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Your wife’s boss’ cock was harder than ever, your wife’s pussy wetter; it was the first time they were going to have sex after you got married.
Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that
Robbie set down his backpack and walked over to his crush Sandra. He was trembling a little, and Sandra couldn’t help but smile at him, he looked so cute when he was nervous and scared, like a little boy. Sandra bit her bottom lip, she smiled at him
Vagrant Queen has an episode that is just a straight up unabashed tribute to the 1985 Clue movie and it is THE dumbest, goofiest, high-energy nonsense and I just adore it
Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You
*sinks down blushing brightly* I… I just half wet while on FaceTime with my friend *sinks lower* isjdkdmddkdI was just cleaning when she called and we talked for about 15 minutes…. I was fidgeting but I was literally thinking at least it’s
some pictures from my birthday bash last night! as you can see it was a zombie theme :) was fucking brilliant! everyone made such an effort and it was just so fun! all of my closest people were there too which just made it for me. opened presents and
tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that
genderphobia: i told this girl that estrogen made me grow a uterus so i could get pregnant and they’ll just cut the baby out of me and i’ll grow boobs but still have a penis and she was like “SERIOUSLY?!” and i was just like 👀 the American
@kleo2020 a lot of it was more or less free detox. i was most definitely a junkie, and i was well on my way toward being a full blown alcoholic. so you know, counseling, free food, and some detox. it was pretty sweet. I mean I was absolutely terrified
shinyprivatecorner: Sh: That was really fun! And that sex was… really pleasing… and he was so gently… Well maybe not all stalions are bad…and that one who is father of snow and minty was just a bad guy… Wind: Uff… Shiny…? I think i came
alunaes: arosary: WHY DID GRAVITY JUST WIN FOR BEST DIRECTOR WTF because Alfonso Cuaron was a low budget film maker before Gravity and this was his one shot with a big budget and it was a really awesome film, he deserves it. even his low budget films
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
poopjokesanonymous:remember that bizarre trend in like 2010/2011 where girls would get those RealD 3D glasses from movies and punch out the dark lenses and just kind of wear them as a fashion statement? or maybe that was just a thing that was isolated
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:Have you ever hea…you talking about WoW just reminded me that Lauren Zuke plays and i really wanna know what her main isI feel like she posted what her main was at some point but I can’t remember.
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
So I woke up and this is what I was thinking about and its really gross and smutty and the ending is just outright awkward and disgusting as things go horribly wrong. I’m kinda proud I sorta wrote something even if it was just writing down my random
brokenalphamale: My son caught me reading gay porn… Fuck…To my shock and disbelief, he didn’t ask for an Xbox or a car… He just… Wanted to fuck his daddy’s muscle ass.And I was just so fucking horny from the porn that I was just reading,
apatheticghost: i was just reading a synopsis for a film and it said it was coming out in 2014 and i was just like lol thats in a long time and then i realized that’s in six fucking months
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
thesylverlining: Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done? Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions. Raven
h0pper: h0pper: my prof who is gay (who i am out to) just gave me the. saddest look. and one of the students was like “are you okay?” and he was just like “ha, i’m here” this is just like. devastating. everyone is just like quiet. he let
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
c-utex:tiahra:“No one ever talked about Robin Thicke after the VMAs of 2013. It was all my fault and I was the one who was acting like a ‘slut’. And that isn’t the only example of a woman being put in a box. I’m just speaking out for women to
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
nirvananews: “This was in Seattle, 1990. He simply came off stage, sat down and cried for about half a minute. Then he was fine. He had just trashed his gear on stage, and it was simply a release of energy. It is a painful picture, but it’s about
official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red
rubyredwisp: I was in a department store and I was just in the lift, and the lift doors opened and this woman kind of looked at me and did a double-take and just said, “Khaleesi”. And the doors went closed… - Emilia Clarke, SDCC (x)
daddys-littlesluts: My heart was beating lightning fast when she suddenly turned towards me and said “I can see you staring, you know”. I was just waiting for my best friend to come home to go out and it was just me and his mom in the house. It has
My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie is
andioyu: My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie
staircasespirits: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written
cantevenspeak: ” […] even today i was dealing with a lot and i was just like having a really bad day and what brought me out of it was just a beautiful, beautiful young girl that i met and she told me that i inspired her to go without her wig today
cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home
So my mom just walked into my room and I was pretending to be asleep because they were at a Christmas party and I have to work early tomorrow morning and it was really weird because she just quietly opened the door, and I expected her to yell at me for
sherlockisgay: cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home (x)
last night darfin surprised me and took me out for a date (saw zootopia wee) and it was really cute and he was so lovey and I felt bad because I was so tired and not peppy, but he was all playful and touch-y and just super duper into me and he asked how
cummbunny:gotta lil baby bootyI remember once a war was started on this picture bc someone said I had a big ass and everyone was like FUCK THIS GIRL SHE HAS NO ASS and I was just like .. me and my tiny ass are just trying to live
je-hong: “I was in a department store and I was just in the lift, and the lift doors opened and this woman kind of looked at me and did a double take and just said ‘Khaleesi’.”
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
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