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She said, “honey, my boss told me to ask you if you’ve noticed the hickeys on my neck,” and, when you cast your eyes down, added, “and if you’d mind shaving my pussy for him.”
When your wife told you, “Honey, ask your boss if he minds if you go to bed now,” and you obeyed; you accepted being a cuckold.
You wouldn’t be watching if you knew how to fuck her properly, would you, cucky?.
asklickylick: I’m sick today so I barfed on UG and now Licky’s dragging me away and I’m don’t know where she’s taking me. I don’t you ever do that again..thanks Licky for getting her out of here, now..if you’ll excuse me I need to take
There comes a point where taking pictures of her just isn’t enough…and you have to fuck her. It’s what I’d expect other guys to do if they were in our bedroom. And if you are a guy that makes it into our bedroom, will you be able to handle
How many of you are locked right now?I’m curious as to how many of my followers are locked in chastity right now…If you are, send me an ask telling me why you’re locked up, who locked you, how long you’ve been locked, and if you know how
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Candice you’ll stroke to her and then cum on your face
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Behati then you’ll worship her legs and feet!
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Josephine then you’ll ruin your orgasms for her
If You Love Me Valentine’s Day Series: If you love Goddess Adriana then you’ll be her throne and facesitting slave
If you think your screen name is witty or unique, send me an ask and I’ll tell you what I think of it.
natsubutart: IMPORTANT:If you are underage you can’t commission us NSFW things. You know why? It’s ILLEGAL and since we are adult we really risk a lot if they discover we sell ‘porn’ to underage people.Please don’t make things difficult for
hoodoonsfw: If you want one just contact me and we can totes talk about it~~ c: If you want just a sketch or just line art, contact notsafe or myself directly~ Sup everyone, we’re doing some collab commissions. If you would like one be sure to
isolateddeerbra: Gift for Happyds! I love their OC’s so much omfg! I’d like to know if it’s okay to draw fan-fusions cause I’m so down. Though idk if Pearl can fuse, her gem is cracked…. “Come on Pearl! You can do it! Just ask ReRe if you
Full offense but if you still submit to thepureskin after all the shit that’s come out and been proven by dozens of girls then I’m unfollowing you no matter how much I like your blog.
badlittlekoala: Why’s it so hard to find a man I’m attracted to that wants to beat the shit out of me and cum on my face!?
If you got a dollar for each follower...
mothmaam: Happy autism acceptance month! Reminder to unfollow & block me if you Support Autism Speaks Use “Autistic” as an insult Use or call anyone the r slur Use the “Autistic screeching” meme, this Infantilize autistic people
Hey if you sent me an ask for the OC meme it will def be answered :D If I have the time/energy/aren’t feeling too perfectionistic, I’ll write a ficlet, but it may take a couple days. It’s cuz I care about my OCs a lot and I am slow :)
lord-kitschener: That post bout how it’s Neurotypical to say it’s polite to say please and thank you to food service workers has blown up, and the main counter-argument seems to be “it doesn’t matter if I say please and thank you anyway, because
theresaheroinyou answered your question: I just had a weird, random thought: I think that is a really cool idea and if you guys decide to go to wales and I have my place by then, my door is open. fortunatelyfaded replied to your post: I just had
animaliism-archive-deactivated2: I want h o n e s t opinions about how I portray my character. If there’s a constructive criticism, I’d like to read it. If you’re too shy to say it, you can tell it with the anon on.
tobecomeaprince: look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.
almondbeanie: idk who u are or where i am. if you diss pride and prejudice im comin for ur ungrateful ass. we could be standing at the alter abt to say ‘i do’ and if you say ‘ugh i hate pride and prejudice’ id fcking leave you. id walk out of
mister-smalls: If you ever feel bad about your own writing, just remember that one of the world’s most well-known works of classic literature is self-insert fanfiction where the author hangs out with his favorite poet and is guided on his journey of
I hope you’re all having a good holiday or just a good day if you’re not celebrating anything and same goes for tomorrow. Stay safe and try to take time to destress if things get too hectic or overwhelming. This time of year can be a lot to
forgehting: polosfordayss: faded-and-dreaming: My inbox is always open always always always always Please. If you need me I’m here.
harukami: nohomoujaku: i just wanted this forever archived in my blog, carry on if you ever want to understand why I am so taken with dramatical murder the protagonist is like this basically all the time ok
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
iguanamouth: radglawr: methsnake: imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across
wanderlustsensuousaquarius: pearlmarley: my-tigerlily: pearlmarley:I sure hope I don’t have any trump supporters that follows me on tumblr 🤔 Same here. Unfollow if you are And if you’re a white person who says the “n” word After I posted
chocolatesingularity: Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all. If you ever feel bad about your art and think you won’t get anywhere,remember these are published professionals
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
If you’re an adult with access to Netflix (or the will to pirate) go watch Guillermo del toro’s cabinet of curiosities, it’s not for the faint of heart, and very well done. Truly terrifying stuff in a “the twilight zone”
hi guys i just hope everyone is having a wonderful day and if you’re reading this just know that someone loves you and cares for you, yeah?
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y'all gotta grow up.
You ain't real if you haven't had your hair washed in a kitchen sink
warhol-kid: “plant blog”, “a wild plant blog appeared”, “you’re plantastic”, “(18)+”, “masturbation tips”?????!! what is this shit!? stop self promoting on every post you see with this garbage. stop being lazy and if you want followers
gonna do the ones I want now and if you stillll want your name done then send them here and ill answer them on a side blog so I can go back to posting as normal
if you have muscles and tattoos we’re automatically married sorry i don’t make the rules
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
If you can save me now, let's go some place safe and sound. ♡
sushinfood: roses-fountain: I found this on YouTube and it’s so amazing! You guys should check out! THIS IS BRILLIANT!! No, really, this is phenomenal. I cried. This is—just—if you’re caught up on Steven Universe, watch this.
saltandbees:Buy saltandbees a Coffee. ko-fi.com/saltandbeesGot slammed with a few unexpected expenses right at the end of the month, and could really use a few extra bucks to make sure ends are met. If you enjoy what I do, consider supporting me on Ko-fi!
I get shots weekly for my allergies and the nurse who did them today just told me, “Jesus, you have no fat. Where am I supposed to put this needle? There’s a burger place right down the road, and Dairy Queen.” Then the other nurse smiled and agreed
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
You are not a bad student if you skip school every now and then to take a mental health day. It is important to care for yourself.
If you want to spoil me and send me money so I can buy clothes to stay cozy this winter you can send me Amazon e-gift cards to nude.yogini@gmail.com 💘