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After the party, your wife commented several times that your boss had been an exceptionally polite, gallant and attentive host and a real gentleman. Just one week later he was fucking your always-proper wife behind your back and she was begging him to
It was all the sex he had had since she had cuckolded him several months before, and he was willing to say anything she wanted, from deserving to be a cuckold to promising his wife to ask her lover to fuck her with no condom.
zetastrike21: smittygir4mod: we won as 6 reapers 2 edgy 4 u I was in this and it was great cuz the entire enemy team just left afterwards
linzthenerd: ineedthesandandthewaves: This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie. They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful
ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #268: Don’t you dare close your eyes while I’m inside of you. I don’t care how good it feels. Open your eyes and look at me. I know you’re about to cum so keep those beautiful brown eyes open so I can
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
YEAH !! thats how it always felt like to me, the only big big hurricane that was actually a little scary was Andrew and i was 3-4 years old when it hit and i had recently moved to florida and didnt know what the fuck was happening, but i didnt cry and
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
my anxiety is killing me so I just doodled whatever came to mind, and that was demon-thing Levi……….
and she was beautiful
uhm.. you guise I went to this orchestra audition thing to support my friend who was taking it and while she was practicing I saw this boy who seriously looked like Kim Bum and he was wearing this cute lil vest and bowtie and looked so classy while
senseis: when i was 6 i had my first love his name was andy and he was a waiter at tuscan oven and i made my dad take me there every week so i could see him and talk to him and he used to tell me that he made the pasta just special for me and then when
Everyone, I remembered a dream I had last night…It was wonderful. I was in my bed and there was a dog with me, and I hugged it. I think the dog was a golden retriever. She was very calm and loving…her demeanor reminded me of a border
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
c0mixtape:littlemissmasked: Want to make your DM’s day? Drink the unidentified potion. WE DID THIS ONCE AND IT WAS A GENIE
YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD
And hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
i remember when i was a teenager and i spent time in a mental institution and it was wild as fuck.
@kleo2020 a lot of it was more or less free detox. i was most definitely a junkie, and i was well on my way toward being a full blown alcoholic. so you know, counseling, free food, and some detox. it was pretty sweet. I mean I was absolutely terrified
alunaes: arosary: WHY DID GRAVITY JUST WIN FOR BEST DIRECTOR WTF because Alfonso Cuaron was a low budget film maker before Gravity and this was his one shot with a big budget and it was a really awesome film, he deserves it. even his low budget films
harshwhimsies: (bursts through your door) so, megatron and orion I can say in fact this did happen
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
jungwildeandfree: sueslayer: This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
I forgot to tell my tumblr this, but I got into an argument with a woman on here a few days ago, and she was completely against gay marriage, saying shit like, “Homosexuality is a DISEASE and they should be FIXED!” and I literally could not
andioyu: My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie
Had the most amazing weekend with Jonathan :) Pretty boring and a lot of packing to move him out on Sunday, but the fact that I got to fall asleep and wake up next to him was amazing. Saturday was super amazing and spent in Brooklyn, and today was just
shingekinokyojinheaven: blacksmokeistheanswer: I went shopping and there was an up to 50% sale in SIND DIE JAEGER were they selling marco?
like my second boyfriend (but first real one in my mind) was a football player and he was 6'3 and just this huge teddy bear and would always worry he was fat but to date I still think he was one of the cutest boys I’ve ever dated
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
last night darfin surprised me and took me out for a date (saw zootopia wee) and it was really cute and he was so lovey and I felt bad because I was so tired and not peppy, but he was all playful and touch-y and just super duper into me and he asked how
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
GUYS DARFIN LEFT HIS SPOTIFY LOGGED INTO MY COMPUTER AND HES CURRENTLY LISTENING TO IT AT HOME BUT EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING FROM THIS COMPUTER IT WORKS ON HIS AND HES FREAKING OUT HAHAHAH
soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club type of thing and there was a cute girl and we both agreed she was cute and we started talking to her and blah blah then we ended up in this room and she was being flirty and her and darfin
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
This update was basically an episode of The L Word.
When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class were kids of all grades and there was a senior who was really tall and super cute and super nice and I did have a bit of a crush on him. He sat next to me but our teacher separated us and
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
I was finally able to use my thick toy! The one in my blow job video. I was able to actually masturbate with it. It hurt a little at first if I pushed it too far in but then I was able to stretch and go slow and it was fine ☺️ it was great because
I watched it and it was fucking glorious
and-so-the-feels-begin: Why do Saphire and Ruby have such a good relationship?Because they started off on a goodice breaker
so I watched the Until Dawn let’s play and it was so fckin creepy jfc (especially the first half imo)
and now we wait
I DREW ON THE WrONG LAYER AND I CAN’T UNDO ANYMORE
funfact: i was actually going to have it switched around with miku saying “luka” in that last comic, but then changed my mind cause i felt the scene would match better with kaimei oh well
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
r/wb/y manga was goodkind of makes me nostalgic for the old days when everyone was ALIVE and they was kids just goin to combat school and fightin monsters together
I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout and it was rubbish and there’s no food in 😭😭
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
naked-yogi:Please tell me how to properly care for (indoor) potted GREEN elephant ears. I had a huge plant and it ended up turning brown on the edges and it was so far gone I gave up on it. Partially or maybe entirely due to my cat ripping it up with
