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This one comes to us by way of submission from tumblr user slutwife15. Â Not as much of a back and forth as it is a simple description of what went down. Â And it sounds like what went down was, in a word, AWESOME! If she’s as nice to us as she
What is squirting, really?“What is “squirting”? is it really pee? I think it is because i tried to squirt one time and it felt like i was peeing. but i can orgasm without squirting. i just want to learn how to explain to other people what “squirting”
fetishfunky: Kerry Louise is a trashy tart that gobbles cock and looks good doing it. I like.
i just sent my portfolio to be printed and i really like my covers if i do say so myself
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
i drew me and my roommates at our anniversary dinner (from a photo obviously) because we’ve been roommates for like ten years and it’s ridiculous okay basically they are both adults and i am just a complete fuckup
This shirt usually hides Reshiram, but it looks like he’s pokin out a bit now. Also I got this shirt from NYC during the Black/White launch. :u
I’ve been getting messages about drawing Lapis and i’m really struggling.Because part of my is like “she is a nice and cute edgelord… too precious”and the other is more like “let’s do it”oh man.. what to do
karkalicious-definition said: filipino agreeing over here except my family overseas has been doing it for like what since like beginning september all of a sudden like “MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FALALALALALA” it’s crazy God thats
I keep taking pictures and just feel like what’s the point. I don’t do anything with them, I don’t show people, they’re just there
Do you ever lose a favorite article of clothing in the laundry and your life turns into a psychological thriller and it feels like every force of the universe is working against you?
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
203y: im not sure which ones are in which order but this is also what i mean! there’s a lot of gatekeeping shit by nonsurvivors and it feels like i have to fuckin come out and reveal whats happened to me in the past so that i dont get flooded with
I honestly don’t get the whole ace discourse thing like?? What is the issue??
billieviperarchive: RTAW - Day 05 - One underrated moment: All right, now I’m making the decision. I’m not going to die. We’re going to ride this one out. It’s like what they say about earthquakes. You can survive them by standing under a doorframe.
i like my fighting game characters indefinably offensive. where you’re uncomfortable playing them because he’s a black dude who /could/ be mike tyson but isnt and it’s like “what a cliche, I’m not playing this cocksucker”, but you do anyway
arminarlert: jean and armin joking around in the barracks and jean being like “haha armin you’re so cute i could kiss you” and armin being like “haha why don’t you” and jean’s like “what” and then armin rolls his eyes, edges closer
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
it feels like I’m wearing a second skin rn like there’s my skin a layer of like. water or gel or something. and then this weird second skin and it’s freaking me out oh my god I regret everything such a mistake ahhhhh
lesbianturians: the thing that is absolutely heartrending about mcu foggy/matt is like….. foggy gets especially upset when he finds out that matt can read heartbeats. and it’s like, can you imagine finding out that the man you’re in love with knew
ptrckstmph: as a victim and survivor of child abuse, i think what’s more triggering for me (personally, as every survivor is different and should have their needs considered individually) than seeing depictions of abuse is seeing the opposite.i’m
inthetags:reblog and put in the tags what accent you have.
borderlessbird: When you are happy and enjoying yourself and BPD comes and now you are a hot mess
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: “Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight them. EXCEPT THAT I AM.”- Rose Tyler, before and after coming back as the Bad Wolf in Parting of the Ways Rose Tyler: Oh? She wanna fight? When we get outside I’m
thedude3dx: Updates! I’ve found a hairstyle that fits Kayla just right. It’s not as sporty as the previous look, but it sticks to the same general theme and it seems like what you might get if our starring lady feels like a more casual aesthetic.I
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
What I would really like is some info on the system requirements because looking into Game Wizard, it requires iOS 8.0 which isn’t available on iPhone4 (which is the phone I have) and it seems likely if that requires 8.0 then Attack the Light will
I actually somehow overlooked Connie in the description for “We Need to Talk” so it does seem likely that Stevonnie will at least come up at some point in that episode
Me, visiting family for the first time in a while and getting caught up on all the bonkers drama that’s been going on with various family members:
marisatomay:you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: johnnyxmarvel: Sad and beautiful all at once. It’s like an abandoned library. Somehow, I feel like this is something that will actually happen one day. I need to write stuff about it now. Ahem. — This is a story about
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS ship with: aobarb, mizooks, korean bbq, nooz, and akushiba inu.(⊙ω⊙) friendship them with: /shrugs. i feel like he &mizuki would be best buds. general
probably my most favourite thing ever is when there’s like 5+ squids in one area trying to kill each other and it’s like utter fucking chaoslike i don’t even care if i’m the last one standing it’s just the complete chaos and not knowing what’s
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
mrt0ny: had chipotle today for the very first time, AND IT SUCKED, like what kind of place doesn’t cut their quesadillas ? DA FUCK , i had to eat like a cave man and shit -___-
re-fuzaichakushin: people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like “shit”
GOD DAMN YOU HAROLD: what it is like to live with an anxiety disorder
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
It’s amazing how everything and nothing matters at the same time, no wonder everyone is so fucked up about life all the time.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
wintersoldeirs: when you see a person smile and it’s like……holy shit…….what is this magic…………please do that again
wants2fist: Woah! Those lips are amazing! I could play with those for hours on end. I’d love to see her in a bikini! I bet people wonder if she’s a tranny when they see the size of what she’s packing. I did a little research and it looks like this
lavendersucculents: lavendersucculents: I’m sick of this new definition of “thick”. like rihanna is not thick. she is still very much conveniently thin and whats REALLY irritating is how all these non plus size, “i jus developed some hips and
delacrux: capacity: It’s kind of uncomfortable looking too good like when I walk into Walmart I stand out and it’s like what am I supposed to do, be ugly with y’all? Iono bout that Me after walking out of the barbershop
Every time a dad does something that a dad should be reasonably expected to do, people want to be like OMG DAD OF THE YEAR BEST DAD IN THE WORLD and it’s like no???? He is literally doing what he should be doing??? He is fathering his children???? Is
relaxandenjoylifetothefullest: flame1957:I have another blog you might wish to view. It is named The Sexy Satyr. — For the beauty of it all Like what you see? Follow me for all this and more https://www.tumblr.com/blog/relaxandenjoylifetothefullest
montypla replied to your post “Would NSFW2 basically be Futurama’s “UltraPorn”? Are you even old…”I would imagine NSFW 2 being like Super Saiyan 2 for pornBut what would it be like to go beyond even that?
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
a-really-bad-decision: is-anyone-home:idk but like if my boss told me to do something and i didnt do it…i could be written up or fired so why does it not apply to celebs (i know why but you get my point) idk man if my boss told me to lose 1/3 of my
