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boss-hard: There are nearly 1000 captions on my blog, and you had liked/reblogged 20 of them 5 minutes after clicking “Follow.â€Â 20 minutes later, you had read my FAQ, all of my true stories, and now you’re lost somewhere in my archive. You’ve
“I have a story for you! So, I was sitting in first period one day and my jeans were really tight and i had my legs crossed and i realized it was putting a lot of pressure on my clit. And i had like read stories about girls who can orgasm without
Later, your wife asked you what it had been like to watch your boss fucking her, and you had to admit that you were envious of his big cock and that you had felt completely emasculated when you had noticed that she was really enjoying being fucked by
Once they had put their children to bed, his wife invited him to unwrap a very special present. She told him it also included a ‘very tasty” present from his boss, and that she wanted him to call his boss next morning to tell him how much he had liked
When your wife said that she had liked very much that you had kissed her when her boss was fucking her in front of you, you just said, “Honey, you looked radiant, and so beautiful…”
damn i’d let him abra ka-fuck me too.I’ve been listening to TAZ (tho unfortunately didn’t catch up in time for the finale and am still not done lol) and I had to had to had to draw my best boy. Like I cannot thank @theadventurezone enough for Taako.
nastyhalfbreed: titan—ia: it’s fucking hot and i had to walk to and from school today and i felt like i was gonna pass out. i was so sweaty and tired and gross. i hate summer. i hate it i hate it i hate it. but i feel like i don’t look bad today.
snail-speed: Were dinosaurs really just giant birbs I mean I know birds have dino genes and therapods had feathers but like Birds came from tiny dinos like aeopteryx and you all are just turning t rexes into jumbo-sized sparrows I love Dino-Birbs
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
theresaheroinyou answered your question: I just had a weird, random thought: I think that is a really cool idea and if you guys decide to go to wales and I have my place by then, my door is open. fortunatelyfaded replied to your post: I just had
dikubutto: val-ritz: so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon”
thewordwielder replied to your post: thewordwielder replied to your post: I have a… i thought you meant you’d killed kili or someone for a sec and i had a fucking heart attack, oh my god NOOOOOO OH GOD NO. I had one draft in which I went canon
Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women
I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal goddammit!!!!!!!” today and oof I haven’t felt like that since high school.
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
dailyphillipasoo: I feel like there’s been a lot of speculation about the very last moment of the show. You step to the front of the stage and you take a deep breath like a gasp. Can you talk about that moment and what’s going on there?
noblesupertemp: doctor who meme: ten episodes - The Doctor’s Wife (1/10) ‘Oh my beautiful idiot. You have what you’ve always had. You’ve got me.’
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
eveningflares: #oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth is booking it #like she’s going at a pretty good pace and she had a bit of a head start #so i know he’s all cool slightly brisk walk when we see him #but he had to move fairly
firegfarchive-deactivated202106:ive had a god complex ever since i could never find my name on those gift shop keychains
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
Ever seen a grown-ass man cry because he couldn’t fit his anime girlfriend body pillow into a carry-on bag and had to leave her with his parents? Coming of age stories are fucking weird sometimes.
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
I had a dream where Amethyst met Homeworld Amethysts and they looked like this (except less poorly drawn)their arms were whips that swung back and forth as they walked but they could also used them as individual tentacle-like arms
I had a Speech class in my second year in college (it was a requirement) and I had to make up a speech I was unable to do in class due to me being me. So it was just me and the teacher and she kept telling me to keep eye contact but I kept looking away
I got blood drawn this morning (for tests) and they had to fill like 7 of those vials. Right before they did the last one, the needle popped out of my arm and I bled all over the chair/armrest thing. Then they had to take blood from the other arm for
dottianne: ensighclopedia: hardcorewingsdotcom: WHO REMEMBERS MOTHER FUCKIN SKY DANCERS one of my friends got hit in the eye when she was seven with one of these things and she had to go to hospital that sounds about right
turntechgaybutt: fuckyeahashes: fivetail: This is completely accurate. One time I was at a bus stop downtown and someone had spraypainted “I love my mother” onto the wall. Beneath it, in tiny letters, was “she loves you too” in sharpie. oh
wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to
zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
okay but like listen mccree sandwiched between morrison and reyes, begging them to fuck his pussy o(-( like pls just imagine him kneeling on the bed with gabe pressed up against his back, who’s lavishing wet kisses along the column of his neck. strong
i was playing elims and i'be had like 3 ppl ask me out of nowhere if i was a girl what the actual fuck
z0mbiraptor: I had a dream that my friends and I were sharing ideas of how we thought our favorite starters would look like. I was drawing them and they all liked it. I had to draw them and make it look exactly like in my dream. Anyway, this is how I
Really tempted to break my no nudes rule. I won’t but I may have had fun with my water colors and had some leftover purple while wearing no shirt. And I painted a nipple and areole purple. And it looks like a beautiful purple daisy flower. And I
dikubutto:val-ritz: so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon”
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
the-doctors-rose: wellisnthatwizard: superwh0relock: nine and rose had like a father/daughter relationship and i honestly thought it was kind of cool nine and rose had like a father/daughter relationship and i honestly thought it was kind of cool
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
guys if I had a completely nsfw snapchat would you guys buy it??
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
woah I just had a booty call at like midnight for the first time ever!!!! idk if it counts if its your boyfriend but darf came over around 11:45-12 and he just came in and started taking off his clothes and we went to my bedroom and I had already just
sometimes i wonder how id look like with short hair, and i don’t mean with a wig on but my actual hair, im just always afraid if i ever cut it it would poof up and i wont like it LOL
heavensickness:Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the ones you don’t know) during the day like “the swedish taurus girl had an exam today, I hope it went well”
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
and now we wait
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
my new farmer is named jack and she had a dog named snoochie and her favorite things are girls (but girls are not things. It’s ok she know this.)
Ok so my day has actually been great?I had like 3 sex dreams over night then woke up n made myself cum & had a shower which I came as well in then took a bunch of cute photos and then went to the gym and now I’m gonna watch anime and fall asleep
