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objects-for-male-use: A perfect expression of what it means to be an object.
“Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking.” ― Herman Melville, Typee: A Peep at Polynesian Life
fuckyeahdexter: You don’t mess with this. He will plastic-wrap your ass to a table, punk. THERE’S A PLASTIC BABY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PHOTO AND IT FREAKS ME OUT.
sxctogether:im-the-doctor-basically-run: True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella. I just fell in love
That moment when you just look at your drawings and want to flip a table. Fml.
lp3313r: “That’s it Mrs. Jensen, take off your work clothes.” “Leave the lingerie on and bend over the table. "I’m first, my friends will be here shortly.”
graleesi: True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella. holy fuck
Whebookishandi: «You’ll grow old at the same time as me?» «Together» She settles on the sofa, legs curled up under her body, while he sits sandwiched between her knees and the coffee table. He refuses to turn on the ceiling light, preferring
imapervert: Andressa Soares……… SON!!!!!!!! *Slaps the table* One of the baddest women walking the earth, and it’s not up for debate. Her thighs are like little tree trunks. My mouth was open most of the time I watched this shit. This is how
snarky-gourmet: why possibly take away from someone’s source of income by reposting art without permission when you can just *stums a banjo* not why steal someone’s hard work and creation when you can just *smashes a table* not why make artists
writingdirty: From my upcoming anthology: Stories of the Order of Dionysus. The Hole by Jack Stratton The bar was beautiful, dimly lit, with dark wood paneled walls, black lacquered tables, low music, and a hushed buzz of conversation. The bartender nodde
blujayonthewing: writing-and-nutmeg: yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute
thebootydiaries: ima-fuckingt4ble: thebootydiaries: how some of y'all think this works NO ONE THINKS THIS ok so when people say “make muslims tell isis to stop” how do they think it’ll happen?? i pull out a samsung instead of an iphone????
cutyvie: I made this chastity key fob for my wife. The caged cock is the universal code for a male locked in chastity. She can take the key out of her purse and place it on the table whenever we are out in public. If someone asks about the key, she will
vanillaqueen4u: drhung90: vanillaqueen4u: You think you can handle your stick?? Who wants to play a game?? Take your best shot 😉 Damn! You ever thought of being fucked through that pool table? @drhung90 yes.. and it’s in my ex husbands house
tiergan-vashir: smilesforone: sequoiaofeorzea: thepinkpumpkin: cainballad: at first I thought it said “swiveling” but “Curse those whoresons and their fucking round table.” The Eorzean “F” word. Swive yeah! AWW YIS.
holy-bara: Since I haven’t used these models like in ages. I decided to keep practising my animation skills with them. Too bad that somewhere along the way I manage to completely fuck up Graves’ model. And despite my best efforts to fix it, I wasn’table
wastedromance: thepoeticlovechild: I’m lowkey scared to date a girl from tumblr because she might have that tumblr mindset and it might be uncomfortable. Like you don’t have to give me head under a table in Denny’s, I just wanna eat my hash browns.
pettyrevenge: My family didn’t have a lot of money, so right after I graduated from high school, I got a job waiting tables to help pay for Community College. I was lucky enough to get a job as a server at the local Houlihan’s and it was pretty good
smudgeandfrank: We are the crystal gems~!WOOHOO!!! I finally got around to making a Steven Universe print! And it’s going to be with me at Denver Comic Con June 30-July 2! If you’re going to be at DCC 2017 come to table R08 to get your own print!
ginasbdsm: Having grown up on a dairy farm- Nicole knew exactly what the machine was doing to her. She just didn’t know how she ended up here, bound and strapped to this table while it milked her large swelling breasts. Unable to move or stop the
believeinrecovery: A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change- because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening
littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Jean watched Lea from where he sat at the table, taking a small sniff of his food as he ate. He was completely unaware of the habit he formed when in the labs and it was second nature long before they had met. He knew
im-the-doctor-basically-run: True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
rabtownsend: condescension. model: @suspendedinlightphoto: rab townsend Nothing about this photo fails to bring me some kind of satisfaction, and it’s mostly Lyndsie’s doing. I was precariously balancing on top of a small bedside table amid a pile
sakimichan: Once again I couldn’t get a table at Anime North, so I entered their cover contest. No replies yet and it’s only less then 2 weeks away from AN. I Hope they announce the winners soon, so i can either prepare or not ! If anyone knows
tokyomicma: TOKYO SNAKE CENTER- snake cafe You choose a ‘table attendent snake’ when you first go in and can enjoy drinks with them✨ You also have the option of holding snakes! Overall there are a lot of snakes and it was great
That awkward moment when you randomly remember one of your closest friends shoving you headfirst onto a table and then pinning you there while you frantically squirmed– and it was in the middle of class but nobody said anything
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
thefeelofavideogame: sandalphom: laughingsquid: Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display this thing is stronger than god you turn this thing on and it melts through your table and floor into the
courfeyclause: wings-for-castiel: headmeetsdesk: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less
youngpanties: Wearing this tight thong under my mini dress tonight! I even snuck some pics while I played under the table at dinner 😏 I’ve been wearing and having fun in this thong for 3 days and it’s finally up for grabs! 😊 I’d love for
acutelesbian:A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
headmeetsdesk: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less than five minutes later people were
suburban-justice: lesbianavagardner: the energy of ordering food via drive thru and then eating it in your car in the parking lot is so powerful. like you could walk 50 feet and sit at a table in the light but we just stan alienation in this country
maurypovichofficial: watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table And it’s the same crushing disappointment when his dick is little
bellabloatbelly: If you saw how on the food court I stuff a giant round belly, like a huge ball, and do not stop, my belly is already on my hips and it throbs with its fullness, slightly moving the table. I try to reach the leftover food, but I miss
bismuth:holy shit i-………is pearlswap back on the table?? I could be completely and absolutely wrong about this but hear me out:So in the Movie, Spinel is referred to by the Diamonds as ‘Pink’s Little Playmate’ And ‘lost treasure.”
graspthesanity: working mica The woman looks down at all the six other blonde men below, being one of the newcomers who find interest in the room, has a need and the woman lights a cigarette, takes out some money and slams it upon the table behind me
boydsm: I really want to spoil a boy and make him a huge dinner of all his favorite food, and set up a table just for us. He’d be excited about it before I tell him the conditions: he’d have to sit through the entire dinner with a vibrator in him.
azazelkalt: hybridneo: azazelkalt: Gagged ;) Very cool…how did you tape your own wrists? I put the tape in one wrist, and I stuckt the other pushing it with a table and my mouth!
jordanberlin: Charlie was then hog-tied on a table, ans Shay was chained to the X-Frame. The informant then told them he was never about to let them publish the story. The whole plan was to get the two of them and spring the trap on them, and it
littleboneshaker: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less than five minutes later people
dominantpleasures: Now be a good girl and bend over the table. You know you’ve been very naughty touching yourself secretly under your desk at work without permission and that always means a good disciplinary spanking is necessary. You also know it’s
