with this harness and it looks like fancy underwear! I highly recommend it! More
trainwreckgenerator: “This time it sticks, to the inside of his lungs, to the few creases by his eyes, and it feels like he’s devoured some unnamed emotion whole—like he’s swallowed the sun if the sun were made of orange juice and sea glass
lauraxxtennant: allrightfine: From the photos in this post (from primavega!), it seems clear David Tennant has gotten an Apple Watch, and I felt like other people needed to know that, if this deduction hasn’t already been discussed, and so I’m
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
My favorite part of Silent Hill 4 is when Richard plummets, like, 4 stories, slams into the ground and is just like “Ouch, damnit” and gets up like it was nothing. He’s also pretty unfazed at being in a whole new plane of existence.
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
I like that bit in “Alone Together” when they’re trying to teach Steven that synchronized snapping-running-jumping routine because there’s that part where they all put their foot down but Steven puts his hand down and its just like how did you
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
oh also also I learned just now that Natalie Morales uses they (and she) pronouns and it’s like… I don’t, like, require validation for my identity or anything (I largely never care what anyone else is doing lol) BUT I do get a little
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
I finally cracked my back and it feels so much better and after being in horrible pain for the last couple weeks I feel like I just came it felt so good
gael-garcia: - Sometimes around the way, where we live, you can catch that same breeze. Just come through the hood and it’s like everything stop for a second ‘cause everyone just wanna feel it. Everything just gets quiet, you know? - And its like
shercockandmycrotch: justknowthatimalright: do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then but you cant place the memory cause it only lasts for a split
snout: there’s a post that’s like “its amazing how much you can get done if you just sit down and focus” with a second comment thats like “imagine being nt” and it has like thousands of notes but the op has adhd and was talking about how
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
shinee’s alive is the type of song where you’d want to be bent over and fucked hard and slow.
I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
actually v sad, it’s already been two weeks of house sitting and it feels like 3 days and it’s almost over and I don’t want it to end
pettyrevenge: I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password.
darfin also took me shopping yesterday and he needed to get clothes but I found super duper cute things (two of which are canadian inspired and cuuuute) and I am not supposed to spend money at all but I gave in .. but then we found a TWO STORY FOREVER
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
We got a new water machine at work and it’s entertaining as hell to watch the students, who are BAFFLED by this NEW technology, try to figure out how to use it. Hint: push a button and hold it down :)
flyingmintbunnywantsyourbacon: So I tumblr saviored USUK, just for a little bit until I can get over this slump. I thought of an analogy of my feelings towards it. It’s like having your favorite food for a meal 24/7. It starts out fun like, “OH
I think the one that gets me maddest the most is when I mention when I’m in pain somewhere and the person goes “Oh yeah I know how that feels like.” It’s like, no, you do not know how it feels like, a Sickle Cell crisis does not
i wore those terezi glasses for like 20 mins and when i got in the house everything (with them on) everything was tinted black and all the sunlight was red and it looked like a still out of a horror video game and when i took them off everything was like
i always seem to work better when i have a lot to do, like sometimes when im free and can do w/e i want i seem to waste the time and not do anything haha but when i have like 6 things on my plate on i just focus on them and finish them and it feels like
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
three-ice: strawberryr: teacupballerina: strawberryr: It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a
iguanamouth: strawberryr: teacupballerina: strawberryr: It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just
omfg ‘beyond the boundary’ episode 6 I caN’T DO IT, IT WAS A good FILLER EPISODE BUT THEY DANCES AND SHIT AND IT LOOKED LIKE VOCALOID AND FUCKING DAMN IT I’M LA UGH ING
chancellorchile: Rose quartz being aro makes so much sense. She has trouble diferenciating the line between romantic love versus other forms of love and it’s especially shown with pearl and Greg. Rose quartz is aro rose quartz is aro rose quartz is
silly-slacker-person:rainbowkittenism:mortuarybees:wow almost like everyone saw this coming and it was grossly irresponsible to get rid of the recommendation in the first place
sirenymph:Men are um….scary? Like scary as hell? Like they believe getting physical with anyone is the solution to their problem and when that doesn’t work they turn to emotional hostility and aggression and abuse and it’s like um really fucking
I dunno how long it will take me to fully trust again and it’s a constant struggle
