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hypnogayman: I only had the time to stare a moment at him and he got all my attention………… I woke up naked and stuck to the wall needing to keep listening to him and craving to obey…
voknowsbest: This squishy little tyke woke up to a super squishy diapey and just might need a change !! And I got the bestest new stuffed animal her name is Pricilla and she’s a big elephant !! And she’s a super good listener !!
Working from home and having that home for sale is an awful combination.Any time I get a good span of time to just sit and work on commissions, I get a call saying there’s house showings in like 2 hours, so I have to run around cleaning up instead.Which
funfrom4chan: So we got drunk in Mexico and my friend woke up with this on her camera
sex-in-the-family: when I woke up this morning I though my two daughters had forgot it was my 40th birthday. But as my wife left for work my phone buzzed and I got this picture and a message which read “I bet you thought we forgot daddy, we just wanted
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
peggyscarter: “Holy cow. You will not believe what’s been going on. Do you remember when we were in space, and I got all dusty? I must’ve passed out, because I woke up, and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there, right? He was like, “It’s
i just woke up from a really long nap and feel all confused and stuff… but I had a dream about Lee Jong Suk and it was lovely
Uh oh!! I got my bed wet!!! ~ /(/•/n/•/)/
Wakes up at 3:00am and immediately gets up and goes down stairs to eat a slice of cold pizza in the dark
that-stupid-tardis-sound: hoodooloo: that-stupid-tardis-sound: i remember when i was 7 i got really mad at my brother so i pulled all the heads off of my barbie dolls and hanged them over his bed while he was sleeping and when he woke up he pissed
candyredterezii:candyredterezii:candyredterezii:what if you woke up one morning and checked your Youtube Recommended videos and you got recommended a true crime video by one of those girls who do their make up and shit while talking about true crime cases
babyunibear: babypokki: Embarrassed little Pokki 🙈 Ddlg💕 Abdl💕 I almost wet the bed last night I was sleeping the started peeing and luckily I woke up stopped and got on the potty but it was very embarrassing ☠️🎀 I didn’t know that
a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag: niknak79: Don’t you hate it when that happens this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in
carniscorner: i just woke up with the thought that twilight got a segway instead of wings. ….I greatly wish that’d been what actually happened. It would’ve been so amusing. =|
bunbunbunbunnybun: Good morning! Bunny and Legs got to sleepies late today so this is Bunny first thing in the morning, no face wash no teeth brushies, just a wakey Bunny♡♡ Le gasp! Bunny woke up to all these new follows and nice words. Thank you
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
i had a dream where will smith and i got robbed holy shit.
mewsicalmiss: taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
Today was seriously rad!! Second day at my new job that I love. Got my Daddy @thedoghouse09 some flowers on the way home from work. Got super cute cuddles and fell asleep. Woke up to Daddy stripping naked which instantly brings some tingly feelings. It
maelisann: in-my-rearview-mirr0r: “I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer…” what’s wrong with the mic
insta-gramcracker: my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
gothlolita: imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
missmella: You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse
sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
bootybottom:bootybottom:bootybottom:Holy shit I forgot that I changed my alarm sound so this morning I woke up to “mmm whatcha say” and I laughed so hard I fell off my bedI FORGOT ABOUT THIS AGAIN AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I SMACKED MY
wordcubed: stunningpicture: I got high last night, and woke with this on my table This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.
harmagedon: *wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis
anomalyaday: I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this
mc1303: a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag: niknak79: Don’t you hate it when that happens this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea
kaijuno: mr-stereotypical: kaijuno: My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns
Today was a very good day. I woke up with a sore throat and yeah, that sucked. It still sucks as my throat is still sore a bit right now. But I slept in as I usually do during summer and I got up around 7:30. I made my new recipe idea. I loved how the
insane-lycute: I gotta see Daddy today, and I got quite the spanking. We went out on a date and saw The Conjuring 2! And then I teased him and smacked him (softly) when he was saying he was sleepy. The adrenaline rush woke him up. Then we went to the
i’ll never forget that time torri came to visit me, and she was napping and my brother woke her up, and she was like “nigga i got 3 jobs” then turned back over and went back to sleep. torri’s a hustla and will never let anything
brothersisterincest: I got drunk and fucked my little sister last night and when she woke up she was determined to make sure I remember her tight pussy.
thingssthatmakemewet:Supposed to go back to work tonight but I woke up hella early and can’t fall back asleep. Decided to try sleeping in the spare room where @mossyoakmaster and I slept while he was here and now I can’t stop crying again.
alicasanova: Look at that hurr! A shot from the photoshoot with Michael Moore Photography last night. Ugh I’m so tired me and @bellazombie got home around 4am last night and we just woke up 😴💤 #girlswithtattoos #hair #model #inkedmodel #tattooedmodel
Woke up this mornin and I got myself a beer. The future’s uncertain and the end is always near
woke up crying and now I’m emotionally screwed up because I had a dream a very injured little cat came to me and I tried to rush it to the hospital but there were so many obstacles and I got there and the cat (Calvin) was so weak compared to his
last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned on and for some reason we had sex but like anal and then I woke up and I was CONVINCED my ass hurt like even in my dreams he’s too big
sorry ive been missing!! my tumblr stopped working then I had adventure day then work all day today buuuut yesterday was adventure day with darfin and it was so goooood!!! we woke up early and got traditional tim hortons before our road trip and we went
g0thwino: today i woke up just before 12 and then got high and it was nice cause i was very sleepy n giggly and we sat in the garden listening to ed sheeran and u2 and then i ate toast and slept for what seemed like years
ok i'mma sleep but before i go once upon a yesterday night forever fell asleep in my lap and he got a napboner and i sorta jerked him off and he came then he woke up while i was cleaning him off because he sort of came a fuckload and also on his iron
I was cleaning my nana’s storage room yesterday and I got covered in dirt and now my face is breaking out 😭😭😭
