and if you do
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find and if you do on porn pin board
and if you do clips
Do you do anal? And if so do you have pics of it?
And you better do as I told you, because if you misbehave I will accept Larry’s offer to stay the entire week-end and I also will cut you off your weekly Saturday night reward wank.
You know you won’t be able to avoid asking her more and more questions, no longer mad at her, unequivocally curious. And she’ll see what hides behind you questions, and finally she is going to drop the big question: what would you do if she
You immediately recognised your secretary when your wife showed you that picture. Then you read the text. “I know you are dying to lick my pussy again, but I’ll only let you do it if you tell your hubby that we had sex, if you invite me over
If I love you, and if you’re into that, I’ll do it. I’m filthy, remember?
If this pirate captured you and trapped you in a room with her and did this…what would YOU do?
You didn’t understand what I was feeling, but you didn’t try too either. None of you did. You just carried on, and slowly I slipped further and further away until I was on the outside looking in. So fuck you for leaving cause if you do come back
Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you do, then you’ve got an amazing imagination for cruel ways a wife can tease her husband and make him her slave. Caption Credits: Uxorious Husband
and if you want to have a private show, request some pics, pay me to have sex with you. whatever. i will pretty much do anything for money at this point. so dm me i guess if you want something.
if you guys don’t mind indulging me for a minute: what would you like to see more of in my art? Is there anything you particularly enjoy about it?
If you want me to trying captioning some of your pix, message me here, or on Reddit (link below), and I’ll try a couple and show you them on Imgur, and if you want them on Tumblr, we can do that too! ;D I just write whatever I think, so it’s up
If you catfish and pretend to be anyone other than who you are, you are trash and absolutely fucking disgusting.
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
If you’re on tumblr right this very second, you should know that even if times get rough you are still a fucking fantastic person and you deserve to have a great day.
Do it?! 1- How are you? 2- Post a picture of yourself. 3- Do you ever wish you were someone else? 4- What is your entire name? 5- How old are you? 6- Age you get mistaken for: 7- Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: 8- What
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
do-fish-have-fingers: mamakarkat: princessjohn: even if you identify as male i will still call you gurl and if you identify as female i will still call you man gurl and man are gender neutral also bro dude guys HE’S A DUDE, SHE’S A DUDE, THEY’RE
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
jordan–reet:“I’ll tel you my address. You can swing by whenever. I’ve got the living room and kitchen unpacked so it’ll be fine.” He didn’t want the way out she offered him. “It was probably the latter of the two, sorry to say.”
If You Are Of Another Race, And Date Black Men, Be Honest With Yourself For A Minute. Do You Feel Threatened By / Antagonizing Toward Black Women?? If You Do, You Need To Fucking Change.
tarynel: We gotta do better with sex ed man. Wow. They’re better off as a virgin, because they have a lot to learn.
If you really want to do something do it because we all live once if we get reincarnated if that’s a thing that’s another storyMina17ish
“If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert and whatever you do, don’t die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don’t regenerate. Ever. Game over.” - Sonic the Hedgehog
If your friends don’t actively encourage you and want you to be at your best then who the fuck are they really? Get real friends who will tell you “you look like a million bucks” and will make you a better you.
Dear moon and you, Do you know what I started to like to do each night I think about him? Guess… give up? Ha-ha. Well, I stare at you and think about how it’s like if it’s easier just to give him the answer straight up. But dang, why is it
Do you ever just wonder what would have happened if you met people at a different time in your life? Or if you just went for it? Or if you didnt? Like. Not really wishing it would have happened that way. But having a crazy curiosity, and just imagining
And if you were to come back to me I know just how you’d do me. And if you were to come back to me I know just why you’d choose me And if you were to come back to me we’ll make another movie. 😘
And if you leave… if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two… forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I…
If only you could see yourself the way I do. There are so many things that you do, that if other people saw they would fall in love with you too.You will never really know someone until it is 430 am, and they are whispering their secrets into the
Do not get an animal if you cannot afford it. Do not get an animal if you have not researched it. Do not get an animal just because it is cute. Do not get an animal if you expect it to stay as cute and little forever. Do not get an animal if you do
If you do good things, good things will come to you. If you love everybody no matter what, good things and people will come to you. Love those who hate you, love those who wish ill will towards you and love those who judge you. Real goals in life should
Reblog if you want someone to write you a mini-biography in your ask based on what you post.
babesargent: run and hide, sabrina carpenter
thatthingfortytwo: I love this soaking wet pussy! Reblog and if you do too.
wern: wern: hungwy: Website with a button that says “click here to become Amish” and if you do your computer explodes link op where is the fucking link
if you havent figured it out yet, never ever poop at school, ok? and if you really cant hold it, go to the most unused bathroom, and if there’s people, wait until they flush or turn on the water to wash their hands. I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU
ja-ll: raggedick:this has basically been my life philosophy for years and if you do, try to fix it
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
if a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle it, go for a hoe that doesn't care about what you do.
hi fellow sexworker friends or even just people who make videos, what do you use to edit your videos?? and also whats a good one for now thats free to use??? thank youuu
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
laughingtillweredead: B&W/Horror Movies/Gifs - don’t look at them and if you do, don’t blink
if you touch my ears, kiss my ears, lick my ears, tongue fuck my ears — basically just do anything to my ears — i will melt in a puddle
If a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle it, go for a hoe that doesn't care about what you do.
cpllooking4f4fun613ontariocanada: katies-mistress: xox And if you do 😏 send us pics 😏😚 WOMAN ONLY….. SORRY GUYS 😉
If you’re depressed, and have ANY symptoms in relation to depression, whether its clinical or not, or think you have ANY disorder or disability, you probably don’t, and even if you do, I’m not going to sit there and listen to you on the phone,
snow-white-and-little-red: And suddenly I gained 5 followers in like an hour?? Where do you people come from? What did I do?? (Jen stop sending people they think I’m cool now because your cool and I’m not) Everyone follow my friend shes hella rad
nosoulforsale:fileformat:when anons think they’re dragging U and u just mass delete ur messages lmfaoits so funny thinking about them literally refreshing your page over and over again but youve deleted the message n moved on w your life
tobecomeaprince: look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything
And here it is, our first comic page! It should be updating twice a week, and if you want the story as to why Trixie is doing this, please, check out the story, which you can find here.As well, if you feel so generous, please consider supporting the comic
If you can spend an hour of your free time every day watching tv or using your cell phone, reading, or any other activity you choose to do, you can spend an hour, half an hour, or even ten minutes a day practicing yoga and meditating. You do have the
I wish I could say that I have been physically assaulted by my significant other’s mother and that it was a lie. I wish I could say it was a terrible joke, I wish I could make that statement and tell you that it isn’t the truth. But it is.
rocklife365: naked-yogi: If you make me even slightly uncomfortable here, I will block you. Oh, and I do mean even slightly. This is MY space. I have EVERY right to control it, and every right to control who interacts with me here. Recently I have
If you really want your money back you need to stop hiding behind the anonymous button and send me an email.
