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“what are the machines called where the girl sits on it and it looks like a saddle and it vibrates on her clitoris? and where can you buy them?”it’s called a sybian!you can buy it here……but it does cost ũ,345.
What it feels like when your with a really hung guy. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
What a lovely plump rump to pump – and it looks like she’s ready.
It’s a little different take, for once. Pay a visit to SnapsFromYourBully if you like this kind of stuff. And follow me on DeviantArt and BDSMLR to see what tumblr coulnd’t handle! ;)
thisismirspeaking: adhd culture is looking back dramatically from your doorway every time you go outside, scanning your house like a protagonist about to go on a life altering quest, just to make sure you didn’t forget anything (hint: you did)
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
What if there was a Snapchat filter where it looked like you wet your pants
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
batsock: Does anyone else like… Play a fanfiction in their head and it’s really good and keeps you occupied but when you actually sit down to write it just
anxiety-unlimited: manaphy: bakrua: 2 feferi and an equius ok but seriously this post is so old i remember seeing this like over 3 years ago when i had like 32 followers and i was like “aw, im bad :(”, then i saw it again like a few months later
idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
mrscarter-mrswest: Women are constantly held to a different standard than men are. Famous men are allowed to pose full frontal nude and their ability to parent is never called into question. Their status as a role model for young men is never debated.
flashytitle: american-dirtbag: pr1nceshawn: What People Think Being Bisexual is Like vs. What It’s Really Like. Yaaaaaas! Just because you’re married doesn’t mean your monogamous. This is cute and funny but has truth behind it. I’ve
It’s weird, being on the other side of wanting. Not, like, wanting wanting. But just wanting. But just the abstraction of it, the idea. Not the actuality. Obviously. I’m not explaining myself at all.
differentfacesameman: The fact that she spoke back to him in Gallifreyan surprised him, and brought a warm flutter in his chest. His arms tightened around her, almost like they were trying to merge into one being. It made sense that she knew it
mareena: me: has an extensive vocabulary from years of reading that spans tons of subjects and purposes my adhd ass: can’t remember the word for “mattress”
catherine-tate: I’d like to do a play; I’d like to do Much Ado About Nothing; and it just so happens that the perfect Beatrice in my head is Catherine.
Someone get me Scully and Mulder because what the fuck is on my lawn right now
kosmik-kiko:emberadorn: koobaxion:Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
It looks like iTunes is leaving “Hit the Diamond” as a solo episode and grouping “Steven Floats” and “Drop Beat Dad” together which… is odd and I don’t know why they did that or what this means for the
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
jewcrawford: alright so i was blogging in my room and i hear my mom screech from the bathroom so i run downstairs to see whats going on and she was like “FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WINDOW” and look who it is my sister puT TAYLOR LAUTNER
rnarker: i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
aladone: It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls
josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
what the ever living fuck is five nights at freddy’s and why is it all over my dash.
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
just-shower-thoughts: Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart. That sounds….unfortunate
magpiemurph: thec0sm0naught: fungi: All the planets as one Mmpf I love how everyone just blithely continued treating Pluto as a planet after the science community Brutused it. Like “what do you mean? No I think you are mistaken, friend. We learned
pruscan: i hate being really attached to a fictional character bc it’s like?? you are them? but you also love them? but you also want to see them date someone else? but they are also your child? but you still want to have sex w them? what is this?
ryan-potter: Do you have any idea what it’s like knowing my real brother and mother spent everyday of their lives looking for me? How everyday my real brother screams my name? Can you imagine the pain they must be in not knowing where I am? Lion | 2016
queerpyracy: what books were you assigned to read in a class that you still hold a violent and bitter grudge against for me it’s into the wild and the scarlet letter
inkale: pornstarwars: do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u could someone like look @ a pic of me and tell me plz im so curious now
zairak:It would have been way funnier if the queen held out and died on 9/11. Like what the fuck would the US news media even do?
theclockworkphoenix:tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you
macdaddyc: These two aren’t your typical idea of what a love story is. They met in what seemed like a hopeless situation, and it wasn’t what you may picture, it wasn’t our usual Disney “daddy don’t like it”, “he’s a prince and I’m poor”
(WHAT WILL YOU DO?)(VOTE HERE!)Dispatch: It seems like despite the beatdown, the bandits are still kicking. Well, not kicking, but breathing. Maybe that should change.Secure: Let’s not get lame out here, killing isn’t cool, and you’re too cool for
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
“This is planet Trendy, a poppin’ joint where you’ll find the hippest couples in the universe dropping it like it’s hot. If you want to show the bae that you da man, then you best turn up here. Her body and the place be swagger.
I’m just a bit saddened because HS has been a huge part of my tumblr life for almost 4 years and I met some of my closest friends through it and I also got to meet all you guys here and plus I started to use my tablet more around the time I got into
pixl8ing:when “just the tip” becomes “i really need to use you” becomes “i’m sorry, it’s not my fault when you look like that” becomes “hold still for me, i’ll be gentle” becomes “shut up and take it, this is what you’re made
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
floralmarsupial: “What would you say if you could talk?”“Let me out” “Let me go.” “What’s it like to touch space?”“Being shot in a tin missile up into the sky?” “It’s noisy, frightening and very dangerous.” “Let me go.”
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
namingisdifficult:jen-iii:Why does this seem like some sort of fanfiction plot? From what I hear, this episode is a crossover with another series called Uncle Grandpa, which is about a magical dude who’s simultaneously everyone’s uncle and grandfather.
Sardonyx is an old fusion who probably hasn’t been out since the war and uh I just noticed but SardonyxHas Pink Diamonds on her shoes
To anyone who went to SDCC and tried out Hunk’s food goo: what was it?? Like what was it made of?? Was it icecream or like jello or something?? This has been plaguing me all day I need to know omfg
This isn't what it looks like..
Dream| via instagram on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/93138903?utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=image_share&utm_source=tumblr
and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent
What do you want to see more of? Not likely to act on it as you have to purchase my premium to see anything more but I’m curious and it may influence what deals I put up for Christmas so load up my ask box
These two aren’t your typical idea of what a love story is. They met in what seemed like a hopeless situation, and it wasn’t what you may picture, it wasn’t our usual Disney “daddy don’t like it”, “he’s a prince and I’m poor” scenario,
It’s like, damn, there are some really good housing deals on Craigslist. But no one ever contacts me back.
