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teengingacock:myaddicktion: “Good morning sweet heart, about time you got out of bed. Scott and Tom from down the street stopped. I was just entertaining them until you got up, why don’t you come over and join us. You boys will have to get creative
Just got out of the tub..the room was a bit steamed up!!!:)
Got into a little The Holiday AU hc jam with inkykinky last night and today just so happened to be her birthday!! Happy birthday hon! Hope you have a good one!Our baby boy Jbo takes one look at Marco and his brain immediately goes NEW DAD SPOTTED. And
i just woke up from a really long nap and feel all confused and stuff… but I had a dream about Lee Jong Suk and it was lovely
kingjaffejoffer: 20andstilllost: My dad is rude as fuck. He just got back from Cabo so I had to pick him up. Well I’m driving with my windows up and heat on and this fucker decides to shit on himself in my car and say nothing. I almost threw up, I
Today’s the day I’m gonna hold and wet! Just got up and peed. Now gonna have my morning coffee and start my day!
Mmmm I knew I was sick…Had to stop my hold sorry!!… Been up for a few hours feeling like sicky death
I’m feeling “soft” today and I realized I didn’t pee when I got up and been busy doing chores when I felt a sudden urge to go pee…But idk I’m feeling shy and soft today and do t want to go potty yet .\\.”Lol no problem I like to make
bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come
skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
galbowos: I’ll miss you
carniscorner: i just woke up with the thought that twilight got a segway instead of wings. ….I greatly wish that’d been what actually happened. It would’ve been so amusing. =|
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life. I now hear all the things. I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow. I heard what my mum actually sounds like.
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
I opened up my computer to clean the dust out (since it was having troubles) and my finger got caught on some bit of metal and got cut as I tried to pry it out so I bled all over the inside of my computer. I cleaned it up and everything seems to be fine
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
“Both of You” makes my heart hurt in a very particular way. Like, I hadn’t heard it in a while but I’m listening to the soundtrack and, like, I got the exact same feeling again. And it’s so specific, I don’t really know how to describe it.
tehsmarticus: micaxiii: skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and
lotsofdragons: It’s probably been done to death already but I am slow and only just got up to speed with Steven Universe and THIS WAS NECESSARY.They’re Turquoise and Carnelian, in case you were wondering.
if you're awake now, what time is it and how would you describe your current emotions in one word?
xxcron: sparkledick: 5secondsofsmumer: j4479: deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now Someone please explain this. oh my god.
bookishbrigidruns: bookishbrigidruns: bookishbrigidruns: tolzmannia: There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got ๒.90 worth of books for ร.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome. THANK YOU I just got four books worth
homolesbians: Just married! This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve
getthepiesammy: kupokat: otterboxes: HOW THE HECK WOULD MERMAIDS HAVE BABIES sea-sections I told this to my friend and she just got up and left
wynterwillow: foshoitsnikki: Remember time Drake got beat up by a baby lobster And Josh just stood there eating popcorn and laughing. This reminds me of how tumblr is sometimes.
suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e
dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
afloydianslip: If you’re feeling sad just remember Ozzy Osbourne wanted to get Sharon some flowers but all the shops were closed so he went into a graveyard and picked up a bunch and when Sharon got them she wondered why there was a card saying “in
laynethomasstaley: It felt like when Layne passed away, he largely got swept under the carpet. They just discounted everything he was…. It made me really sick when he’d just passed away and we’d been up for another Grammy, and they convinced us
clockworkvaudeville: when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
musichastherighttoparty: genuinely what would you even do in this situation. would you just give up on your car? like leave the keys in the ignition and walk away? i feel like any potential way you could clean this up would just make it an even more
sergle: sergle: ★ ★ YOOO, I just opened up a redbubble store with stickers! ★ ★These are only a few of the examples that are up for sale, and I’ll be adding more every now and again. So far I have stickers of Lapis, Peridot, Pearl, Stevonnie,
I’m just saying that if Rusty and White got married right out of college they would’ve avoided a lot of problems and ended up much happier and fulfilled. Just saying. Just throwing it out there.
nezumis-spicy-schlongasaurus: droppingdreams: listyaka: better quality - finally! and remember - no homo. and this is why context matters- wait there’s no context And suddenly all I can see is “we just got caught mid-blowjob” expressions.
So I just got up out of bed and went to go to the toilet and I went to remove my tampon. Okay so thats cool fine, whatever. But then I look up as im disposing of it and there’s a goddamn blood clot just chilling out on the back of the toilet door!
the-silverstarling: spideyandstark: y’all give peter shit for being Awful at keeping his identity a secret but tony stark’s friends literally prepared him a speech so he could perfectly cover his alter-ego and he just got up in front of hundreds of
since I just came back from my second thanksgiving dinner I thought I would think of things im thankful for and I just feel super lucky to have the family I do (mostly my brother but still) and my friends and darfin and his brothers and my health and
tonight darfin came over and we got rid of my old bed and mattress and together we got a new one and brought it up the stairs and set it up and rearranged my room then after rested on my giant new bed ☺️☺️ days like this are my fav because we
I’m feeling so fucking confident today like fuck ya tiny boobs wow and yaaaa go you with your messy bun w/ no make up and woo I love your (my) weirdness it’s so cUTE
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
fractalacidfairy: It’s 4pm and I just got up oops
I’m watching Bronze with my dad and he just got up and took a picture of Melissa Rauch’s face on the screen. Me: What are you doing? Dad: Making a meme. Me: Excuse me? Dad: I make memes and I put other shit on them. Me: Why? Dad: How do you
It’s the kind of day I wish I could call home and have my lover start me a hot bath so we could sit and talk while I got my feet up a little. Just domestic caretaking you know??
Just got done with my softball banquet! I got a really nice award and I got all fancy-ied up but now it’s time for Jammies UwU
Weblena Week Day 7: FREE DAY!I chose to do ADVENTURE WIVES!!! I just ADORE the older designs by @soup-du-silence SO here they are! (Also I just looked up some random runes and they said that these would mean ‘I Love You’ on the sword so I hope they’re
whew, bad dreams really rev up ur adrenaline
So a week of mischief and naughtiness just got fucked up
