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Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
shapedlight: And here it is, merry christmas! Just a quick tumblr exclusive video lettin’ ya’ll know about current updates, porn progression and other things. It’ll explain what’s going on and what to expect from me in the future, as well as
mrbluehat: She knew from sex ed class that she really shouldn’t, but she just wanted to know what it was like: what it was like to fuck without protection, of course. She was so curious, and the more she thought about it, the more she couldn’t help
royalblooduk: “We were in the studio and I was like Ben, do the worst drum fill you could possibly think of. Like what’s the worst thing? Like really stupid. And he just started doing that and it felt like it was never going to end and we were just
I have to use proper grammar for work and let me tell you the names of alcohol are like the bane of my existence. A lot of wines and whatnot are named after places, and so are proper nouns, BUT some have internal rules to them like where you only capitali
sm-victories:I’m glad the crew, like, openly debunk this. The theory makes absolutely no sense from both a character perspective and a story perspective (what motivation would Kim have to forge the letter? What about the letter didn’t sound like something
I’m actually really pissed about my phone lmao… my luck has been crappppp lately and this ruined my hold tbh.. But you know what? I’m gonna do what I do best when I’m stressedI’m gonna drink a hella ton of soda, get all clean and looking
metafuneral: upgraders: heckacute: What is the part of the body called that’s under the butthole and it’s like another smaller butthole? Sometimes poop comes out of it and sometimes it doesn’t. What is that little part? o_o petition to put
vasirasart: Zutara drawing I did the other day. [x] I just have so many mixed feelings about this ship, I love it so much but at the same time, cloud babies idk what to do with myself
chakrabot: hasturtheunimpressive: tardis-in-my-yard: deanlovecastiel: frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT
taint3ed: Porn blogs sure can ruin some porn GIFS. Like it could just be a girl and a guy in a bed romancing and you’ll see this as a caption: “Daddy will show you how to play with no toys.” Like what? What the fuck? I didn’t get that
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
spiffybug:bodhimcbodeface:I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag#thank you mr terry#thinking something isn’t doing it and doing is all people see#and deep down it means that when the ugly thought reared its head to be realized#you stood up in front of that
this dude traded me an event pokemon for a ditto with a destiny knot, what the fuck man? you can catch a ditto pretty easily, and destiny knots are in-game items. like am I just out of touch with pokemon cause i really havent been into it?
swarnpert: you know like. that thing tumblr does when ur scrolling and suddenly it skips a post and u scroll up and it skips the post again and youre like okay what the fuck is it you dont want me to see
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal goddammit!!!!!!!” today and oof I haven’t felt like that since high school.
antivanprince: it is absolutely fucking unacceptable to tell queer and trans kids that they have to wait for it to get better. it is fucking unacceptable that we tell them that they have to accept being bullied and treated like less than fucking people
hunterbiden:hunterbiden:hunterbiden:“comes back wrong”, what a hot trope. incredibly sexy.like ooooo i look and sound and seem exactly like the person who died except there is Something Very Wrong with Me, and you try to ignore it and you
sailor-soup: What if the gems had a band called the gem stones where Pearl played electric keyboard, Garnet played triangle,Amethyst played drums, and Steven played ukulele and Connie was their biggest fans Haha, that’d be great. I don’t
fallalbomb: do you ever read headcanons or fanfiction and you’re like “this is really cute but also very out of character”
hello-domo-bear: Huge Steven Universe Fan ;) So I was looking for some SU gifs and found these! And seriously was like, what-the-what?! What ep is this from?! Or are these just animations of the original concepts? That is kind of what it looks like
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
rasamune: So here’s my problem with the whole “Rose is the secret villain” theory, beyond “it doesn’t fit with the narrative” and “it’s really unimaginative” What’s her plan Like, seriously, what is her plan What insidious, diabolical
Does anyone else have this thing happen where, like, a patch of skin (usually just on limbs) gets really sensitive and kinda feels like it’s sunburned, even though it’s definitely not? Like it’s not red or anything but it’s very
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
“Both of You” makes my heart hurt in a very particular way. Like, I hadn’t heard it in a while but I’m listening to the soundtrack and, like, I got the exact same feeling again. And it’s so specific, I don’t really know how to describe it.
ciritus: rampaigehalseyface: itsamultifandomthing: barackfuckingobama: thepokeyhokey: #steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.
richenbach: deanlovecastiel: frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”
alexsdystopia: “When I see her,” I said, “it’s like - I don’t know what it’s like. It’s like I never saw anything at all before. It’s like I am filling up, like a wine-glass when it’s filled with wine. I watch the acts before her and
sleepysenshi: so both su and kuvira have that winged eye shape, and like what if it’s makeup and su taught teenage kuvira how to do the winged eyeliner (maybe it was for the dance troupe) and kuvs has since inherited it as her look
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
When i don’t get questions i feel like I’m my followers mom, like they never come visit and say hi. Like what shitty followers do i have. It took me 5 seconds to post that picturesque picture and THIS is what i get in return? Spoiled selfish
frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO” a colorblind person just messaged
Dear moon and you, Do you know what I started to like to do each night I think about him? Guess… give up? Ha-ha. Well, I stare at you and think about how it’s like if it’s easier just to give him the answer straight up. But dang, why is it
titleknown: homojabi: It’s honestly so weird to think that I’m someone’s idea of a person who does not and cannot exist. Like someone will be like “what’s next, a disabled transgender Muslim lesbian?” And it’s like… that’s me :) and
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
exposed-sissies: So, you like being posted? Good little slut sent me quite a few pics today. And it looks like my followers like you too. So cunt, what are you looking fir and where are you? If you message me and ask me not to post it, I wont. This
zerachin: dumbledorathexplora: trapped-horse: sanjl: “What? Why so?” “My intuition… rather, I can say it’s too troublesome. Or should I say I don’t want to return to a word like that again…” WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?? The movie is
gaymzee: you know those people who draw their eyebrows on what if it was raining and they were outside so it washed their eyebrows off and somebody was like “whats all over your face” and they were like “my eyebrows”
i-am-nephy: hardstylegeneration: What is it with people and always talking about rough sex ? Like, what happened to the slow and passionate shit ? All I ever see on here anymore is girls getting dominated and all that kinda shit, and it’s like,
regardsbree replied to your post: my knee is so fucked up like some shit :( I’m sorry bbyz thanks bebe :/
That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.
There is absolutely nothing worse than being excited for food and then have it not taste like what you were expecting like I’m about to trash all of my bowl of food because I’m mad irritated and it was also messy and i hate when my food gets
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
before you use a gendered slur (99% of which are degrading to females) ask yourself what you find so offensive and abhorrent about being a girl or girl-like like what is it about the idea of behaving or looking or acting like a girl (what does that even
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
Reading snuggled down in the sofa is nice. But like what if we were two and brought the covers and pillows from the bed too and snuggled down interlocking our legs. And we could look over the tops of our books to admire eachother. And what if you caressed
heavensickness:Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the ones you don’t know) during the day like “the swedish taurus girl had an exam today, I hope it went well”
klancerous: elimnebe: jen-iii: To anyone who went to SDCC and tried out Hunk’s food goo: what was it?? Like what was it made of?? Was it icecream or like jello or something?? This has been plaguing me all day I need to know omfg It was good, gooey
Rebecca has such a good grasp of giving people things they never thought they needed like We could be like ‘Oooohhh, I would love it to be this!’ and she’s all like ‘Nonono, what you REALLY want is THIS’ and we’re like ‘Oh shit!!! You’re
textsfromtitanfood:Eren and Armin coming across a colorful snake while they’re on firewood duty and they’re like… what’s that saying….and Eren’s like “red on yellow, sweet and mellow, it’s totally harmless.” and Armin’s like “No…..it’s