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So you’ve pulled this chick at the pub and she’s wearing one of those crappy big jumpers that means you have no idea what her tits are like…well maybe some idea as the jumper pushes out and you pray it’s because she’s got
Yes, honey, your two bosses, one after the other, and they fucked me without condom. Then, they told me what ‘feeding the cuckold hubby a cream-pie’ means. I want to do it now, are you ready?.
Don’t ask me if I’d let you sleep with your wife, ask her which one of us she she wants to fuck her. I guess it’s not you, and this means master bedroom bed for me and guest bedroom for you, tonight and forever.
What the hell did you think J AND T means? And if there’s any doubt, a 10 second visit to our bio on our page answers those questions. The blog is a couples blog, it’s about her (the real star of the show), and run by him. And most of our posts
She gets it betas. She knows that you can’t stand up for yourself with pretty girls, because she understands that deep down, you see women as superior to you. She finds your lack of confidence “adorable,” and rather then seeing you as a “man,”
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this blog turns one month old tomorrow! Here’s the post I made about it, in case you’re interested)
my money is on the table that peridot is not above taking advantage of steven’s compassion almost immediately and uses him like a shield every time she says something shitty to the crystal gems and steven is like “NO SHE DIDNT MEAN IT SHES JUST IGNORANT
famousblackcelebs: lagonegirl: It’s the way you treat people that defines your character Just a got damn reminder He’s amazing and she’s an asshole
resadipity: lagonegirl: Does this mean it will load faster? i hope so White person 1: The “blacks” are at it again on the netflix maw what do we do?White person 2: Delete our account and stop watching your favourite shows! That’ll show em!
greelin: greelin: like if you make a cashier cry you’re evil! sorry! you don’t get a free pass! you don’t get to stand there and see someone visibly stressed and already doing everything they can to help people and move things along as swiftly
davidfosterflawless: a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️
notdoingmywork: marissarei: To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you. To all of the adults following me that never heard it from their parents: I’m proud of you, too.
avoidantvoid: avpd concept: I tell someone everything I’ve been too afraid to say my entire life and they don’t think I’m a monster. They don’t run away. They stay. And that means I can finally stop running, too
songfordecem: allrightfine: The Stages of David Tennant’s Facial Hair.(the most important post I will ever make.) #THIS IS THE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY#I SAID IT#I STAND BY IT (via stoprobbers)
xekstrin:F R I e n d l y reminder not to be mean and harsh to newbies in your fandom who don’t know all the lore yet— or even just people in the fandom who might not be as dedicated as you. If they want, you should instead share the cool stuff you
jaclcfrost: characters not having their exact age and birthday and height listed somewhere stresses me out
Okay, so… I’m finally watching Jem, and I know it’s a cartoon, but everything makes a lot more sense if you take into account the show takes place in the same fictional universe as Transformers and G.I. Joe.I mean, of course Eric Raymond is
boozumaki: the bond that naruto and sasuke share is so real and so raw and so intimate and so passionate it’s so wild. they’ve experienced so much together; pain, love, loss, hate, jealously, despair, happiness, anger, pretty much everything honestly.
futureblackpolitician: It’s already started omg I mean it’s fake but it is funny
sirenymph: Also gentle reminder to wash your pillowcases and bedding today or tomorrow to prevent face breakouts and to get rid of all the dead skin particles in your bedding💕💕 🎵all your cells are dead, laying in your bed, all your cells are
stedebonny: There’s a place in the dark where the animals goYou can take off your skin in the cannibal glowJuliet loves the beat and the lust it commandsDrop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo
How is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
koalatea:Can we stop this whole rudely replying to curious anons who have genuine questions?? Like who raised yall to be this nasty?? In the time it took you to type “I’m not fucking Google look it up” U could have answered the question like shit
emikokal: I think a lot of the time, people that don’t play guitar listen to it more in terms of the sound, emotion, and feeling of it - they’re not concerned with how well it sticks out over the music, or what’s physically happening on the instrument.
alixjay: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day You obviously don’t remember correctly. You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:
euo: Layne Arlina makes self-portraits with her menstrual blood: “Wandering how far I can pursue the field of the unfamiliar and uncomfortable imagery, I aim to lose the fear of my natural self and feel brave enough to exploit it.”
sonicpinballparty: mcbushpig: when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist
circletines: U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S
yesings: what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is
phemiec: I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
thatsmoderatelyraven: This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and
queersmoot: castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder
kartari: hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it
cberniez: Hey y’all, a children’s book project I worked on last year recently wrapped up, so I thought I would share a few of the illustrations from it and ideally promote it. ;) It is a short book about natural hair care from the perspective of
rabioheab: a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons”
thesylverlining: Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done? Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions. Raven
theactualharrystyles:“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing
in the series finale of breaking bad, walt finally tries his meth and realizes that it tastes bad and everyone was only pretending to like it to make him feel better
wearetylerspeople:puplets:one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re
buckinghamnicks-ff: “I love nothing better than to be in the company of a great guitar player. It’s the only time when I’m calm. And I think it’s because of living all those years with Lindsey. And all he ever did was play guitar.“- Stevie
catracism: the faster you learn to say ‘this is hideous, i love it’ about an item of clothing and genuinely mean it, the faster no one can take away your happiness about your clothes because they can be like ‘what the fuck are you wearing’ and
theurbanspaceboi:i for one welcome ryan reynolds to tumblr and i am confident that he has what it takes to not only survive but thrive in the funnyman game
proto-yo: It’s cloudy and gross outside, which means it’s a sad Clint day
so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called
“You have a merry Christmas, bless ya baby!” ok sweetest thing a customer has said to me today I’m in love all I did was give him directions to 495/Bethesda and he called to thank me omg such a sweet man I’m gonna die
bitchspy:“ … Sorry, I just prefer sticking to the SHADOWS.” Perhaps the apology is unnecessary. Still, it is offered with some sense of MEANING. “I appreciate the effort back there, you might have saved my life.” Trying to appear grateful, but
Someone should just love me and like mean it because no one has ever said, ‘I love you’ to me and like I don’t know it makes me sad.
why do i have to go to school why aren’t i living in a nice little cabin in the woods why aren’t there schools that are nice little cabins in the woods with nice people that also just want to do nothing but be happy and live in nice cabins in the
me finding this in my wips, it’s actually a rough draft/storyboard to a cherub lyricstuck i wanted to do months ago, i only did a few panels and i’m wondering if i should finish the rest….
online-fairy: I am sad, and I mean it. Its not just an emotion I have most often anymore, I feel like I have lost the original me and turned into sadness and that is just who I am now, I am sad and lonely
Bad behavior makes me think I need to keep you locked longer.Good behavior means it’s working and I should keep you locked longer.Face it, chastity boy: you’re FUCKED.
rupphiiire: thisismystevenuniverseblog: I don’t think Sapphire wears shoes. can we just all agree this is canon?I mean garnet only had one boot, that’s evidence enough right?And how adorable would it be that the gem who’s almost completely covered
kurozu501: keyofjetwolf: ACTUAL LOL PEARL TOTALLY SOLD STEVEN OUT THAT IS MARVELOUS #pearl is the fussiest bossiest mum #but have her in a situation where garnet might disapprove and suddenly she’s three and i love it #I MEAN AMETHYST I EXPECTED
carryonwaywardsquid replied to your post:bUT ALSO if the MAIN didn’t one of the earlier scenes show him waking up in the afterlife? if Angel was already there he might’ve been asleep that long I don’t remember how he woke up exactly and
did some of you watch the new night at the museum movie and liked it :?I just got invited but I’m not sure if going or not haha;
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
FUNKO POPS ARE THE DEVIL. I’ll just get the one, I said. …it’s only ten dollars, I said. ..(lemon76)“This is it,” I say, already carrying three new funkos to the cashier. “I’m not buying these anymore. I can’t. I won’t.” And I mean
Wow! Eddie is finally 8XA! Despite the drastic difference in power balance, motive, and long term effect on the victim, the two characters have become one!(codename-mango)wowww it’s like the exact same thing! …..what do you mean it’s just people
me and my sister were very devastated by the ending of “princess tutu”
