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You are the only white man of the village. The mid-wife asked you if you knew who had got your wife pregnant, if he was the same man who had fathered your first child. And even worse, she asked you if he had told you how many children he wanted you and
Your trainer told your wife, “if you plan to cuckold him, he must learn from the very beginning that smelling your pussy, or even licking it clean when it’s completely covered by your lover’s cum, is a privilege he has to earn by being
Can I just take this moment to show everyone this hella rad thing technicoloredame drew for me (ye ok it is me being a weenie with heichou sue me) and if you’re not yet following her, do rethink your life choices because she is one of the coolest
Taking the bitch for a walk. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the United States, and if you’re not in the U.S., Happy November 28th! So don’t expect much from me today because I’m going to be a little busy with the family. So I won&rsqu
If you like what you see here please submit some shit. If you hate it, even more reason to send me some better shit!! At least like or reblog for fuck’s sake. Spread the word people! If you’re a band, send me a link or an mp3 and i will
If you like what you see here please submit some shit. If you hate it, even more reason to send me some better shit!! At least like or reblog for fuck’s sake. Spread the word people! If you’re a band, send me a link or an mp3 and i will pimp that
if you like what you see here please submit some shit. If you hate it, even more reason to send me some better shit!! At leastlike or reblog for fuck’s sake. Spread the word people! If you’re a band, snd me a link or an mp3 and i will pimp
If you’re a cuck, we’re going to humiliate you. If you’re a stag, I’m going to make your hotwife the star of the show. If you want to join in, let’s party. And if you think I can’t fuck her, don’t expect to cuddle
If you want me to trying captioning some of your pix, message me here, or on Reddit (link below), and I’ll try a couple and show you them on Imgur, and if you want them on Tumblr, we can do that too! ;D I just write whatever I think, so it’s up
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
kemonodad: kemonodad: How To Furry: Hewwo guys!!! Furry culture is wanting 20 werewolf dicks And saying you love big furry men!!! Haha follow me for more relatable furry j okw s ! Ha ha ah !!! Lets talk about werewolves more till its an overused
seabondagesadist:Resistor ( https://www.recon.com/view_profile.aspx?id=483775 ) tighty frog tied in the living room. A perfect place to rest your boots on a sunny afternoon is on a bound boy… And if you need a little exercise… 😈
nonbinarysapphic: experiment : reblog this with your sexuality and if you bite down on ice cream or not when eating it
If you’re on tumblr right this very second, you should know that even if times get rough you are still a fucking fantastic person and you deserve to have a great day.
fallingloki: what if you gained your icons personality for a week
lulucute:if you know someone with pisces, taurus, libra, aries sun or moon the way to comfort them is by touching. like you can sit silently with them and just hold their hand or touch them and they will be happy and content. it’s super cute and sweet.
virgosaturn: lunarsaggy: reblog with your venus sign and if you think staying at home & watching tv/movies is a date Leo and no, but I do luv doing it w a s/o
worstliar:is the prev tags divide just millennials vs gen z or am i missing something. put in the tags how old u are and if you’re pro prev tags or not
if you're gonna put your fingers in a girl please cut your goddamn nails
bliss41: dapperowl: rebloggable by request. Apparently this was mind-blowing. JUST SAYING. for anyone who was reblogging the other post about how to fraud paypal. DO NOT DO IT and if you commission me or buy my adoptables please list the payment
pirate-cashoo: Bird Person is majestic and adorable and if you disagree then come fight me bonus:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
freckles-everywhere: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE. THE VOICE BEHIND THIS LOVELY MOTHER FUCKER IS ALSO AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY BUT IVE BEEN SCREECHING AT MY LAPTOP
jimmy-tiberius: ihadsuchhighhopes: professionally-dead: This makes me so happy And if you can’t find a dad a lesbian will work just as well I didn’t think it could get better but it got better
jordan–reet:“I’ll tel you my address. You can swing by whenever. I’ve got the living room and kitchen unpacked so it’ll be fine.” He didn’t want the way out she offered him. “It was probably the latter of the two, sorry to say.”
So, it’s my birthday on Sunday, and if anyone is feeling generous, here’s a link to my PayPal!
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast. She is literally the only thing standing
sleepybbe:when they hold your jaw in place to kiss you 🥺
tarynel: westafricanbaby: COLORIST People have the AUDACITY to say Bria Myles is ugly and looks like a donkey “without makeup and if you take away her body”Ok soo should we start pulling receipts on the surgically enhanced light skinned women people
If you leak women's photos and names, I will block the fuck out of you. And if you were stupid enough to post your own photos and name on you page, I will share the fuck out of you to teach you a lesson.
sassminsterabbey: the-galway-girl: imperfectwriting: smalldoll: If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating
iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: do any of y'all use male sex toys and if you do what are some of your favourites? gimme suggestions guys!! xxxxxxxxxxxx I have fleshlight and so far its the best toy I’ve used so far. They also have a great variety
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?
And if you were to come back to me I know just how you’d do me. And if you were to come back to me I know just why you’d choose me And if you were to come back to me we’ll make another movie. 😘
beethovensbae: If you get in my car and classical music is playing and you say “ugh what is this?” You best hop the fuck out because you best believe I will hardcore jam to Rimsky Korsakov as I drive away from your unappreciative ass.
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And if you leave… if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two… forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I…
If you like S&M, go choke a bitch If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff If you got an envelope, go open it If you need to urinate, stop holding it If you’re mad fed up, find a bone to pick And if you wanna get laid, then don’t commit
if you havent figured it out yet, never ever poop at school, ok? and if you really cant hold it, go to the most unused bathroom, and if there’s people, wait until they flush or turn on the water to wash their hands. I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
if you touch my ears, kiss my ears, lick my ears, tongue fuck my ears — basically just do anything to my ears — i will melt in a puddle
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:You’re a Dom/Domme. Not a Bully. So if you have to force your Sub you have failed. Your lover has submitted to you willingly and if you have to use fear as a control device you have failed. Pain is for your pleasure together. So if you have to
milkcollege: milkcollege: Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon
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Pro-tip to making people who are on their periods happy: do literally anything they want. DON’T SAY NO TO ANYTHING. I’m menstruating and if you tell me no I’m probably going to burst into tears because of it at some point
If you are under 18 unfollow me NOW I couldn’t care less how ~mature~ you think you are or if you’re ~about to turn 18~ If you are not 18 or older you have no place here!!! I could be legally charged with providing pornography to minors if worse came
