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My wife told me her boss had spanked her and I just blushed. Then she added that he had raised her skirt to do it and I just looked at her unable to say a thing. Shortly after, she said that it was obvious I wasn’t going to do anything about what she
omg i l ove that idea, connor just trying to do the case like normal and suddenly jUST MOANS REALLY LOUD AND COVERS HIS MOUTHbaby tries to move on but deviants love to squirm around which makes his job harder cause hes a blushing m ess
silverdreaming: nO BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THINGSTILES SAYS “THE HOTTEST GIRL” AND THEY JUST AGREE, NO ONE BATS AN EYELID, EVEN ISAAC WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THEN HE JUST sOMEBODY HELP ME
johnwatsonsmoostache: ohanastiel: caughtupintheriptide: the-winchester-saints: xxspiritkeeperxx: vivisroom: theprofoundestofbonds: (x) Not even in SPN fandom and that just tore my heart out i just started crying this is just right to the feels
In the New Modern Therapy approaches for beta males, masturbation is encouraged during sessions for therapeutic purposes. The patient is advised to stroke his little dick and think about all the reasons and issues that have led to his pussyfree lifestyle,
Is it even really necessary for you to have sex with a pussy? I mean, you have your hand, and you clearly don’t deserve it… So why? Why should you get any kind of sex other than handsex? It just doesn’t make sense? Your hand should be enough for
cum-in-kleenex: Oral might be given out more freely these days, but not for loser betas! You wish Eva De Vil would take pity on you and give you a sensual BJ, but that’s just not gonna happen. You’re lucky if she gives you one of her socks to stroke
I just keep thinking of that vine that goes like ‘Aw, you hung out with Beth yesterday!…I love Beth!’ 'you hate Beth’ 'YEAH NO. SHIT. HONEY!!!’ And I just wanna say that’s white to pink about earth
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
So obviously this week hasn’t been good for me—had a panic attack on Monday and then, well, Tuesday happened. And it’s totally thrown off my drawing mojo; I had several sketches ready to go, but now my hand’s all cramped up and I just can’t
traitor: there’s always those 3 or 4 mutuals that always like and reblog ur stuff and i just wanna say thanks and stay cool
Vagrant Queen has an episode that is just a straight up unabashed tribute to the 1985 Clue movie and it is THE dumbest, goofiest, high-energy nonsense and I just adore it
ladyknightthebrave: thisisemobuddy: 2tonocean: wired-infornography: (via Show and Tell - Imgur) I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again I’M NOT CRYING THERE ARE JUST FEELINGS EVERYWHERE
muftiday: do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda thinkit appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess. wellshit
Midsommar is the literal worst film I have ever seen, never have I been so confused and bored for 2 hours 20, the film literally has zero plot and is just a bunch of boring featureless characters going into a field and being killed in nasty ways while
Just stuff about my confirmation, nothing special or important. Haha. I don’t know, I’m just really stressed and worried and nervous about it. Tomorrow everyone that wants to get confirmed for March 2013 has to attend this meeting at Church
i recently created a new character and i absolutely frickin’ adore him, he’s way more interesting than i ever even planned and i just yeah really am proud of him and his entire development plus his creation ties up ends for other characters
Graham and I just saw the Avengers for our 2 year anniversary. En route to my place, he says “Wait, who were we supposed to be shipping during the movie?” I replied with, “People are big on Iron Man and Captain America.” He just
What if I just make all my students refer to me by my last name without a Mr./Mrs./Ms./whatever in front of it? Then the polite students shit themselves and go “B-b-but is it… are you… what are you?” And I just glare at them
attackonpalindrome: ftm!armin is extremely matter-of-fact about contraceptives and eren gets kind of flustered because talking about condoms and birth control stuff seriously is kind of embarrassing and armin just breaks this topic of conversation out
rosetylerisbatman: # I think during this moment when Davros is shoving the Doctor’s sins in his face and trying to make him feel unworthy # Rose isn’t looking at him with condemnation # She’s looking at him with sympathy # She knows him
hiddenlizard: Jimmy and Bunk investigate a murder.
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
I like how in the beginning of the episode when they’re having Steven mimic all their dancing and he’s trying to do Garnet and Pearl’s dance but he’s way too short so Garnet has to hold him up but they still continued after that
like, I know ‘joy ride’ is an incredibly common term and I’ve heard it a million times but for some reason whenever I think of the episode title “Joy Ride” I immediately hear the same-titled song by the Killers in my head and it just not appropriate
While I totally get why people do it (natural suspicion based on past experience), it legit frustrates me that everyone’s first assumption when someone writes about an identity is that they’re just doing it for woke points or attention, rather
lossofsignal:No but the actual funniest part of this episode was the poker scene where all this tension is building as Nica tries her best to play along and not get caught, only for Tiffany to catch her slipping up and say she knows it’s not Chucky.
transmasc-wizard:rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
eugeniedanglars:wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class
disembodiedangelfeet: sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things bad relationships mental illnesses dangerous situations and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
I just realized Trip’s birthday is next week, so I’ll probably try finishing that pic and post it then.
okay but the cutest thing has to be when a is too impatient to bother taking off all of b’s clothes and they just want to go straight for the goods so they just push b’s bra up or pulls the crotch of their panties to the side and does to town (つ////⊂)
u ever lose a bunch of followers in one go and when ppl start following u again u just hit the same follower milestone
annieclarq-deactivated20150621: Variety: Have you experienced sexism in Hollywood? How have you handled it? Rossum: I can’t tell you how many producers have made wink-and-nudge overtures at me. I’ve just been, Is this happening right now? Do they
Did Emma and Regina just take Henry along with them to the Underworld without either one shouting at the other about poor parenting?…Did Snow and Charming just take Neal with them on their trip to the Underworld? (Genuine question, I can’t remember
I’m hurt, I’m really depressed that’s it’s gone down to my stomach and to my heart and I double doses on my meds and I just want this pain to go away. Why do I have to say these things, I’m the worst person, I don’t
elf-in-mirror: This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever. Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous
demolitionfrerardist: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat
obesitycore: I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
amadaun23: After the show I was getting some positive reinforcement from a few folks that I knew were part of the scene. Cornell came up to me, and he just happened to be standing under a black light. He was talking to me, and his eyes and his teeth
slutty-ukes: fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please
legendarilyinvisible: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
twenyonepilots: soo i was looking through meet and greet photos and i just…I’ve seen a lot of pictures of these two dudes and this one takes the cake
ladislaws: digitaldoggy: one time this dude was being stupid so i said “well you can’t spell stupid without u” and he got really angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a rly long time #Eren
modestmgmtofficial: identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just
free-booty: Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one
master-of-the-unforgiven: ohnoitsthebat HE JUST PICKS HIM UP SO EASILY AND HOLDS HIM SO HIGH AND I JUST CANNOT OKAY I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW
I forgot to mention that my daughter is starting to laugh more on purpose and not just in her sleep. She still smiles easily, goes to bed pretty easily, and just seems so easygoing. She certainly doesn’t get that from me but it’s more than
arystar: blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am: Wow. The human body is fascinating I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable)
songsofwaterandnight:gaymageclub:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole dayone time i
oh-mother-of-darkness:Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
sometimes I just get tired of being told I’m not good enough and it rings inside me echoing until I’m tired to my bones and I just want to lay down and decay into the earth
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
help me and darfin just played guild wars 2 for 3 hours straight
it really is amazing how much less stress is off your shoulders when you stop worrying about pleasing other people or worrying about whether people like you or not just always remember yourself is important too
im like so surprised people liked that karma and mimi doodle i posted last night and were calling it cute and yelling and im just R-REALLY???
Just got my new chastity device and been trying it for some hours and starting to get used to it and all in all I love it. I know for a fact I won’t be wearing it for some occasions in day to day life but I love it.
keyofjetwolf: GARNET OH MY GOD PEARL AND AMETHYST LOOKED SO HOPEFUL AND YOU’RE SO HOPEFUL TOO AND SO CERTAIN LIKE YAY GARNET IS GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING NO PROB AND THEN JUST FUCKING TRYING TO SHAKE HIM TO MAKE IT STOP OKAY MAYBE YOU THINK HA HA IT’S
