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the-spooky-chemist: currentuser: milkteasympathy: CLOTHING LIFE HACKS My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot. Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information. i swear, if anyone walked up to me and they’re tie
the-fuck-mothering-vampire: genicecream: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and this is why im
riskyfam:I was there for my dad. He knew I was. Even if it ment filling in for my mother after she passed away.”Cumming..baby im cumming” my dad bellowed out. He groaned a shot my baby brothers and sisters all over my swollen pussy mound. I let him
geilevanni: lutzrudolph: geilevanni: lutzrudolph: geilevanni: nackter1972: Mutter und Tochter Mother and daughter Fickbereit im Partnerlook Welche zu erst? Die Linke Und dann die Tochter So machen wie es Ich hoffe keine nimmt die Pille?
afamilyofincest: When my three daughters were born i was genuinely angry, but now that there all grown up and sluttier then there own mother, im the happiest man in the world
wellthatsadorable: silumia: psyfucks: comfortspringstation: Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever I’m so happy for this little kitty im cryin a bit That golden retriever is no dummy. He knows a cute baby kitten brings joy to
erry-dai-im-sherlockin: When you’re reading smutty fanfiction and your mother walks in
ithink-im-broken: Why Can’t my part of Cali feel like winter! Mother fucker feels like spring and shit. I want cold damn it! It was 80 degrees here in the IE!! 80 FREAKING DEGREES!!!!
paperbag-deino:HEY I REALLY WOULDN’T ASK FOR ANYTHING LIKE THIS UNLESS IT WAS NECESSARY, BUT IM HELLA STRAPPED FOR CASH ATM AND THIS BILL IS DUEI GOTTA DO EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS my mother father and I have been classified homeless for going on 3 years,
brownandtrans:Im D, follow me! Just because lol (homegirl321008) she/ her. Pre-all I enjoy posting, and getting to meet all the amazing ppl that message me after I post :) And for all those MOMS out there (pets count too) Happy Mothers Day !!!
weirdmageddon: im waiting for my copy of mother 3 to arrive so i made moodboards for my expectations of the characters having read the wiki pages and not yet played it
toontwink: hellenhighwater: saltofficial: [lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury- DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE reblog to ruin a law student’s life
sapphiremelody: tftbrhys: joltick: tftbrhys: im gay for motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit
ink-the-gods: ITS MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY! so since im such a nice guy send me an ask and i gotchu on a promo!
wcspymysecretside: islandsoljah808: spragzpc1: Forgotton porn star’s..yes it’s real ,he only did like 4porn videos and quite the industry cause his vids got so popular an it was shaming his kids an Christian mother .. Only reason im posting this
wcspymysecretside: islandsoljah808: spragzpc1: Forgotton porn star’s.. yes it’s real ,he only did like 4porn videos and quite the industry cause his vids got so popular an it was shaming his kids an Christian mother .. Only reason im posting
askbreejetpaw: Im sorry to do this guys, but me and my family are in a bad position right now, so my commissions are now emergency commissions/ donations. What has happened to make this an emergency? My mother has had her Bank card stolen, we have no
askbreejetpaw: askbreejetpaw: askbreejetpaw: Im sorry to do this guys, but me and my family are in a bad position right now, so my commissions are now emergency commissions/ donations. What has happened to make this an emergency? My mother has had
racistpartyking replied to your post: kilisonofthorin replied to your post: [whispers… now im imagining feminist fili and kili shouting ‘fuck the patriarchy’ ahhhhhhh As you should, tbh. They also take after their mother and beat up boys at
watchtheskytonight: chelsdamelsp: ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went
ghostcongregation: songsaboutswords: im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon
chelsdamelsp: ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge
thetallblacknerd: silumia: psyfucks: comfortspringstation: Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever I’m so happy for this little kitty im cryin a bit How do you reject cuteness
cub2: im not sure if you guys have seen this yet, but carla wood alcorn (leelas “mother”) was interviewed. she continues to misgender and disrespect her daughter, saying that no service will be held in fear of protests. i dont know the words to describe
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:theroyalorphans:vulgarswami: vulgarswami: johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED Is your mother Spencer Shay
Sarah: What kind of mother am i? Dlephine: The best…And a good sister. Guys im just too emotionial. Every scene is so emotional. Except for the Hendrix family scenes. They are hilarous as fuck.
weaintaboutshit: tsunamiwavesurfing: tsunamiwavesurfing: i think im gonna commit seppuku i never elaborated on this post but since i made it thru the ordeal a stronger man here what happened: my mother came thru to visit me and like i was in the
naoleaf: nootnootmothafuckah: extreme-fuzzy-socks: Also a reminder that this was put on the Knight’s home page. NO LEELAH ALCORN. REMEMBER HER. IM SO UPSET A FUCKING TRANS PERSON DIES AND NOT ONLY IS HER MOTHER MISGENDERING HER BUT SO IS MEDIA
hellenhighwater: saltofficial: [lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury- DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
abiotic: antiandrogen: ypoos: by @livebeautifulmama http://ift.tt/1UdnAqm that baby is so round im crying ok that baby is the cutest thing i’ve seen today and the mother is beautiful
jjaspers: MY MOTHER JUST CAME IN AND GAVE THIS TO ME IM ACTUALLY CRYIGN
ijennle: mikeyfuscolovesme: styles-sluts: harrystyleslove: degrassiqueen: OKAY SERIOUSLY, DID THEY JUST MAKE THIS? MY MIND IS BLOWN IS THIS REAL LIFE HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I JUST CHECKED AND NOW IM SO MINDFUCKED THANK YOU DAVID KARP <3333
eternalsailor2chainz: E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK
supermattural: thezydratezombie: gallifrey-feels: “Mostly void, partially stars” ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT VALE NAILS?!?! yo im a dude and even i want this
plerndraws: niuzao: bigmoneyhustle: plerndraws: Wow father of the year Gerome “small eyes” “I always pull out” McGee “son i hate to say it but the best parts of you ended up a stain on your mothers sheets and frankly im not quite sure
ashs-ass: phan-you-not: amazingphil: lifeinthefandom: YOU CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS I VOLUNTEER TO MOTHER YOUR CHILDREN pHIL at first im like wtf do you mean “phil” AND THEN I FUCKING NOTICED
soliairs: teeniechoppa: synnesai: idanceatfunerals: ….Mother of Demeter… dear god… I’ve died and gone to heaven YOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS JUST THINKIN ABOUT THIS THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD IM GONNA MAKE SOME CAUSE I HAVE LIKE 9 THINGS OF CREAM CHEESE
lizardiva: cub2: im not sure if you guys have seen this yet, but carla wood alcorn (leelas “mother”) was interviewed. she continues to misgender and disrespect her daughter, saying that no service will be held in fear of protests. i dont know the
wtfzeus: book-of-thieves-private: wtfzeus: Not Zeus, but still hilarious and also relevant to your interests im crying from laugther and my mom is asking me to be quiet HOW CAN YOUR MOTHER NOT FIND THIS SHIT HILARIOUS!!?!!!
spoopy-cactus:thyrell:i love how rn half of tumblr is like omg new people!!!! just so u know here r the social norms heres how u pick a new icon heres how reblogging works have fun!!! and the other half is like if i see a mother fucker from tiktok im
seraph-blades-and-whips: isnerdy: fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting. im cryinggg
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